Fruitbat
Master Don Juan
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Perhaps the weirdest post I've ever made, but I'm drunk so here goes :
We rate women on the hb 1-10 scale. In reality, this actually is a poor yardstick. There is another dimension, which is sexual performance. I have fvcked 9s but had less fun than fvcking a 6 who is a submissive slvt.
One thing that annoys me: some gf, when I have suggested things which get me off, tell me "you've watched too much porn " these activities are back door, deep throat, facials etc. what annoys me is that women think we are so stupid that we watch these vids and draw inspiration from that. These desires were with me long before I even had a dirty mag. Women just are stupid that they can't recognise the porn is fulfilling an existing need, not giving new ideas.
Now, as said, I have always been a massive enthusiast for "alternative avenues of pleasure". I have been understanding of gf who refuse, claiming it hurts etc.
So, I have had some health issues which resulted in a prostate exam. I expected the "hugely painful experience" my ex gf cited. Bull****. I wouldn't call it pleasant but it did not really hurt. If I loved someone, it would be a minor, minor thing and if a gf was moved to ecstacy doing it, I'd do it 3x a week.
Also, let's talk swallowing (for me, not a huge turn on but ok) or facial (mAssige turn on) so many gf said its disrespectful. I've gone down on these women for 30 mins, had their goo on my face many times. Don't give a fook.
Why, oh why do women put up such a defence to doing pretty easy stuff for their partnr? Why do they get grossed out so easy? If a gf did these things, I would devote to them forever.
My BIggest, most annoying annoyance is the aforementioned porn line. Yes, my kinks feature in pornography. That's because they Are common male fantasies. It's like saying "you've watched too many romance movies". If they want you to treat them special.
I know not every guy shares my kinks and fetishes. We are all individuLs, but the point I am making is that unless you are scat, hardcore s and m or extreme deviant, it's fairly easy to make your lovers world 1000% better with minimal pan or work, yet so many women have huge hang ups about doing this because mainly Thor ego gets in the way.
Rant over !!
We rate women on the hb 1-10 scale. In reality, this actually is a poor yardstick. There is another dimension, which is sexual performance. I have fvcked 9s but had less fun than fvcking a 6 who is a submissive slvt.
One thing that annoys me: some gf, when I have suggested things which get me off, tell me "you've watched too much porn " these activities are back door, deep throat, facials etc. what annoys me is that women think we are so stupid that we watch these vids and draw inspiration from that. These desires were with me long before I even had a dirty mag. Women just are stupid that they can't recognise the porn is fulfilling an existing need, not giving new ideas.
Now, as said, I have always been a massive enthusiast for "alternative avenues of pleasure". I have been understanding of gf who refuse, claiming it hurts etc.
So, I have had some health issues which resulted in a prostate exam. I expected the "hugely painful experience" my ex gf cited. Bull****. I wouldn't call it pleasant but it did not really hurt. If I loved someone, it would be a minor, minor thing and if a gf was moved to ecstacy doing it, I'd do it 3x a week.
Also, let's talk swallowing (for me, not a huge turn on but ok) or facial (mAssige turn on) so many gf said its disrespectful. I've gone down on these women for 30 mins, had their goo on my face many times. Don't give a fook.
Why, oh why do women put up such a defence to doing pretty easy stuff for their partnr? Why do they get grossed out so easy? If a gf did these things, I would devote to them forever.
My BIggest, most annoying annoyance is the aforementioned porn line. Yes, my kinks feature in pornography. That's because they Are common male fantasies. It's like saying "you've watched too many romance movies". If they want you to treat them special.
I know not every guy shares my kinks and fetishes. We are all individuLs, but the point I am making is that unless you are scat, hardcore s and m or extreme deviant, it's fairly easy to make your lovers world 1000% better with minimal pan or work, yet so many women have huge hang ups about doing this because mainly Thor ego gets in the way.
Rant over !!