Is this an example of Alpha-Male behavior? (Picture)

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Guy just parks his car anywhere, this is the handicapped accessible area...

Apparently, this guy does this...routinely when he goes to the grocery store.

Is this typical alpha male behavior that people talk so much about?
 

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No its just selfish. He isn't an Alpha because he needs a flash car to prove what he thinks a 'real' man is. Alpha's don't need to prove themselves. They just are.
 

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Maybe it just goes to prove one thing...men can't park very well. :rolleyes:
 

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I'd out-alpha that dude and park mine up front next to the yellow chairs, and in fact I have before! ;-) hahaha

You know, if that car was an old piece of schitt, nobody would have ever said anything. Jealous much?
 

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No its just selfish. He isn't an Alpha because he needs a flash car to prove what he thinks a 'real' man is. Alpha's don't need to prove themselves. They just are.
Who said alphas aren't selfish?

I'm not sure how you got the insight that he needed a flash car to prove what he thinks a real man is.

He didn't qualify himself either. The woman went upto him and gave him her a piece of her mind to which he said "the blue handicap lines match the car"

Typical alpha response.

He pressed her buttons so hard she's making a public post about it.

A-hole alpha maybe, but alpha all the way.
 

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No I don't agree. He sounds stupid. Alpha men are anything but stupid.
 

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I'd out-alpha that dude and park mine up front next to the yellow chairs, and in fact I have before! ;-) hahaha

You know, if that car was an old piece of schitt, nobody would have ever said anything. Jealous much?
If an Alpha man saw you do that, you would need to park in the disabled bay permanently.
 

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I think I may start posting visuals giving examples of how spot on I am at spotting these alphas. lol
 

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I heard some people do this, so that no one parks next to them and risks dinging their vehicle.
 
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No I don't agree. He sounds stupid. Alpha men are anything but stupid.
Come on I wouldn't go that far, there are a whole bunch of stupid Alpha hazing rituals. Sports teams, military, police forces, college fraternity's UFC fighters etc...
 
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I heard some people do this, so that no one parks next to them and risks dinging their vehicle.
It works to they don't get door dings. But they do have to figure out how to buff out the key scratches that are going to be left when the come back out to their ride :)
 
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If an Alpha man saw you do that, you would need to park in the disabled bay permanently.
If an alpha man saw me do that he would have to bow down to me, or deal with a front kick to the chest, side kick to the head, Jab jab straight right to the face, double undertook or wizard body slam to the concrete ground and pound rear naked choke.
 

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If an alpha man saw me do that he would have to bow down to me, or deal with a front kick to the chest, side kick to the head, Jab jab straight right to the face, double undertook or wizard body slam to the concrete ground and pound rear naked choke.
And what outfit would you be wearing with that?
 

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Come on I wouldn't go that far, there are a whole bunch of stupid Alpha hazing rituals. Sports teams, military, police forces, college fraternity's UFC fighters etc...
Err....playing with balls and guns and FOLLOWING stupid rituals doesn't make you an Alpha man, anything but. Sorry but costumes don't make the man.
 

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You know, if that car was an old piece of schitt, nobody would have ever said anything. Jealous much?
Hit the nail on the head lol. But this guy is crazy for parking like that, I would be afraid I'm going to get a ticket or something. Mannn those tickets drive up the insurance costs. I've gotten damn near 3 tickets since I've had my Camaro and it's only been just over a year!
 
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And what outfit would you be wearing with that?
If it were in class It would be my GI or no GI. If it were on the streets it would be normal clothing a suit or casual wear hell it could even be naked coming out of the shower at the gym. I could care less he's getting confronted if he confronts me win loose or draw
 
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@Plums those are all very alpha careers I'm familiar with most of them having friends or family in most of them. As for martial arts I've been involved in them since a kid and have been around many alpha types and I'm alpha in most physical and mental aspects or at least that side of alpha. I'm not trying to call you out or bring disrespect to you. I've just seen it from within as a man myself and those are some of the traits I've picked up. And that's just how I respond to those situations, some men sit back others lead I'm not playing possum for anyone.
 
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Err....playing with balls and guns and FOLLOWING stupid rituals doesn't make you an Alpha man, anything but. Sorry but costumes don't make the man.
Did I just hear a girl say that military guys are overrated?

You have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear that.
 
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