Joe Rogan is a "nice guy"

[DJDamage]

Joe knows what he is doing and he doesn't put up with a woman's B.S.

Just a great video.

http://www.joerogan.net/news/newsItem.cfm?cms_news_id=23

 

[Ken785]

Classic. That bimbo was star struck and didnt know what she was saying..."Oh...ohh your Mr. Showbiz! ****y Mr. Hollywood thinks hes better" WTF??? Why doesn't she just tell him straight up she wants to fvck him?!? Its only obvious...

 

[DJDamage]

Why doesn't she just tell him straight up she wants to fvck him?!? Its only obvious...

Because up until now she thought she had VALUE.

Its this type of girl who is used to having guys in the palm of her hands, the kind of girl who thinks she can do no wrong or say no wrong and every guy out there will try to appease her and appologize to her in order to get into her pants.

This time around she is flabbergasted that this man is not going to kiss her ass and whatever she does or does not hook up with him, it won't matter to him. His got plenty of other girls vying for his attention (including her mom who also had the hots for Joe).

 

[Poonani Maker]

Dumb. Who would want that judgmental fake airhead baby anyway??

 

[Desert Fox]

Dude why did he carry her so long on that bullsh1t. I would have kicked her in the stomach and curb stomped her FACE. haha what an idiotic girl

 

[Phyzzle]

Oh, I've seen plenty of guys who were way more obnoxious than that girl.

Let this be a lesson: even a hot chick can overdo the ****y/Funny. Just one little joke to knock someone off a pedestal is enough. Be reasonable.

Also, this is why celebrities like Brad Pitt end up dating other celebrities. "Normal" girls, even the hottest ones, are just too awkward around them.

 

[STR8UP]

I usually find buck teeth kinda cute, but in this case......

 

[WhitePimp]

Why is it so hard to believe that a human being is 37...explain this fvcking thing to me....

What a loony loony b!tch

 

[thefonz]

I would kill to be as mentally sharp as Joe Rogan....seriously

 

[ThunderMaverick]

He's sharp because he's honest. He's honest with himself. Brutally honest with himself. It's not hard to one up someone when you have all of you bases covered.


Also, they're only giving her the time of day because she's cute. Her tits are exquisite.

 

[Menage a Mi]

I think you guys are giving Joe a little too much credit, here.

First off, he's famous. He already knows the chick would drop to her knees at the drop of a hat so he doesn't have to worry about saying or doing the wrong thing.

Secondly, she wasn't hot. At all.

Third, and this is a biggie, Joe Rogan is a major AFC. Check out his "Carlos Men-steal-ia" video if you don't believe me. Dude got himself banned from the club because he let his emotions get way out of control, and completely flew off the handle in public. This is what women do.

I don't see how you guys can applaud a man for not falling for a chick's C/F when he's already got the lay in the bag from every chick in the club due to his lingering fame. He seems like a cool guy, but "mentally sharp"? "Knows what he's doing"? Dunno.

On a sidenote, some dude says something about "AFC s.hit" at 1:09. Pretty ironic.

 

[MikeYikes122]

Man I couldn't even make it through half of that video. Was that impossible to watch for anyone else?

I can't tell you how many fake-a$$ girls I've dealt with like that in a bar or a club or something. That girl is completely stereotypical of a chick who is around 19-22.

I'm pretty sure at some point in my life I have had that exact same thing happen, where my cell phone has gone off when I was talking to a girl in a club or bar. I feel like I dealt with the same sh!t tests he faced in that video too.

 

[Jitterbug]

Yeah I could only watch about 30 seconds of that. Typical annoying dumb ADD club chick.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Sorry to point out the obvious, but here is a semi-attractive 22 y.o. (born in 1983, video shot in 2005) girl telling a 37 y.o. man "He's the sexiest man." In fact this is what she lead off the conversation with. Age difference and attraction, duly noted.

Rogan isn't even trying here. She floats up to him, sh!t tests him, and then runs out of material. Notice how long she keep repeating the same contrived nonsense about phones and age. She lamely tries to deconstruct him, but he schools her like her father should've and makes it effortless.

Also, bear in mind that she KNOWS she's on video the whole time, and she KNOWS Rogan is celebrity. She knew exactly what she was doing.

 

[Aenigma]

I actually posted about this video on the Rogan Forum a few months ago. Here's what I wrote:

Just watched the video, it's really its gives a great look into a chick's brain- if you know what you're looking for. It was apparent that the chick really thought Joe was hot at first, you can tell this not only by the fact that she said so, but also by the fact that she stuck around and was constantly stroking her hair (as chicks tend to do when they're talking to a guy they want to ****). What did she do after that though? She constantly accused Joe, on multiple occasions, about different things, of lying to her... but why?

The chick also wanted something else out of Joe- something much more important then hot raunchy sex; she wanted to validate her ego through the only thing that gives her a sense of self esteem- her beauty. In other words, she was testing her beauty to see if it was powerful enough to get Joe to suck it up and either lie to please her and/or kiss her ass by apologizing when he did nothing wrong. If he did- well then she would have walked away with her beauty validated, afterall, it was enough powerful enough to tame Joe Rogan- sexy celebrity at large. However, he didn't- and because he didn't it was a direct blow to her ego (which, like I said, is based entirely upon her beauty). When you know that, the rest of what she said is very easy to translate from womaneese.





She said he was "****y"

Translation: You think so highly of yourself that my beauty isn't enough to get you to bend over backwards to please me.





She said he was not a "Nice Guy"

Translation: Women have a completely different conceptualization of what a "Nice Guy" is then guys do. Guys think that a "nice guy" is somewhat who is pleasant, friendly, and outgoing. To women a guy who's pleasant, friendly and outgoing isn't a "Nice Guy", he's a guy who's pleasant, friendly, and outgoing.

To women a "Nice Guy" is spineless wimp of a man, who does whatever a woman wants of him, to make her happy- all because he thinks that she's beautiful. Joe stood his ground, and didn't apologize when he had nothing to apologize for, when she applied her beauty and psychological "make me happy" pressure- and thus, by womaneese definition, he cannot be a "Nice Guy"

Accusing him of not being a "Nice Guy" also served a second function- namely to give Joe an opportunity to prove how "Nice" he is by kissing her ass and apologizing.






She said he was a ****/*******/*****/whatever

Translation: My beauty wasn't enough to tame Joe, hence I feel ugly and unattractive. Therefore, I'm going to insult him to try and take him down and notch and make him feel the same way (and give him one more chance to contradict himself and prove how beautiful I am).



With all this in mind, what general conclusions should you draw about women?

Firstly, you should know that usually a chick uses tests like this on guys they're attracted to. Why? They to test how much of a man the guy is, afterall, only unworthy wimps bend over backwards for the sake of a pretty face.

Secondly, you should also know that women (espically pretty ones) do this sort of thing to validate their self-esteem. They prove how pretty they are to themselves by getting guys to bendover backwards and do things for them. If a women thinks she's really beautiful (as this one thinks she is) then she thinks she has the ability to get ALOT of men to bend overbackwards- even the ones who aren't usually "Nice Guys".

This was mostly a case of the second. When he didn't bend over for her he popped the overinflated ballon that was her ego since it proved, in her mind, that she isn't as hot as she thinks she is- that she isn't "all that".

 

[SickAgain]

You guys don't get it. She was trying to game him by making him feel guilty and he was kind of going with it because she was kind of cute. Why else would two people waste so much time on such a stupid argument.

 

[Poonani Maker]

I agree with Aenigma. And Thanks to the OP for posting this. Every little thing helps broaden our perspectives. I've had women at the bar try to instigate a fight (drawing in a nearby guy to fight me - obviously she lied to him about what I said - I have no idea what she told him but it pissed him off enough to bark at me (while I was sitting down back turned with him standing up). Alls I's said was, "nice purse" (it was quite ugly teal) when she plopped it down beside me, and she went off. She was blond and young probably a sophomore but doggish and short (she came up to my sitting-down eye-level).

 

[Master Bates]

I think you guys are giving Joe a little too much credit, here.

First off, he's famous. He already knows the chick would drop to her knees at the drop of a hat so he doesn't have to worry about saying or doing the wrong thing.

Secondly, she wasn't hot. At all.

Third, and this is a biggie, Joe Rogan is a major AFC. Check out his "Carlos Men-steal-ia" video if you don't believe me. Dude got himself banned from the club because he let his emotions get way out of control, and completely flew off the handle in public. This is what women do.

I don't see how you guys can applaud a man for not falling for a chick's C/F when he's already got the lay in the bag from every chick in the club due to his lingering fame. He seems like a cool guy, but "mentally sharp"? "Knows what he's doing"? Dunno.

On a sidenote, some dude says something about "AFC s.hit" at 1:09. Pretty ironic.

Oh shut the f*ck up with this "he's AFC" sh1t. That goddman term gets thrown around so much here it's lost all meaning. He's "AFC" because he called that phony Carlos Mencia out on his bullsh*t? Because he actually has the balls to stand up to a comedy hack that's despised by almost everyone in the business? Please.

As for his "lingering fame", the thing he's always been most devoted to is MMA and UFC, and last I checked he's still everywhere you look when watching a UFC fight.

 

[Menage a Mi]

Oh shut the f*ck up with this "he's AFC" sh1t. That goddman term gets thrown around so much here it's lost all meaning. He's "AFC" because he called that phony Carlos Mencia out on his bullsh*t? Because he actually has the balls to stand up to a comedy hack that's despised by almost everyone in the business?

No, you kind of missed the point there. It was the way he handled an issue that he had with a contemporary. Getting into a pissing war on stage, turning red with rage, and trading playground insults is AFC. Take some of the classic DJ's in history/entertainment and ask yourself if this is the ideal way to handle a confrontation. If the answer is yes, then I want to know which DJ's you compared Rogan to.

As for his "lingering fame", the thing he's always been most devoted to is MMA and UFC, and last I checked he's still everywhere you look when watching a UFC fight.

I'm not saying he's not famous, it's just he's famous within a much more specific demographic: men who watch the UFC. Go around and start asking people on the street if they know who he is. What do you think, maybe 1 in 5 men? My point is that post-Fear Factor his fame has plummeted. However, obviously it's still enough to get random chicks at bars (albeit not good-looking at all) to throw themselves at him.

 

[wayword]

Actually, that girl was a bigger AFC than Joe. She went in super direct, and felt rejected by his blase response. And then quickly ran out of material and started negging him to regain her bruised self-esteem. Unfortunately, she didn't understand how to properly construct negs, so they just came off as childish insults instead.

Joe's mistake was responding so logically, which immediately busted her bubble and took them down a long road to nowhere...

Whereas instead of arguing pointlessly with an annoying, idiotic HB5 tops, he could have at least been bangin' her in his dressing room - had he handled that better.