Is this scenario realistic?

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I was up late last night watching a soft porn movie about an upper middle class couple.

The husband suddenly loses his job, and unsuccessful in finding another one. The wife is having a conversation with her best friend when he comes home to tell her the bad news, as this will prevent them from going on that dream vacation.

It just happens that there's a party of some sort, and the wife is too disturbed about the possibility of her husband's job status coming up as a topic of conversation, so she decides not to go.

However, the wife has no problem with her husband going to the party with her best friend, especially since her best friend offered to pay for her husband's time.

Well, needless to say, the husband's surprised that his wife can so casually pimp him out to her best friend, but the wife rationalizes that him getting paid to escort women and spend time with them would be an excellent way to generate some non-taxable income, as he's having no luck finding an on the books job.

So, first date with the best friend of the wife goes well, and the husband leaves the house before the woman practically rapes him...

Husband and wife debreif, and the wife starts to work up higher rates, and sanctions her husband f*cking during the dates, provided that the women pay extra.

In the meantime, the wife's best friend books the husband's services again, and get f*cked thoroughly. Soon the wife's getting calls for her "rent my husband" service from a number of women in the neighborhood, as her best friend starts to put in some good word of mouth advertising.

Wife gets a new computer system installed in the house, on the suggestion of a client who wants to pay for her husband's escourt and other services directly by bank wire/account to account transfer. She also negoiates with an investment advisor [who she later f*cks, while her husband's out entertaining a client]

The husband comes off as a reluctant, but rather competent gigglo, and his wife appears as quite efficient at pimpimg him.

Some of you may have seen this film late night on cable. How realistic is this scenario?

Doro Ajani
 

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Damn them, they stole the rights to my autobiography. Let me know who did this so I can sue the sh!t out of them.
 

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It's not realistic unless you live in a really poor area.
 

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MackJr,

It's not realistic unless you live in a really poor area.
If that were true, then it sugests that people would be too poor to pay for sex, which then defeats the point of my question.....

comote,

The next time this film comes on I'll tape it, and we'll see about getting you your royalties....:D

Doro Ajani
 

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It is very realistic. This happens all the time.

By the way, did I tell you about the time that the Volkwagen bus broke down in front of my house and a bunch of horny college cheerleaders got out and needed a place to stay for the night?

I should tell you about that sometime.
 

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rofl....
i like my cheesy porn with fried chicken and beer...
 

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yeah it is. And women like you to come in their mouths and always wear high heels to bed.
 

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Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
yeah it is. And women like you to come in their mouths and always wear high heels to bed.

No high heels rollo...
 

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Dude, you need to stop watching so much TV and get out and mingle.

Very, very, unrealistic.

I do believe the Giovanni Casanova story, though. I know this guy, and this stuff happens to him all the time.

Lucky ba$tard...

Gipper
 

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Originally posted by Gipper
I do believe the Giovanni Casanova story, though. I know this guy, and this stuff happens to him all the time.

Lucky ba$tard...

Gipper
And while I'm at it, I oughta tell you about the time I got penkitten to wear high heels to bed.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
And while I'm at it, I oughta tell you about the time I got penkitten to wear high heels to bed.

you said you would never tell anyone !
you did at least destroy the pics right?
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
you said you would never tell anyone !
you did at least destroy the pics right?
No way... sometimes those pics are all that gets me through the cold, cold nights.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
No way... sometimes those pics are all that gets me through the cold, cold nights.

goodie!@!@ i knew those strippers and call girls had nothing on me !
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
goodie!@!@ i knew those strippers and call girls had nothing on me !
What can I say? You're just so... enthusiastic.

Now if there was a whole Volkwagen bus full of penkittens... that would be a story. Of course, I'm not entirely sure I could survive that. Is it possible to be sucked too dry?

:D
 

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Oooo.

Reading this makes my body feel funny...

Gipper
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
What can I say? You're just so... enthusiastic.

Now if there was a whole Volkwagen bus full of penkittens... that would be a story. Of course, I'm not entirely sure I could survive that. Is it possible to be sucked too dry?

:D

there cant be a bus full of penkittens... theres just one penkitten:D
and no you would never survive...


is it possible ?? let us find out...
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
is it possible ?? let us find out...
I will allow you to test this hypothesis on me... for science.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
I will allow you to test this hypothesis on me... for science.

for science or for BIG fun?
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
for science or for BIG fun?
I think someone once said that science can be fun. I think it was Mister Wizard or something, but he had a valid point, I think.
 
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