"Im on my period.." ?

SoSuaveScorp

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Sup guys, currently in College and met a cool chick at the rock wall (Rock climbing is my favorite hobby).
*This story might be a graphic read to some users, deal with it*

Anyway,
I Get this girl's number, and start seeing her a bit at the wall. I invite her to party together over the weekend and she cancels plans to see me.

My point is, shes got a really high interest level.

Anyway, after these parties we go to, we eventually end up back at my/her place to ****... foreplay indues, I'm almost in... and she tells me she's on her period and that "it'd be too uncomfortable for her because of it." She then proceeds to blow me for 20 minutes because she's wants me to feel good regardless.

The thing I can't wrap my head around is that during foreplay I was fingering her, and even went down on her! (to think I did such a thing without the knowledge of her period..), and there was no sight of blood!

So this poses the following 2 questions to me:

"Do girls lie about this sort of thing and why?"

or

"is she being honest about it even though there was no blood" (since she went down on me for 20 mins to make up for it).

Thanks for your speedy replies. :cool:
 

rgeere

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I've been a sex partner with a few women and nearly all of them told me at some point whether or not they were on the rag. You'll get women tell you they are having their period and even sometimes they will tell you that they are not having it. Its actually a clear indicator of sexual interest, so I would take it as a compliment. Most women don't tell just anyone that sort of thing.

And it doesn't matter whether or not she was telling the truth. She gave you a blow job. How much clearer do you want the signs to be?

You did not find any blood because women are self conscious about stains and odors, so they clean really well.
 

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my gf never had any blood maybe a drop. Its possible. We always had pregnancy scares because of it
 

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Its not a constant flow of blood, it comes in waves (for want of a better word).

So it may be her time of the month, but she's squeaky clean at that moment in time.

She blew for 20 mins after telling you? then - its true.
 

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Reminds me of a funny story.
Picked up a chick on the cab line after a night out. Was rotten drunk and stupidly went down on her and fvcked.
Next morning her younger brother is playing X-Box so I introduce myself and start playing a game with him.
Then she emerges and says her friend is coming over to take her somewhere and they can give me a lift home.
So the friend comes over, we chat, all jump in the car. I'm in the back and I'm leaning through the two front seats talking shyt.
I get home and run in to my little brother's room and jump on him.
"Yes!! I got laid last night off the cab line!" I yelled at him.
Then, in his half-asleep stupor he looks at me and says: "Did you get in a fight or something? You've got blood all around your mouth!"
I run to the bathroom and see a dark red stain all around my mouth and nose and just screamed as I washed it off like some perverted version of "The Crying Game".
After I calmed down, I got to thinking: Why the fvck didn't she, her brother or her friend say something to me???? And why didn't she stop me putting the beard on?
A bit off topic but the fact she let you go the chew and them claimed to be on her period seems a bit fanciful to me.
 

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Greasy Pig said:
Reminds me of a funny story.
Picked up a chick on the cab line after a night out. Was rotten drunk and stupidly went down on her and fvcked.
Next morning her younger brother is playing X-Box so I introduce myself and start playing a game with him.
Then she emerges and says her friend is coming over to take her somewhere and they can give me a lift home.
So the friend comes over, we chat, all jump in the car. I'm in the back and I'm leaning through the two front seats talking shyt.
I get home and run in to my little brother's room and jump on him.
"Yes!! I got laid last night off the cab line!" I yelled at him.
Then, in his half-asleep stupor he looks at me and says: "Did you get in a fight or something? You've got blood all around your mouth!"
I run to the bathroom and see a dark red stain all around my mouth and nose and just screamed as I washed it off like some perverted version of "The Crying Game".
After I calmed down, I got to thinking: Why the fvck didn't she, her brother or her friend say something to me???? And why didn't she stop me putting the beard on?
A bit off topic but the fact she let you go the chew and them claimed to be on her period seems a bit fanciful to me.

LOL. That is a ****ing awesome story hahahahahha.
 

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the thing I have come to learn is that girls will lie about just about everything, including being on their period. maybe she had some kind of moral objection to penetrative sex with you.

all I know about period time is:
******* season has begun
creampie season is in session
 

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Greasy Pig said:
Reminds me of a funny story.
Picked up a chick on the cab line after a night out. Was rotten drunk and stupidly went down on her and fvcked.
Next morning her younger brother is playing X-Box so I introduce myself and start playing a game with him.
Then she emerges and says her friend is coming over to take her somewhere and they can give me a lift home.
So the friend comes over, we chat, all jump in the car. I'm in the back and I'm leaning through the two front seats talking shyt.
I get home and run in to my little brother's room and jump on him.
"Yes!! I got laid last night off the cab line!" I yelled at him.
Then, in his half-asleep stupor he looks at me and says: "Did you get in a fight or something? You've got blood all around your mouth!"
I run to the bathroom and see a dark red stain all around my mouth and nose and just screamed as I washed it off like some perverted version of "The Crying Game".
After I calmed down, I got to thinking: Why the fvck didn't she, her brother or her friend say something to me???? And why didn't she stop me putting the beard on?
A bit off topic but the fact she let you go the chew and them claimed to be on her period seems a bit fanciful to me.

LOL Goddamn, man! Great story. One of the reasons I come here is for these great anecdotes that some you share....great shyt!
 

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I don't get how a girl on the rag will let you go down on her, but not bang? I'm calling shenanigans, there was another reason she didn't want to bang.
 

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If you find blood, find a new chick.
 

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girl: i'm on my period.
you: (if you dont mind,) i have done it, with the girl on the period, it is great for the cramps.
 

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JimmyBizzle said:
"Your butt isn't on it's period."
Ha ha ha. Pure gold.

My favourite responses are:
"Don't worry, it washes off."
"That's what showers are for".
"A bit of blood doesn't scare me (unless it's in and around my mouth. lol. see previous post)."
 
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