If a girl says

[Starman]

Wow! That schlong is just too big for me..do you have any bronchial dilaters??

what do you say??

my trouser snake has been known even to scare forests in the amazon...

has anyone been in this situation?

 

[iqqi]

yeah, i have that prob, man. i just ask them to pet my trouser snake until they are more comfortable with it.

 

[iqqi]

and if she refuses to pet it, next that biotch.

 

[Starman]

heh its not the same kinda snake that you have iqqi..im talkin below my waist..you are talking about your armpit

whats shakkin ??

 

[iqqi]

this thread is the result our our starboy being drunk of his azz, and loving all of us too much to just go to sleep

 

[Starman]

Yes I have been known to post here drunk occassionally..but as you can see from the firedevil accuracy of my teyping thlat I;m n0t ReAlllY Drunlk

Yes, I loove everyone on this forum..this place helped me to get over an old oneitus..that I would otherwise be sitting in a corner wondering why my ass crack is in the back rather than the front

asses are easier to itch if they were in the front

 

[Blaaaaat]

Originally posted by Starman
.... wondering why my ass crack is in the back rather than the front...

lol!!!!!!

 

[sustainable007]

if ur ass crack was in the front youd have a vagina

 

[Walden]

Am I the only person on the board without access to PCP at the moment??????

LOL

 

[G_S]

Originally posted by Starman
Wow! That schlong is just too big for me..do you have any bronchial dilaters??

what do you say??

my trouser snake has been known even to scare forests in the amazon...

has anyone been in this situation?

Someone actually started a thread to brag about their imaginary giant penis? Totally Lame. Grow up, attention *****.