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VikingKing

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So I came to stay at my best friend of 10 years place right? Unfortunately he is on parole because he decided to be a heroin addict. Near the chicago area this truly is a big epidemic.

Now I live in the land of lakes at this time, its almost :),nearly almost impossible to have job unless you have a care.

But guess the fvck what, you sons of b!tches. I was laying here drunk thinking about how I'm going tohav e to goto milwaukee and stay at a shelter to find a job and move up.

I just got a call from the landscaping compay (which I am an amazing landscaper, I mean I used to work in Indian hills, Ohio, I know how to make sh!t look tight as a fvck, I'm good at it) they just called me. I explained my experiance, and my situation. I told this fvcker I dont have a ride. He said just pack a lunch ect ect. (sadly I cant afford a lunch right now, but I can work.) Look I'm a devil dog, I dont need sleep or food, water will keep you alive a long time, believe it or not.

They will pick me up around 5:15 am, but I will be ready at 4:30 am.

I love nature, I love plants, I love landscaping, and I'm fit, valid drivers licences, I can drive dump trucks and trailers.

This is exactly the opportunity I need to turn my sh!t around.

I'm so happy.

Fvck. :up: :up:
 

VikingKing

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And they are going to come pick me up for work. Im so happy it almost makes me angry... I have fvcking job that is going to come to where I live. I bet its at least 10 per hour. Thats so much more than I make now. I dont mind the physical labor part, I will be the manager soon. I'm 26 now, no more stupid gaames. I'm so happy now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is a good da. Fvck yea. I'm going to get it!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM
 

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Congrats Sir! :rockon: I agree with Mike32ct, start saving ASAP. That's always a good idea no matter when or what your work is but especially in seasonal work.
 

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noobolgy said:
So I came to stay at my best friend of 10 years place right? Unfortunately he is on parole because he decided to be a heroin addict. Near the chicago area this truly is a big epidemic.

Now I live in the land of lakes at this time, its almost :),nearly almost impossible to have job unless you have a care.

But guess the fvck what, you sons of b!tches. I was laying here drunk thinking about how I'm going tohav e to goto milwaukee and stay at a shelter to find a job and move up.

I just got a call from the landscaping compay (which I am an amazing landscaper, I mean I used to work in Indian hills, Ohio, I know how to make sh!t look tight as a fvck, I'm good at it) they just called me. I explained my experiance, and my situation. I told this fvcker I dont have a ride. He said just pack a lunch ect ect. (sadly I cant afford a lunch right now, but I can work.) Look I'm a devil dog, I dont need sleep or food, water will keep you alive a long time, believe it or not.

They will pick me up around 5:15 am, but I will be ready at 4:30 am.

I love nature, I love plants, I love landscaping, and I'm fit, valid drivers licences, I can drive dump trucks and trailers.

This is exactly the opportunity I need to turn my sh!t around.

I'm so happy.

Fvck. :up: :up:
Congratz

but how in the world you don't have food to eat, but you have internet to post this?
 

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