Patrick124
Master Don Juan
delete this, i was kinda drunk.
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Patrick124 said:I talked and jacked off thinking about this girl 2 weeks ago about. I'm a freshman in college, shes a senior so I already know I have no chance in hell because i am already putting her on high ground. I spit Division NAIA calibur game, because if I really had NCAA D1 game, she'd be sucking me off now . but tonight was the first time we followed through.
I had a date planned for earlier tonight, but her Crush's D!ck popped up and you know she had to take care of it. i let it slide because I have no other options. I go out, and and texts me telling me she's finishing her slerpie, and where is she? I was on my way home cause this going out stuff was cutting in my jack off/worship time, and she goes "i'll have my friend pick you up if you want. Just don't shake his hand, it's been in my ass" sure why not. I get picked up, meet her at the bar, I'm trying to flirt, and since i lost my fake i couldnt get myself drinks because i'm a loser. dammmit. So i ask her to get me n my jerky partner a drink. shes real drunk and basically fvcks it up, losses money n sh!t. I let it slide. My boy and I are leaving 2 mins before them and shes talkin to some 20+ guy, probably the guy who just got his hand out her ass and I just chill, i let her do her thing and watnot. I was ****blockin her from gusy all night and there is only so much **** you can block. Her friend loves me, the girl i'm after even tells me i cute or somethin. i'm alil drunk so i forget. but as i'm leaving i go "Ay M i'm out, i'll see u later." as shes talkin to some older guy..and i get a headnod "bye." now i'm straight p!ssed... because I left my lotion in her car and I have no othe roptions.
that was such a bullsh!t way to say goodbye and i'm jsut angry. we're supposed to go on a date next week and i dont even know how to react now.
tips? would oyu be angry? anyone?
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backbreaker said:Fixed it for ya
seriously man... Grow up.
:yes:Last Man Standing said:Dayyyyyyum! I think BB just called you a "Chump"!
Patrick, don't be intimidated by older women - a few years from now they'll be begging you to marry them!!!