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backbreaker

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I, your GF, BF, nor anyone else in the world gives a **** how smart your 5 year old is. We aren't mean..we just don't care.

You will never win the Nobel prize of parenting for what your 5 year old can do.

You are supposed to teach your child to read, to understand shapes and sizes.

Come back to me when he/she reaches puberty and we might can talk. That's when the fruits of parenting really show. Is your child a lazy fvck who jacks off and smokes pot? but he can READ!!!!:D
 

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nothing gets to me more.


even my little sister.. my mom will tell me "bri read my the out of her book the other day".. I"m like mom....she's 7. I hope she can read. She can work a remote control better than I... I hope she can read.

again, check in with me when she gets 15 and again when she is 19 and we can talk.
 

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Same goes for bumper stickers saying their child is in the honor roll. It really funny to me here in Arkansas, because if your child isn't on the honor roll in AR, then you have one really dumb child!
 

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backbreaker said:
nothing gets to me more.


even my little sister.. my mom will tell me "bri read my the out of her book the other day".. I"m like mom....she's 7. I hope she can read. She can work a remote control better than I... I hope she can read.

again, check in with me when she gets 15 and again when she is 19 and we can talk.
backbreaker you pedaphile pervert!!! :rock: j/k
 

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azanon said:
Same goes for bumper stickers saying their child is in the honor roll. It really funny to me here in Arkansas, because if your child isn't on the honor roll in AR, then you have one really dumb child!
i like the ones that say ...
"my child beat up your honor roll student"
 
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