Job Cv Help !!!!!

StoneCold

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Hey guys listen im applying for a part time work placement at tesco mainyl just for the chicks coz their hell fine their ive writen a short CV please judge it and let me know if i need to change anything i really need to work their because they have fine women only part time though.

here is my cv please give postive feeback i know it might need a little work..

Hey this is ....... Cv

Im applying to work with you guys at Tesco why you may ask i will tell you coz i workout alot and am a big strong guy for me to carry boxes and even meat is so easy im tall too so i can handle anything you throw at me.
People love me all ways even big ones i dont know why maybe because im 2 good looking and sexy.
I Study loads of things and right now im at uni doing Digital arts with ....... whos the head of the music and media department.
ive met starnge people at univsity and woulg like to carry that on at tesco people like max whos a goth rock star with red hair and skinny guy with hughe shoes.
im highly educated in all departments you name it acting, singing, dancing, physcology, sales. management i can even stand on my head for like 30 mins.
my uncle use to own a farm in africa where he had millions of animals from chikens, cows, pigs so im sure i can deal with your meaty products easly and give postive freindly advice.

i have writen a short rap just to justify a few of my skills and aspects while working with your tesco.

Yo this is Me i aint free but i like to wee
im here to check da babes so call me bee
coz im da king bee you see and tesco is like home
what a big dome never alone but forever my throne
what you see is what you get a big man like me can make things look
free,
im ready to work and check out ur sexy clerks but dont worry i will always help
the granny who has a big fanny.

hows my rap?

Im highly entertaining and can provide a freindly and happy atomsphere for everyone so choose me u wont be dissapointed.

any further questions please let me know kind regards from the king



dont worry about the spelling coz it was done quick as i must go t hand it in soon thanks peace
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Centaurion

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I don't think you have any ****ing idea what a CV is. Writing a rap in your Cover Letter? hahahhahaha I suggest you google for CV.
 

DrMetallica

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why u iznt using da propa spellin of da words ya fookin muppet!!!!
 

StoneCold

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Guess what guyz i just been given a job a tesco they said they needeed staff and they liked my cv
i have to start next week so its all good
 
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