Canadianpimpology
Senior Don Juan
Our school had orientation today, so many people showed up to just register for school and all, take ID photos, other school junk. I saw many of my friends from last year, my girlfriend who was working there, and I registered for school.
The coolest part of the day-I was the alpha male here. There must have been at least 500 students there. I just had a feeling though, that I was the alpha male there. I wanted to show up to school being even more pimpish. I was gettin hugs left and right, flirting with possibly dozens of girls, mackin with my girlfriend, and the since some students were working, I was invited to sit with the girls volleyball team to hand out flyers.
It was sweet pickings. I'm just a sophomore but I could tell and pick out which of the juniors and even seniors I'm going to be gettin on this year.
Even though I'm committed to my girlfriend, this has been one of the best DJ feeligns I have felt in a long time. Even though I didn't get any numbers or anything, there was just adrenaline pumping through my veins. My C+F is the best it's ever been at, my confidence is soaring, and somewhere I have been lacking, my humor, also is rising. I feel like as I could bone the f*ck out of any girl I wanted to. If my girlfriend wasn't there or if I was single, I truly believe that I could have a 80-90% success rate in getting phone numbers today. That's pretty damn good.
The coolest part of the day-I was the alpha male here. There must have been at least 500 students there. I just had a feeling though, that I was the alpha male there. I wanted to show up to school being even more pimpish. I was gettin hugs left and right, flirting with possibly dozens of girls, mackin with my girlfriend, and the since some students were working, I was invited to sit with the girls volleyball team to hand out flyers.
It was sweet pickings. I'm just a sophomore but I could tell and pick out which of the juniors and even seniors I'm going to be gettin on this year. Even though I'm committed to my girlfriend, this has been one of the best DJ feeligns I have felt in a long time. Even though I didn't get any numbers or anything, there was just adrenaline pumping through my veins. My C+F is the best it's ever been at, my confidence is soaring, and somewhere I have been lacking, my humor, also is rising. I feel like as I could bone the f*ck out of any girl I wanted to. If my girlfriend wasn't there or if I was single, I truly believe that I could have a 80-90% success rate in getting phone numbers today. That's pretty damn good.
