I'm Going To Get You Guys Some!!!

[aldaris]

listen up! this is for all of you virgins or near virgins.

tomorrow each of you will go find a broad (any broad) and ask her if she will help you carry a bag up some steps. pretend that you hurt yourself working out. hell, don't pretend - just ask! thank her and then ask if you could at least buy her some coffee since she helped you out. make sure there is a coffee joint by you. aren't i the most ****ing brilliant sob that you have ever known?

you appear kind, not too creepy, and you just bought the tramp some coffee. simply the most brilliant advice on here.

REP ME

 

[j0n024]

.....wait the thread says "YOU," are going to get us "Some." Seems to me that "I," have to do all the work and if I do all the work then you really didnt get me anything at all.....lol. I think this will only work if you live in an apt...because most women wont go into anothers persons house by herself and feel safe enough....but then again it does sound like decent advice. I will give it a try since I am actually hurt from working out....I pulled a muscle so now I cant work out for a while...

 

[canadianmetalhead]

haha, not that its a bad idea...but this is what bundy would always say before he murdered all those girls, he would pretend to be injured to lure them to his car and then knock them out with a crow:nervous: -bar