If SoSuave was a city, broadcast on reality television show.

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..and we were all in it in this huge reality tv show. In this city, is a totally equal amount of girls, a one for one count. These girls...are all kinds, from different colours, different sizes, hotness, situations, jobs.

What would you invision for how the city would interact with each other?
 

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Too Funny! I would have to break up with current GF>! Good Times.
 

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There would be a handful of guys getting the girls, and the remainder of the guys overanalyzing everything that happened.

You'd be seeing those interviews with guys saying stuff like "Well, she looked at me yesterday, but today she didn't. I don't know if this is a test or not."
 

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A few citizens would create a financial empire and create several hundred jobs for the local economy by starting a business that reveals to a large segment of the male population the secrets to getting laid.

Young men would line up and pay thousands each to learn how to properly socialize themselves by interacting in real life with real people. They would also be taught how to feign masculine value with words and mind games.

Sosuave City's first large building downtown would be built with money generated by the community seduction leaders. The powerful seducation barons would be hailed as local heroes, and their powerful lobby in City Hall would keep the truth about masculinity a secret, as to keep the local economy and their empires running smoothly.

On the outskirts of the city limits, small book shops would pop up containing the real information on the local "matrix" that put the city on the map. Information on life, masculinity, and testosterone would be available. In these bookshops, ideas would be exchanged on becoming a real man with life ambitions, who didn't worship the pink hole, in a city full of feminized pretenders.

Within a generation, Sosuave City would be a microcosm of any other Western civilization. 10% of the citizenry would control most of the wealth and flow of information, and the rest would live out their AFC destinies.
 

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It would be like any other reality TV show. By the end of the show, there would be one or two guys that run through every chick on the show, and the other two or three guys would just be "one of the girls".

So, let's say there is a thousand people in this "city" for example. 500/500. There would be about 100-200 guys that would tag nearly every chick in the city. The other guys would just be emotional tampons, parked in front of the computer playing video games, at the store buying Lee press-on masculinity, or hooked up on one chick for the entire season but not ever tagging her.
 

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nah, I think more likely there'd be a civil war that would divide the city.

DJs with certain ideals will band together and fight other DJs with different ideals. Trolls would be like city barbarians; only a minor annoyance and a threat to either side.

the fighting would rage on for years and year (or in the case of a reality television series, maybe a season or two)
but out of that chaos, order will be born.
 

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Shezz said:
Warboss would be in the gym.
Shezz would be Sarging
Pook would be writing
10,000 members would be trying not to masturbate.
I choked on my food laughing when I read this; this is funny.
Actually, true; we'd have 40 guys dating everyone else.
 

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You would see the worst ever attempts at "****y&funny" ever shown on television broadcast history.

You would see silly kids pretending to be alpha males.

People would leave the city because of some of the attitudes of the other residents.

To be in a city like that would feel unnatural - but of course, reality tv is like that anyway. Some people I guess would find relief in escaping and living in a 'normal' city instead.

...but it would probably be a ratings bonanza!
 

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Sosuave City would be a great program, I think. People would die laughing watching it. It could be 50 guys and 50 girls. Or 200 girls, I don't think it'll make a difference who will get whom.
 
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