Joke Of The Day! This is for you Laurie!

[Asterisk]

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from many men.
It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."
"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting."
But there was another floor so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!"

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f*cking impossible to please.
The exit is to your left; we hope you fall down the stairs."

Anyone else got some good ones?

 

[pdx1138]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fisherman_and_His_Wife

 

[ScottMustaine]

A man acquired on farm ability from serpent to understand what animals talk. But if he told anybody that, he would die in a second.

So he listened once how animals talk and laughed, and wife kept asking him why did he laugh. He told her if he gave her the reason he would die.


But his wife continued. So he made his own coffin, laid himself in and called his wife to tell her why. But then he heard his Rooster say something to a Dog who asked him why does he eat at situation where his masters life is at risk

Rooster: "My master is such an idiot, he will let himself get killed because of some women. Those three chickens chase me and I don't give a fck about them. If one dares to take my meal I will pick her with my nose"

Man heard that and got up, took a shovel and started beating up his own wife telling her " This is what I wanted to tell you honey !"




Old but gold.


In before the feminazi invasion.

 

[Atom Smasher]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fisherman_and_His_Wife

Uhhh... Where's the divorce at the end of the story?

A fable should parallel real life.

 

[BeDJ]

What's wrong with hypergamy?

 

[Asterisk]

Nice one, Scott
@BeginningDJ, I know what hypergamy is,
but I'm not sure what you mean.

But here's another one

A father and son have a little chat.

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father."