In need of sex location Ideas

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So I finally come out of my long sosuave hibernation to ask you guys this: Where are some of the odd places that you have sex? My girlfriend and I are coming up with a list of odd places we can do it. Heres the list as of right now

The List

* extra for in the rain

• Beach with Campfire*
• Camping*
• Water Fall* (if not too cold)
• In the rain
• Lake Superior* (warm area)
• On top of van*
• While driving (maybe)
• Roof of New Science*
• While taping (extra for camera man)
• Court’s house (if applicable)
• Shower
• Pool*
• Sauna in the basement of Hunt
• Fake romantic fireplace in the basement of Hunt
• While watching Six String Samurai (to bug Meghan)
• Playing video games
• Washing machine
• 10 times in one day (or at least over 4)
• While Stairway to Heaven is playing
• Bathtub
• Dressing room
• Under stands of football field*
• A barn
• Lower Harbor Playground*
• Library
• While watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• Elevator
• Superior Hills Playground*
• Elementary School Playground*
• Board Walk*
• In the light house
• During The Simpsons
• Ski Hill
• Soccer Field*
• Court’s bedroom
• Sex and Weed
• Watching porn
• Watching homemade porn
• Pool table
• On a bean bag
• With clothes on
• With fishnets
• Golf Course*
• Marquette Mountain
• Neighborhood Playground*
• Hotel/motel room
• With handcuffs
• Orphanage
• Sugar Loaf bench*
• Wal Mart display tent
• Trampoline*
• Court’s roof*
• Women’s lobby bathroom


Thats the list as of now, but the more ideas the better. If you guys could help add to it that'd be pretty sweet.

*note- church, and parents bedroom are not viable options, just thought I'd mention that before someone does
 
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the bed is generic, we're looking for places where most people dont do it
 

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ah, nice thread, too bad it got flamed, it pretty much has the stuff we already got down though, any new ideas are still welcome
 

Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.

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There's a breakwater in Two Harbors you can walk out on that provides perfect cover from shore. Thought about it when I was there, but it was February.
 

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Originally posted by tom121
her parents bed :crackup:
:crackup: :crackup:
 

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Note: Suggestions only

- in a display tent at local camping store (privacy)
- in a dog kennel (a big one - preferably new for hygiene reasons)
- on top of a mailbox (a brick one)
- on TOP of a car (free wax + polish)
- on your ROOF (dangerous, please do not try; noone wants to hear about couple rolling off roof naked)
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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Craziest i have ever heard was between cars on a train
 

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Easy and surefire is cycle / drive out into some nice woods somewhere.

If you do bring something to put down though; had to pull a tick out of my testicle after surfing yesterday.

Oh, and the sea's easy too.
 

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Man Court, You want more ideas??!?! I thought we already went over it yesterday hahahahaha


You horny bastard. Go into a treehouse :D
 

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I've updated our list, thanks for the suggestions I cant think of a user name, you had a couple good ones, keep them coming
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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lol thats a pretty crazy place, but she used to have a crush on a 'butcher boy' so I'd rather not go there
 

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I got some in a recording studio once. With a Christian session going on in the studio across the hall.

How about a petting zoo? Or is that too weird? yea. that's too weird. Nevermind.

BTW, I never understood people who want to have sex in their parent's bed. It just seems weird to me. I don't get it. How is THAT hot?
 

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I know, parents bed would be way to wierd, have sex where you were concieved? no thanks

nah, petting zoo wouldnt be tooo wierd, it'd be doable if there were any around, which there arnt, I dont live in a big city

no recording studeos either, thanks though

looking forward to more ideas
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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