im gonna get some action! (does a little dance)

[theonedude]

welkl, yesterday, i went to y local amusement park to try and pick up women.

anyways, i hit on 7 women altogether, all of them were burns, no bites at all!!!

neways i was really sdiscouraged and started thinking there was something wrong with me.

neways, at work that day, a girl came up and asked for my number, and since she was prolly an 8 on my scale ( only thing wrong with her looks was that she looked a bit short, not 2 short tho), i gave it to her.

she called me before i got home from work.

maybe god saw me tryin and decided to throw me a bone.

either way, im gonna get some actioonnn!!!

im a little worried that shes gonna be a bit clingy or something.


other than that, WOOO!!!!


i just found it ironic that i got a number when i wasnt trying at all.


p.s. i was just tryin to be funny with the title.

 

[theonedude]

im saying in my head that i hope i dont screw it up, when i should be saying, i hope she doesnt screw it up.

 

[Eventide]

I hope you screw her up.

In the vaginal sense.

Good luck.

 

[Sammo]

Nice work champ, keep it up.

 

[Captain Anonymous]

Fortune favours the brave. Rings true every day.


And smooth work there, eventide