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Ok, so this afternoon I saw “The Bourne Identity” with a good friend of mine (happens to be a girl whom I have a mutual “set each other up” relationship going), and sitting in front of us was a couple. At one point during the movie the girl turned to the guy he was with (really skinny, constantly fidgeting in the movie) and said “Why can’t you be more like Jason Bourne?” She said it jokingly, but his response was to fidget uncomfortably. But that’s beside the point. Her comment got me thinking. Jason Bourne is a cool character, and offers a lot of valuable insight and similarities into some DJ principles.

The following are six ideas to GET YOU TO BECOME JASON BOURNE. Each has a little bit of theory, as well as a practical challenge.

I was going to originally just keep these challenges to myself, and post them on the desk in my room, but since I’ve gone from being a lurker to a poster on sosuave, to post this.


1) “at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking”

Even when he is hiding Jason Bourne is training. In amazing heat, hiding in India, Jason Bourne is running across the beach. He is not merely jogging, but running… panting until he is gasping for breath. Matt Damon did some bulking up to get the role, and he looks in terrific shape. The challenge then, is to emulate Jason Bourne. REGARDLESS of whether you an athlete, a nerd, or even a woman, your physical fitness needs to be your number one priority in life. From it stems confidence, good health, and power. If you are not already on an exercise program, start one, and don’t make it a “miracle in 30 minutes” one either. If you are already on a program, take it seriously. If it says run 2 miles, don’t jog it….. and sprint that last 300 meters. If it says to do 3 sets of 10 reps, make sure that you are screaming in pain to complete that last rep, then do one more negative rep. NEVER go through the motions when working out. Don’t take breaks between sets longer than necessary. I myself have been training intensely, and it has been noticed by my peers. In 3 months I went from average to people asking if I played for the school football team. When it comes to DJing, looks might not be the number one thing in picking up a girl, but an athletic body is always a plus. No girl wants to be with someone they’re embarrassed to show their friends. If everything a guy does is to maximize his chances of scoring chicks, everything a girl does is done to show off to her friends.

The challenge : Start a fitness program, and exercise till you drop, literally.

My challenge : RUN LIKE THE WIND, STRETCH, DON’T LOSE WHAT YOU’VE GAINED (taped to my desk)


2) “there is no measure to how fast I will bring this fight to your doorstop”

Obviously an elite CIA operative knows how to handle himself, and Jason Bourne is no exception. He is literally unstoppable, and it results in him exuding confidence and assertiveness. Although no one is expecting you to be able to disarm three policemen in a second, you should still pick up some martial arts skills. Whether or not we admit it, men are constantly sizing each other up. Arm wrestling, looking each other up and down, asking how much one can bench are all just ways of determining who would win that fight if it ever happens. Girls want someone to protect them. They don’t want someone that looks scared when another guy flirts with his gal. Whether it is boxing, karate, or wrestling, learn how to defend yourself and have the confidence to play the role of a hero.

The challenge : Enroll in a martial arts program for 1 month, at least once a week.

My challenge : Enroll in Hapkido.

3) “The same way I can, I can read, I can write.”

Jason Bourne speaks many languages. In fact, he speaks just about every European one. We live in a society that is inhabited by people of many different cultures, where it is imperative career wise to have at least a second language. The opportunities to learn a second language are great.. Starting a new language immediately exposes you to a wide variety of cultures. I myself am learning 4, all at different paces. For those that have difficulties landing dates, this is the easiest method. If you ever need a conversation starter, and an immediate way to seduce someone indirectly, all you need to do is walk up to them and say “Excuse me, are you speaking Swedish? I’m trying to learn the language, and was wondering if you could help me out.” You will be exposed to a huge network filled with single people that will be willing to help you out. Initial defensive barriers are broken down within seconds of you showing that “kind, helpless, weakness” when it comes to their language. Everybody knows what it’s really about meeting people, and yet it is so innocent that you will almost always get a number, if not all of her friends.

The challenges : Pick a language of a culture that interests you, and start learning it.

My challenge : Join 3 language circles.

4) “How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.”

One of the reasons Marie is so enthralled with Jason Bourne is because he is racked by his amnesia, and his inability to remember his past. He is on a mission, is stressed, and is vulnerable. This allows Marie to assume a role that women long for: the role to be the comforter of a strong man. This is part of why getting assistance with a new language is such an effective way to meet women. There are many types of problems you can adopt. If you aren’t always ambitious, get some goals! Let those goals consume you. Do not hide your ambition, unless of course you have to. Let it be known that you have a problem, that you are keen for advice, and that you are not going to let anything stop you from achieving that goal. At the same time, drop hints that you are looking for ways of releasing the stress that your goal is causing. If you’re like me, it will eventually seem that women are TRYING to stop you from succeeding.

The challenge : Write down a goal that will require about two months to achieve, and do it.

My challenge : Start a business, and make at least 500 dollars in my first month.

5) “why would someone do that?”

Everyone’s trying to catch him, no one knows where he is, and he’s looking right at em. Does it get more unpredictable? There are two types of unpredictability. One is surprising others, the other is shocking yourself. Do you always take your girlfriend to McDonalds? If so, then cook her a meal. Do you always have cornflakes for breakfast? Well, try toast. There is an episode of Seinfeld where George does everything the opposite of how he normally acts. Asides from stunning his friends, he achieves success in a day. Though your results will probably not be as successful as his, you will do two things. One, you will shake other people’s impressions of you, and be noticed. People will wonder what’s gotten into you. Girls that know you will look at you with curiosity in their eyes? Momentum is on your side. Two, you will surprise yourself, and learn things about yourself that you didn’t know. Get out of your comfort zone, and shake the world. Is their a girl you see everyday yet never ask out? Be unpredictable! Ask her.

The challenge : For one day, do everything the opposite of what you would normally do.

My challenge : For one day, do everything the opposite of what you would normally do

6) “How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know”

Except for deceiving the CIA, Jason Bourne is honest. He tells the truth to Marie, and at the end of the movie reveals to young girl that he murdered her parents, that he’s heartbroken by it, and that he’s sorry for what he did. Conventional DJ wisdom says to be in control of your emotions. While this is true, it does not mean to be emotionless. If a DJ is outraged, he does not lose his temper… but he makes his opinions known. He does not watch a sheep being picked on by some wolves if he can do something about it. If a DJ is heartbroken or filled with regret, he does not cry…. but he makes his displeasure known. He is not after reassurance or forgiveness, but he wants his feelings known. People know that you are always looking after their best interests, and that you are both extremely trustworthy, and not to be messed with. Whenever you part ways with someone, you should tell them that you enjoyed the conversation. If you are upset with something, you should politely make it known. You will now belong to .1% of the people that do this, and they STAND OUT.

The challenges : Display your gratitude and emotions

My challenges : Ensure that everyone knows I’m appreciative of their company, and stand up for what I believe in




Well there you have it.

A review of the challenges:

1) Start a fitness program, and exercise till you drop, literally.

2) Enroll in a martial arts program for 1 month, at least once a week.

3) Pick a language of a culture that interests you, and start learning it.

4) Write down a goal that will require about two months to achieve, and do it..

5) For one day, do everything the opposite of what you would normally do.

6) Display your emotions

Finally, Jason Bourne does not merely “know” what to do, he “acts.” Get out there.

I hope this thread has been useful (unlike A LOT of what’s currently out there), and a little different.

The SideShow
 

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Fantastic! I really agree with 1,2,3,4, and 6.
5 may be useful for some people too.
 
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This isn't bad. Some good points in here.

To sum it up: Don't go in half ****ed - do everything you do as if all your pride hinged on it.
 

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good post
 

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The bourne identity is based on a trilogy written by robert ludlum.
i read all three of them and i can tell you this guy is awesome.

i think what this girl was trying to say was that she liked the personality.

Jason Bourne is indeed THE man. if you recall the first movie, he was homeless, he got no money, and just lost all of his memories. whereas all of us will sit and cry till someone come to help us, Jason has the power to stand, look for his past, and fight.

That guy is not afraid to fight against an entire institution (against some corrupt CIA officials, FBI and couple of other mighty organizations) He is an independant guy who takes no sh!t from anybody. He doesn't sell himself. He takes decisions and do not betray people. He doesn't speak much and prefers to go to "the battlefield" . Well, you know the expression, he is an alpha leader.

consequences are :
-The first woman he meets falls in love with him. (even though he steals her car and breaks her schedule)
-his ennemies fear him.
-he knows how to fight and all other nice things you enumerated

for those who read, i recommand reading the book.... although, i suspect robert ludlum of inspiring his work from a comics series named XIII (best ever "bande dessinée" for me, XIII is THE alpha)

edit : actually after some google verification it's the other way around, XII is based upon the bourne identity but i still maintain that you'd get a fair amount of virility and manliness if you read XIII
 

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Good Idea... For the language I'd recomend latin... it'll get you the basics for a bunch of languages.... You could try Greek to... But that is harder.
 

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I like! "The Bourne Identity" is one of my favorite movies and I'm always trying to take something from it. I actually partially started a program like this a month and a half ago.

1. Started lifting weights seriously. I have neglected the running, mainly due to lack of time (summer classes) and had to stop for 3 weeks because of my wisdom teeth coming out. Gonna keep doing this and throw in running soon.

2. I haven't enrolled in classes, but I got this book from Walden's that was $5. It has every known fighting technique in it, moves, blocks, and counters. I practice it every so often, and I'll start doing that more seriously soon.

3. Italian is the language I want to know and got many books on it. Once I get that down fluently (could take a while because I'm not picking it up as quickly as I want), I'll choose another language. Von Neuen himself speaks MANY languages...That prick. :D ;)

4. Understanding pyschology was something that was interesting. I gave myself the summer to try and understand it enough to pass this fall.

5. I'll have to try that.

6. I'll try that one too.

All in all, nice post. A little redundant at the beginning with "change things in your life," but overall, nice post.
 

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I have not seen the new one yet, but I loved the first movie. If you wanna learn some of the skills shown in that film, check out my link.

http://www.paladin-press.com/detail.aspx?ID=649


P.S. latin is a dead language. It would be much better to learn French, German, or Italian.
 

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Good post buddy taking ideas behind movies is a good thing [fight club, american beauty] and can provide the kick of motivation you need. I like the way you structured you're post not to be Jason Bourne a imatation but take he's positive attributes and implement them into yourself :D
 

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Uh... how about just watching a movie as an inspiration to motivate one self to do more?

The outline list is nice but let's be realistic.
 

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that film taught me not to panic under any situation. Like when he dropped his bag from the building, most pple would of said sh....! but he stays calm. Panicing never helps anything. Like ive hd situations when Ive been in a building with a massive gang after me! you panic and your screwed.
 

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Originally posted by The_SideShow
Jason Bourne speaks many languages. In fact, he speaks just about every European one.
Maybe, but his German and Russian accents are less than attrocious. "Can ick mit PAMELA LANDY shpricken, bitte?" Shoot me, please!

Originally posted by crazykid
Von Neuen himself speaks MANY languages...That prick.
Do I detect a hint of hostile envy? (Haha!)
 
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Re: Re: Jason Bourne

Originally posted by Von Neuen
Do I detect a hint of hostile envy? (Haha!)
Not the least bit. *Looks through sniper scope* Take a nap Von, you look like you could use it. (Hidden joke in the movie)
 

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:::Just got back from seeing Spiderman-2:::

"WOW that movie was amazing! I've never seen anything like it!!Hey i know what i'll do! ill post a tip on the sosuave forum because golly gee whiz was spiderman amazing!! When he was fighting doctor octopus and threw a giant boulder at him it just struck me of how charming and don juan he is!! Plus it'll help my street rep and everybody will think im a genius!!"

1. (Peter Parker gets bit by spider)

Alright guys first thing you want to do is find the biggest spider you can find and stick it in a microwave and microwave it on HIGH so the spider will absord as much radiation as it can.

After your done stick it on your arm to let it bite you. The bigger the spider the bigger the bite. After 10 days jump off a building and stick ur wrist out in mid-air and spider webbing should come out of yoru wrist.

You should see results after 10 days and if you dont see the results then im sure glad you'll be dead when you hit the ground, so i won't get sued for giving this sh--ty sh--ty advice that i coughed up from a movie.

2. (Peter Parker wears spiderman uniform)

Okay next after you make it past the first step, if you make it this far, you want to make a cool suit like spiderman. it's important that you spend as much time sewing up a cool spiderman superhero uniform.

Make sure u dont rip off spiderman's design and colors because that would be REALLY REALLY lame. You want to be creative. It is important to have this superhero uniform to impress the ladies.

If spiderman saved maryjane in a plaid t-shirt and khakis, i dont think mary jane would have the hots for him as much. Not the least bit.

3. (Spiderman swings around town looking for criminals to bust)

The third step to don juan success is to stop crime. Girls have the hots for that. Ever wonder why women would choose a guy in a police uniform over a guy in a friendly bozo the clown costume?

This is a question that has been boggling my mind for years. I have learned that women want a guy who knows how to fight crime not a nice colorful guy that entertains children.

But now with the spiderman superhero uniform on your crime fighting skin you will have gone over the top. You will get more chicks than cops do. I think i am ejaculating in my pants from all this new found wisdom.

This is the secret we have all been looking for. Thank you Spiderman for saving our social lives.

Watch spiderman-2 if you havent. And when you do forget the underlying meaning of the movie. Forget the theme and all the other deep insightful elements of the film when you watch this movie. It's not important.

The real knowledge is being like spiderman because he is the true don juan of our contemporary time. Go out and watch this movie! I know spiderman would watch this movie if he could.
 

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My challenge : RUN LIKE THE WIND, STRETCH, DON’T LOSE WHAT YOU’VE GAINED (taped to my desk)

LOL train by heart rate more effective and I thought a cia operator would know better

My challenge : Enroll in Hapkido.

Have fun with the katas

Lol spike I have that book what a coincidence
 

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Re: Re: Jason Bourne

Originally posted by fatkins
Lol spike I have that book what a coincidence

Yeah, its a great book. It is my goal to buy most of the titles listed with Paladin Press. Looking through the catalog makes me feel like a kid in a candy store. :D
 

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Originally posted by HappyHobo
:::Just got back from seeing Spiderman-2:::

"WOW that movie was amazing! I've never seen anything like it!!Hey i know what i'll do! ill post a tip on the sosuave forum because golly gee whiz was spiderman amazing!! When he was fighting doctor octopus and threw a giant boulder at him it just struck me of how charming and don juan he is!! Plus it'll help my street rep and everybody will think im a genius!!"

1. (Peter Parker gets bit by spider)

Alright guys first thing you want to do is find the biggest spider you can find and stick it in a microwave and microwave it on HIGH so the spider will absord as much radiation as it can.

After your done stick it on your arm to let it bite you. The bigger the spider the bigger the bite. After 10 days jump off a building and stick ur wrist out in mid-air and spider webbing should come out of yoru wrist.

You should see results after 10 days and if you dont see the results then im sure glad you'll be dead when you hit the ground, so i won't get sued for giving this sh--ty sh--ty advice that i coughed up from a movie.

2. (Peter Parker wears spiderman uniform)

Okay next after you make it past the first step, if you make it this far, you want to make a cool suit like spiderman. it's important that you spend as much time sewing up a cool spiderman superhero uniform.

Make sure u dont rip off spiderman's design and colors because that would be REALLY REALLY lame. You want to be creative. It is important to have this superhero uniform to impress the ladies.

If spiderman saved maryjane in a plaid t-shirt and khakis, i dont think mary jane would have the hots for him as much. Not the least bit.

3. (Spiderman swings around town looking for criminals to bust)

The third step to don juan success is to stop crime. Girls have the hots for that. Ever wonder why women would choose a guy in a police uniform over a guy in a friendly bozo the clown costume?

This is a question that has been boggling my mind for years. I have learned that women want a guy who knows how to fight crime not a nice colorful guy that entertains children.

But now with the spiderman superhero uniform on your crime fighting skin you will have gone over the top. You will get more chicks than cops do. I think i am ejaculating in my pants from all this new found wisdom.

This is the secret we have all been looking for. Thank you Spiderman for saving our social lives.

Watch spiderman-2 if you havent. And when you do forget the underlying meaning of the movie. Forget the theme and all the other deep insightful elements of the film when you watch this movie. It's not important.

The real knowledge is being like spiderman because he is the true don juan of our contemporary time. Go out and watch this movie! I know spiderman would watch this movie if he could.
Ahahahaha!! I got a good laugh out of this. :D
 

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what's the book? not meaning to take the topic from it's orginal purpose
 

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Originally posted by Coolage
what's the book? not meaning to take the topic from it's orginal purpose


QUICK AND DIRTY GUIDE TO LEARNING LANGUAGES FAST


by A.G. Hawke

There are many reasons why you might need to learn a foreign language quickly. The author, a U.S. Army Green Beret, often travels to foreign countries on short notice and must be able to communicate with officials, many of whom do not speak English. He tried all types of language schools, classes, books and tapes, but none delivered what he needed when he needed it. So he developed his own method. This book is designed for people who have no interest in learning complicated rules of grammar. So confident is the author of his method that he promises that anyone can become functional in any language in as little as seven days and proficient in 30. The book includes a day-by-day schedule, a handy workbook format, learning tips to help you master key elements and reproducible forms you can fill out and carry with you anywhere. 8 1/2 x 11, softcover, 176 pp


http://www.paladin-press.com/detail.aspx?ID=649
 
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