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terminator911

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Hello all Dons and newbies... I can't say that I see any of the old Dons in here, all I see is a bunch of newbies, hopefully the old Dons are enjoying their lives with women :O)

After some retimerement I decided to come say hi to the mates in this forum with a couple of comments, tips for the newbies.

Still single, happier than ever, full of confidence and ready to face the world, I've learned a great deal from this forum and its members... (The great Anti-Dump, Adonis, Pook, etc) and I'm thankful for it all.

When it comes to women some things are natural and all you guys should know them...

1) The less you want them the more they want you
2) Don't be too nice or they'll step all over you
3) Never change your ways for a woman
4) Always keep your pride
5) Never treat one like a goddess
6) You are better than they are
7) They are lucky to be with you
8) They are humans too
9) If one rejects you, move on to the next one
10) Don't call them everyday
11) Don't take their sh!t
12) Indifference is your best friend
13) Never beg
14) Get a life, don't make her your #1 priority
15) Exercise
16) Gain confidence
17) Practice
18) Be ****y and funny, bust their b@lls every chance you get
19) Don't pay for first date, choose something where it'll be free
20) RESPECT yourself!
21) Don't fall in love
22) Love is just a process, it doesn't exist
23) Always carry pen and paper
24) Use chapstick and practice good hygiene
25) The world is your urinal
26) Don't take rejections personal

Later,
Terminator
 

Bungo Pony

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Hey Terminator! Nice to see an old-timer back. I'm going to comment on some of your tips.

6) You are better than they are
I don't believe anyone is better than me, just different. However, I agree with "She is lucky to be with you".

15) Exercise
Personally, I never excercise. I don't have the time or the money for it. However, I'm not unhappy with my personal appearance.

21) Don't fall in love
Disagree. I think a better phrase would be "Don't fall in love immediately"

22) Love is just a process, it doesn't exist
Disagree. Love does exist, however it can fade in and fade away.

25) The world is your urinal
...except for church, public transportation, and small cute furry animals.

Other than those, I agree with the rest.
 

Hot Ice

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Oooh, It's great to have some old mates around again!
(Yes, many have left the forums, but they can't help coming back.)
And what Terminator said when he left first time:
"I'll be back." :)

You made a Great sumnary of things you should know about being a Don Juan!

So You've been practising on the field lately...
But hey, please come share some thoughts with us 'bunch of newbies'! :D
 

Clint Eastwood

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God! That's such an awesome list, I actually can't think of anything to add to it. You've summed up the entire attitude, actions, and everything else that a guy needs to keep in mind. Nice work!
 

Eternal

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Hmmm, Terminator's back! Pook came back a while ago. Maybe now all the older Don's will come back and help this sagging forum! Oh, and Terminator, glad your back.
 

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Damn right, I'm a fan of terminator's advice, good to see him back.


Bungo_Pony...you say you don't have enough time to exercise? There's ALWAYS time. Wake up even just 20 minutes earlier and take a jog/run before you get going in the morning. That's what I do, and it gets you going for the day like you wouldn't believe. I'm hitting on all cylinders at 8:30AM while all other guys are half-asleep and out of it. It's a distinct advantage with women, not to mention the health benefits.
 

Ofus

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Welcome back terminator! This is really good stuff, I'm adding it to my own personal archive.

12) Indifference is your best friend
That is a huge one for me.
 
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terminator911

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thanks fellas!!!

Well, thanks for the replies fellas, greatly appreciate it and also thanks to those who still remember me.

It is also good to see that some disagree with my views, not everyone thinks the same and I won't argue with your personal opinions.

Thanks to wheelin&dealin, Ofus, Luscious, crazykid, Clint Eastwood, Hot Ice, Bungo Pony

Live and learn fellas. One more before I leave...

27) Women have puss!es, they don't need another one.
 

terminator911

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thanks

hehehehehehehe thanks BOOBS ( . )( . )

that's a funny nick
 

DJ de Florida

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Originally posted by terminator911
Hello all Dons and newbies... I can't say that I see any of the old Dons in here, all I see is a bunch of newbies, hopefully the old Dons are enjoying their lives with women :O)

After some retimerement I decided to come say hi to the mates in this forum with a couple of comments, tips for the newbies.

Still single, happier than ever, full of confidence and ready to face the world, I've learned a great deal from this forum and its members... (The great Anti-Dump, Adonis, Pook, etc) and I'm thankful for it all.
Hey T911....yeah, pretty soon Mello Mel, Krynnster, ATNA, Peak, and all the other cats will start showing up

Laters,
DJ de Florida
 

terminator911

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Hey DJ de Florida, are you serious or just hoping? It would be great to have all those blokes back. Anyone heard anything about the great Anti-Dump?
 
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