Imagine you are the last man on earth

Oxide

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It is sunday, it is snowing, so we might as well have some fun:

Imagine that due to some obscure reason all the males on the planet earth dissapeared. Except the lucky you. Naturally, you are chosen as the leader of earth, and now you have a whole lot of power and responsibilities. You also have all sorts of women who REALLY want to meet you (like in the Axe commercial)

So, what rules do you, as the last male enact? How do you protect yourself from the constant attention? What would your plan for the future of the society hold, what would be your top 3 priorities for the benefit of the world? Who would be your "queen" if you had to choose one, or would you not dare think about staying monogamous?
 

Bible_Belt

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There was a skit on the old show 'In Living Colour' about this. The guy was happy for a minute, but then the females imprisoned him and forced him to fuel an artificial insemination clinic :eek:
 

howardalex

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dude, it'd be crap! they'd put you in a cage and every couple of hours a fat girl'd wank you off into a test tube...
 

Roly

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Did you guys know?....

...There was once a time in ancient civilization where Fat chicks were considered " hot" and there are areas around the globe where chicks without mustaches are considered "ugly". When it comes down to it, looks are just freakin arbitrary.

Though I admit, I'm brainwash by society's standards to what is attractive or not.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Oxide said:
What would your plan for the future of the society hold, what would be your top 3 priorities for the benefit of the world? Who would be your "queen" if you had to choose one, or would you not dare think about staying monogamous?
I think my priorities as dictator of the world would be a lot more complex than "Which chick should give me head".
 
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