I wonder how many girls on here are actually guys

[00Kevin]

Anyone have an estimate? anyone in particular you would like to single out? Some of the women are just strange on this board.
What are they doing on here anyway? looking for a man? trying to figure us out?

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

That Sexy_Malibu has GOT to be a guy... no girls are THAT cool!

... And Sexy_Malibu is probably looking for a man too!!



.... come ooooooon kevin, haven't there been enough threads about women on the DJ boards? We're all attention *****s, haven't you figured that out yet?

 

[mahon83050]

Who knows? That is the problem with chat forums......you NEVER really know who you are talking to and who is incognito and who isn't. I am even sometimes skeptical when I am on an online dating site and I have a picture of the chick right in front of me.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Why does it matter?

 

[Kodiac]

It works both ways.

How many men on here are actually women ??

Just keep your eyes open, the females are the one's seeking all the attention... and usually reside in the kitchen (forum)

 

[Starman]

Im a lesbian

 

[00Kevin]

to all those females in the kit. cook us a meal before you post on here. thanks

 

[iqqi]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
to all those females in the kit. cook us a meal before you post on here. thanks

sure, kev. do you like piss spice?

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by iqqi
sure, kev. do you like piss spice?

yes please. that is usually what i ask my girl to do anyway. "cook me up some of that **** and piss you made yesterday" thanks.


..i'm just kidding around.

 

[Starman]

hehe piss spice..is that one of the left out spice girls?

 

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
Anyone have an estimate? anyone in particular you would like to single out? Some of the women are just strange on this board.
What are they doing on here anyway? looking for a man? trying to figure us out?

Nope. I pretty much get men. I am a knowledge w**re though.

*runs through this forum naked since that went down so well in anything else*

 

[Helter Skelter]

One time a couple friends of mind and I played a practical joke on this guy who was always being a diick anytime girls we're around.

So we pretended to be this one girl he liked and contacted him with a bogus e-mail address he thought was her.

Over a few weeks we got him making out with us over these e-mails. Telling him what she was going to do to him once they got together. And he responded with his desires. We got a good laugh out of the whole thing. We finally broke it off before things got carried away.

Pretty cruel, he deserved it though.

We never did tell him, because he would probably kill us.

It's pretty easy being a girl, cause you know what the guy wants to hear.

 

[Kodiac]

hehe piss spice..is that one of the left out spice girls?

lol

Rumour has it that she was "discharged" before they "came" together.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

would it be afc of kevin to constantly give the handful of girls here constant attention and dedicating useless threads to them in hope that they will one day fall in love with him and have his bastard child...... would it? would it.....

(10 bucks says the next person to reply will be Kevin or one of his "objects of affection", any takers?)

 

[iqqi]

Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
would it be afc of kevin to constantly give the handful of girls here constant attention and dedicating useless threads to them in hope that they will one day fall in love with him and have his bastard child...... would it? would it.....

would it be afc of mf to be jealous of the fact that kevin can play with the girls and practice the mystical art of c+f right here on the site?

maybe u should be taking notes young lad.

 

[Kodiac]

Got to love 'dos Intenet hunys'

This board is not Intended to be a pick up joint.

Why bother waisting time flirting with chicks on msg board's when we should be out there with 'real' chicks ?

Sure, when i went through a stage of chatting up chicks in chat and meeting them, but 90% of them are BBW and definately not my style. I met one really fine girl of there but she has issues.

Whatever rocks your boat i guess.
Down with the attention wh0res

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
would it be afc of kevin to constantly give the handful of girls here constant attention and dedicating useless threads to them in hope that they will one day fall in love with him and have his bastard child...... would it? would it.....

(10 bucks says the next person to reply will be Kevin or one of his "objects of affection", any takers?)

I'm just rather bored and i have nothing to do lately. But don't worry i won't tread on your territory sir; after all you are the alpha male here.

You have to be really warped to think that the girls on here are my objects of affection. I'm just having fun with them and trying to understand how they think. If i wanted to hit them up i would already have their emails and maybe even their phone numbers. I'm not acting any diffrent then i do when i work (where i usually have to watch out for the married women). At least here i can have fun and not worry about these girls driving me crazy.

If all these girls on here want to come over to my condo and have a kick ass party then they can. I'm just not going to pay for their travel tickets. But you MF are not invited, i can't serve a minor alcohol

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
You have to be really warped to think that the girls on here are my objects of affection. I'm just having fun with them and trying to understand how they think. If i wanted to hit them up i would already have their emails and maybe even their phone numbers.

Oh Kevin, does that mean you DON'T want my email and phone number?

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Oh Kevin, does that mean you DON'T want my email and phone number?

lol.. well i can make an exception for you

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
lol.. well i can make an exception for you

But you DO know that I'm really a guy, right Kevin? ha ha ha