I've been asked to become a PORNSTAR

[sandinista]

Hey guys!
I have a friend of a friend of a friend who apparently works in hardcore porn films from time to time.

Now, as my friend knows that i love porn, he said that he's talked to his friend and he says that he can pull the right strings and theres a good chance that he could get ME a part in a film.. i f i want it.

Now, what do you guys think to this? is it a DJ thing to do? do you think it might be degrading or something? Should i go for it?

 

[Drex]

Originally posted by sandinista
Hey guys!
I have a friend of a friend of a friend who apparently works in hardcore porn films from time to time.

Now, as my friend knows that i love porn, he said that he's talked to his friend and he says that he can pull the right strings and theres a good chance that he could get ME a part in a film.. i f i want it.

Now, what do you guys think to this? is it a DJ thing to do? do you think it might be degrading or something? Should i go for it?

Do you honestly think that you are going to be bruising Jenna Jameson's guts? No...unless you're a big-wig, you're gonna be stuck getting your sh*t pushed in from Peter North.

 

[Knicknack]

Re: Re: I've been asked to become a PORNSTAR

Originally posted by Drex
Do you honestly think that you are going to be bruising Jenna Jameson's guts? No...unless you're a big-wig, you're gonna be stuck getting your sh*t pushed in from Peter North.

lol i hate to agree, but it's true. most new pornstars start out doing guys. sad but true.

 

[IrReSiStIbLe]

Nah dont... your self dignity is far more important... there are better ways of getting laid...

 

[JustDoItAlways]

Have you checked out Kaz-aa or any of the other P2P programs lately.

Every porno, every amateur cam during Spring Break or Mardi Gra, every digital pic will end up circulating on the Net forever.

Do it if you don't mind that fact.

(Edit, board won't let me post Kaz-aa)

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Do you think you're going to actually be f*cking someone or are you going to be like the guy who walks by the f*cking couple like "oh my!"

 

[Healer]

This is not true, I used to work at a porn web company that did their filming right in the same building. All you need are the right connections, most porn places have lists of people that want to do films and you can get on that list, and they will call you from time to time. Problem is that you need to be able to **** for more than 10 minutes straight when you first start out, and you need to do blood tests every 1/4 yr.

And as a guy, its easier to get a film done if you start doing them with your girlfriend.

 

[falloutboy]

DO IT! Charlie Sheen would be proud.

 

[Starman]

Are you f*ckin kidding me??

My guess is your friend meant you would be doing Gay porn..


Like the clueless little boyscout who is lured by a bunch of women into her apartment..she takes off her clothes and is sporting woody trouser sausage

and the whole..a friend..of a friend..of a friend..is usually alot of b.s.

it takes alot more to be in porno's than a "love of porn" if you know anything about it..you will know Its more "work" and "endurance" and "coonections" then just popping a hard on at the thought of being in a porn movie

Go rent that Ron Jeremy Movie..the documentary about how he became a dirty sasquatch hedgehog porn star

 

[Tyler]

Wow, a lot of hate and no advice. No jealousy HERE.

Anyway, I think you've already got a pretty good idea of whether you want to do it or not...I'd say trust your gut on this one.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Keep in mind... the q-tip up the pee hole, followed by a second even larger q-tip... worst pain that I can remember having to endure.

But hey, everyone deep down wants to be in at least one porn... I mean phucking Jenna Jameson I would be hard-up to turn that down.... unless it ends up being James Jameson!

 

[Knicknack]

Originally posted by So pimp its scary
Keep in mind... the q-tip up the pee hole, followed by a second even larger q-tip... worst pain that I can remember having to endure.

But hey, everyone deep down wants to be in at least one porn... I mean phucking Jenna Jameson I would be hard-up to turn that down.... unless it ends up being James Jameson!

that is the worst thing i have heard... so these guys are not actually "skilled" at holding out? they "cheat?"

 

[Starman]

Knock Knock Knick Knack Patty WHack

The Q-Tip in the urethera is to check for STD's

 

[elvis aint dead yet]

Most porn stars now are on viagra or other stuff all the time.. And as some porn females have stated, many of these new guys real life sex lives are soo messed up because viagra makes their system so screwed up.

But it's funny, a friend of a friend of a friend.

Why do so many people make up stories?