I WILL bring a chick home from the bar tonight!

Snowman23

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Okay guys, no more screwing around. My buddy and I are going to the bars, and I will nab the elusive one-night stand with a HB.

Now, I'm gonna try something. We're going at 9 pm and I'm gonna get fkin hammered and start talking to a bunch of chicks. Let liquid courage be a lady tonight.

I've had a few girls, but never a one-night stand.

Stay tuned. The conversation will flow through my body faster than the alcohol.

Let's win one for the gipper!
 

nightcrawler

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you'll probably spend less money on an escort than drinks in multiple bars.
 

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YEA good job. Good luck and all the best :)

I felt fire inside you well I hope it last through the time you step into the club though.
 

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what a night.

went to the bar with my buddy, got trashed really quick. Started talking to a bunch of different girls, apparently my friend got mad because I kept walking around so he left and texted me what bar he was at... I said no, I'm here. I walked over to the Tokyo Drift arcade machine and started driving. This chick came up to me and said I bet you can't beat my high score. Well I tied it, and then she played for the tiebreaker. Don't remember who won, but we talked for like 15 minutes. She seemed nice and cute, but I could tell she had some issues.

I walked over to these other chicks (3) who were sitting at a table, only one was good looking. She seemed kinda weird, but I stayed there. Eventually she said "Are you gonna buy me a shot?" I laughed and walked away.

Played pool with some guys, was a pretty good game I think, but I kept walking around I only shot like twice lol.

Then I went over to this couple that were arguing. I said "Hi I'm Sean Connery." The dude looked at me and said "Get the FK outta here, we're talking!

By this time it was like 1 a.m. and the place was starting to die out. So I walked down the block and saw this guy laying comatose in front of the door. His buddies walked over and said "Dude you got drunk again, lay off the sauce and get your ass up." I chuckled.

I had a few drinks there, walked around and then ordered one more, this black chick (HB8) started talking to me. It was close to 1:45 at this point. She said "You wanna take me home?" I was thinking "Score!" We get back to my car and she said just make sure you take care of me in return. At this point I realized she was an escort. She wanted $500 for 3 hours, I said "Okay" (never had any intentions of paying). In the car ride back I said take off your top and I started suckin her t!tties. Anyway, we get back to my house where I told her I kept the money, and of course, I lied. She was mad and started saying "this is total BS." I felt kinda bad, but I'm not paying no escort. I drove her home which was 12 miles, said take it easy and laughed.

Good times? lol
 

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.....That escort story is quite convienient. :rolleyes:
 

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Interesting story. Of course it's more effective to start at 6pm and just talk to EVERYBODY. Then by 9pm when you let the liquor start flowing, you are so approachable it's insane.
 

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The whole "I'm getting laid tonight" didn't work out well, did it? I sort of lost you after you said you went to play video games. I think you should find the club where all the sleazy girls go, then try this again. It might work out for you if you have enough balls.
 
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