if you could go back in time, who would u like to meet?

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the title says it all.

If you could go back in time, who would u wanna meet the most? and why? Also, would you change anything?

I would probably wanna meet Jesus for the obvious reasons.
 

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Tell myself as a kid to avoid 2 b!tches that hes going to run into who are going to cause him some serious drama in the future, but firstly get him started at leaving the AFC matrix..... but then if I did that he probably wouldnt need to avoid those 2 b!tches cause he would know exactly how to play it.

I'm confused.
 

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I actually wouldnt mind going back even further and meeting Adam and Eve. I would probably tell Adam to act like a man instead of a wuss and say no to Eve when she offered him the apple. He probably tried that anyway but Eve would have threatened to not give him some 'boom boom' that night, haha.
 

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Hitler. As big a monster as he may be, I would kill to see him speaking. Best orator the world has probably seen.

Leonidas the Spartan. 300 Spartans led a battalion of Greeks against 2 million Persians. Held them off for almost two days in a mountain pass. Balls the size of watermelons

Sin Tzu, for obvious reasons.

Don Bradman. Greatest cricketer the world has ever seen. Averaged almost 100 in test cricket. In my mind, the greatest sportsman the world has ever seen, simply because his achievments and record were so astonishing.

Mo Ali, but hes not dead.

Above all those though, Alexander the Great. Alpha male of Alpha males. Achieved the unthinkable.
 

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Napoleon. Then I could show him where he went wrong and rule the world with him.
 

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Originally posted by AgonyUncle
Leonidas the Spartan. 300 Spartans led a battalion of Greeks against 2 million Persians. Held them off for almost two days in a mountain pass. Balls the size of watermelons
lmfao

somebody needs to hit the history books
 

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Jesus first and foremost. Julius Caesar, because the dude was as badass as they come. Then I'd like to go back to the old me Back to the Future Part 2 style and show me how NOT to **** up my life.
 

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I'd like to meet me and tell me all the economic events and Lotto numbers.
 

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300 holding off 250,000 is still pretty damn good.

Any of you guys who want to meet Jesus would be pretty damned disappointed. I'd love to party with Aphrodite, too, but somehow I think even a time machine wouldn't do for that one.

It would be interesting to meet Crowley.

For me, it would be early 19th century sexually-liberated reformer and intellectual Frances Wright.
 

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I'd probably go see the first showing of Carmen by Georges Bizet then have a few drinks with him.

I wouldn't mind seeing the battle of Thermopaley(sp) myself :). From accounts i have read there were at least 500 thousand Persians.
 

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Give em a time machine and heres what would happen:

Id' go and grap Billy the kid, napoleon, Socreteese(i know i spelled it wrong) and 2 hot midevil babes, then go back to the present and get an A on my history project.

Then would return to france with napoleon, With my knowlge(Go Fvck your self grammer policeman) Rule europe for as long as we could. then in the night get 6 ninjas to assinate nopoleon. Then I alone would rule the WORLD.

How ever, I would have to go back to the future to ensure that i never have children. If i dont have children, the no for good, ingratfull bastards cant destory my death star. and with all the chips in place, i would go back to the time of jesus, and explain that, if he lets people know he is the son of god, then Thausands will die in his name. And he would have to live the dilemma, of saving our souls, or the lifes of people.

thier you go, thats what i am going to do once i find a 10mm socket to get my time machine running
 

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-hitler (really the biggest orator in my book too)
-myself. i'd tell myself to start taking some sports, to study harder and to kick some bully's ass.:eek: then i'd punch myself :) and tell it again.
 

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Another vote for Theodore Roosevelt! The most badass President the United States has ever had, bar none.

Some others:
-Issac Newton (genius)
-Albert Einstein (genius)
-F. Scott Fitzgerald (great writer)
-Jalaludin Rumi (great mystic poet)
 

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Originally posted by Bonhomme
300 holding off 250,000 is still pretty damn good.

Yup, that would be neat to see. When the enemy is channeled into a narrow pass (whether by accident or your design) it's called a chokepoint.

The Kasserine Pass in WWII was another infamous choke point - German 88mm anti-air artillery pointed at the ground and used spectacularly at Allied tanks and troops.
 
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