Packers2010
Master Don Juan
I was drinking watch skins while texting a girl i have been out with some friends. it's the same girl i always drunk text lol.
so, i figure it's the end of the world i should text her. here is the next convo
me: " i just wanted to say before we all die tonight when the zombies come nd eat us alive and we have to go rick grims on there ass, that YOU girl have a nice ass! "
her: 2 nawwww i hope you still think it's nice when it's all zombied up! hehehe
"
me: "oh don't worry... i'll keep you around as a pet while i rape and pillage what's left of the land!"
her: "oh dear i am a bit scared hahaha!"
( i miss the above text her text because i am watching skins and drinking.)
her: "playing poker and totally sucking! getting delt ****! grrrrrr btw i like your eyes"
( at this point i am like.. umm.. wtf? she likes me eyes :S )
me: "your playing poker... and you didn't consult me? i'm the poker king! thanks, if you come take my glasses off you can get a closer look"
( the above text is bad right?)
her: "a closer look hahahahahahahaha i won't c much in there! "
( i miss the text again)
Her:"but i'm sure i'd come out in one of your shirts" ( we have talked about her coming off and dressing up in one of my shirts. she randomly sext me on last Wednesday. must have been horny or something )
me: "witch one? i have a few in my collection maybe you should try some on?"
her: "hmmmm.. i like starch white thanks... or maybe i'll just wear a tie hahahahha.. "
me: yeah.. i think a tie would look good between your boobs.. but then again so would my C0£ck
her: well said! ( she's not impressed here. i send the above text because it's the next day and i am still laughing about the c0£ck line. )
the next few text are slow i ask how the poker is going. she says she is done playing a game called 51. i tell her to teach me and i can teach her poker. she tells me she will teach me.
i drop the convo here cos skins is better her crappy convo.
my question is. is she just blowing smoke up my ass.. ie.. just throwing out the compliments and **** just to keep me on the line. stroke her ego. or dose she like me?
it's hard because BOTH our logistics suck. i have tried to ask her out before. i did ask her for a drink on Wednesday when my date ended early. but she was busy sorting out photos. apparently i got out of her that it was photos of her ex she was with for 9 years and she has kid with her.
**** goes soft at this point. but a she is a 7. so a pump and dump is ok i guess.
so what do you think?
Tl;DR Cliffs. i'm a noob who can't text. what do i do?
so, i figure it's the end of the world i should text her. here is the next convo
me: " i just wanted to say before we all die tonight when the zombies come nd eat us alive and we have to go rick grims on there ass, that YOU girl have a nice ass! "
her: 2 nawwww i hope you still think it's nice when it's all zombied up! hehehe
" me: "oh don't worry... i'll keep you around as a pet while i rape and pillage what's left of the land!"
her: "oh dear i am a bit scared hahaha!"
( i miss the above text her text because i am watching skins and drinking.)
her: "playing poker and totally sucking! getting delt ****! grrrrrr btw i like your eyes
"( at this point i am like.. umm.. wtf? she likes me eyes :S )
me: "your playing poker... and you didn't consult me? i'm the poker king! thanks, if you come take my glasses off you can get a closer look"
( the above text is bad right?)
her: "a closer look hahahahahahahaha i won't c much in there! "
( i miss the text again)
Her:"but i'm sure i'd come out in one of your shirts" ( we have talked about her coming off and dressing up in one of my shirts. she randomly sext me on last Wednesday. must have been horny or something )
me: "witch one? i have a few in my collection maybe you should try some on?"
her: "hmmmm.. i like starch white thanks... or maybe i'll just wear a tie hahahahha.. "
me: yeah.. i think a tie would look good between your boobs.. but then again so would my C0£ck
her: well said! ( she's not impressed here. i send the above text because it's the next day and i am still laughing about the c0£ck line. )
the next few text are slow i ask how the poker is going. she says she is done playing a game called 51. i tell her to teach me and i can teach her poker. she tells me she will teach me.
i drop the convo here cos skins is better her crappy convo.
my question is. is she just blowing smoke up my ass.. ie.. just throwing out the compliments and **** just to keep me on the line. stroke her ego. or dose she like me?
it's hard because BOTH our logistics suck. i have tried to ask her out before. i did ask her for a drink on Wednesday when my date ended early. but she was busy sorting out photos. apparently i got out of her that it was photos of her ex she was with for 9 years and she has kid with her.
**** goes soft at this point. but a she is a 7. so a pump and dump is ok i guess.
so what do you think?
Tl;DR Cliffs. i'm a noob who can't text. what do i do?
