I'm a virgin

[Youngbuck]

I've tried to have sex 5 times. Here is the prob. I cant get it in. Now before you all start to judge and say dumb stuff here is where my prob is. Im a normal size guy, just a little wider, and when Im on top and try to stick it in I cant find the hole and when shes on top the same prob. Im young 19, and my current gf is the same. and when we try to have sex I dont want to tell her I cant figure out how to get it in. anytips?

 

[Bvbidd]

Is she a girl?

 

[Ace of Flames]

...

Seriously?

Come on now dude. Why don't you LOOK DOWN when you're moving in, or hell, she can grab it and guide you in.

This is the newest stupidest post ever on Sosuave. They seem to be coming more often these days...

 

[Youngbuck]

I'm sorry i asked such a dumb question

 

[Thatfeel21]

have her be on top and let her put it in for you

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Here's a tip. Stop using crack before posting on websites like this.

 

[Ace of Flames]

I'm sorry i asked such a dumb question

Well, normally I don't burn people like that, but... come on dude, how hard can it be? I mean really. You can put a pen back into the pen cap, can't you? Its the same thing, except with your pelvis instead of your hands.

Maybe you should practice thrusting or something. Bang your pillow, lol.

 

[Bunk 040]

I'm sorry i asked such a dumb question

It wasn't dumb brah, well it was dumb. Eat her ***** or something n get her real wet, if thats your thing. If she clean, smash her raw. She wont get pregnant the first time, trust me. Be on top of her, have her legs wide open, tell her to grab yo **** n put it in. Presto.

 

[MooseGod]

Chode? :crackup:

 

[young_gun]

I never understood why anyone would ever have a problem getting his d1ck inside a chick. I have a 13 incher and never have any troubles. :crackup:

 

[godofanxiety]

She wont get pregnant the first time, trust me.

I hope you weren't serious when you said that, because it's retarded.

 

[The Sperminator]

The problem is you aren't gettingh her wet and that is why its hard to get it in. Foreplay my friend.

 

[çun]

So finally women have evolved themselves because of abusive men.