i wanna fvck my boss.

[DEKKA]

ok heres the deal. first of all im a pretty sick puppy and get turned on by a broad range of females. sure the 18-28 ones are nice but ive got a thing for older women..... sometimes quite a bit older. maybe its the challenge of it all. maybe its the fact that they are so sexy.

my boss is 50... yes 50. more than twice my age. and shes so fvcking hot even at 50 you wouldn't believe it. she's the wife of the owner of the company that i work for (i really don't care if i get fired... thats not an issue). she married for money obviously and i can tell shes not happy in her marriage and probably doesn't get it that often. her husband (the owner) is a major pvssy. he acts like a 10 year old. plays video games still and is a total loser.

you guys may think that i don't have a chance with this one, but in this case you are probably wrong. when we're alone together in the office we kino each other and intense eye "ill fvck you" eye contact. she asks me to help her with computer stuff all the time and i usually massage her back while i tell her what to click and what she needs to do on her computer. we always talk to each other in a suggestive manner, for instance the other day i asked her what she was getting me for xmas and she said, "well that depends on whether you've been naughty of nice"... to which i replyed, "i think you know i've been very naughty"

also

shes not exactly the smartest tool in the shed and she's used to bossing her husband around. when shes around me i know she senses that i'd take control of her even if shes 30 years older than me. i think thats what she needs. i also get the impression she'd be into some kinky sh!t too.

im leaving on the 20th from work for two months until school here in cali starts up again and this job is a throw away job if thats what it boils down to.

i havent decided if i wanna fvck with karma on this one but damn im really tempted to push my luck.

whachall think?

 

[iqqi]

daaaamn! hell, fcuk it, do it.

50??!?!??! wowsers! do like my ex, make her buy you a BMW!

 

[DEKKA]

Originally posted by iqqi
daaaamn! hell, fcuk it, do it.

50??!?!??! wowsers! do like my ex, make her buy you a BMW!

maybe she'll just gimme hers... she got a 740 LI

 

[drixsa]

bro you better watch out that her grandkids dont come after you

seriously though, don't fvck with married woman.

yea maybe shes not happy and if she gets a divorce leave your number but were talking some serious stuff here

not just some girl with a boyfriend.

put it like this, you know that she is married and yet she still wants you. So take the high road and be a man on this one.

BTW ive been in your shoes and nothin beats a HOT MILF!!

but 50, thats a rarity, if you end up not taking my advice atleast post a pic. of her dentures

 

[vdk]

i've said this before in other replys but ill say it again. My office is full of MILFs. No, not 40+ busted up ones. I'm talking about women that look 24 when they are actually 35. They are so hot they disrupt the male coworkers productivity and my fellow male coworkers agree.

I've flirted with 3 of them and boy, they seem horny as hell. Too bad they have rings on their fingers and I can see their children's pictures on their desks.

 

[Ice Cold]

That's called herantrophilia u perv

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Stay away from married women. But MILFs and older women can probably teach you a thing or two about kinky bootknockin'

 

[Legend]

shes not a MILF she is a GILF

 

[DEKKA]

Originally posted by Legend
shes not a MILF she is a GILF

no not yet... shes got 3 daughters tho. 25, 19, and 15 (the 19 year old is a really really hot sorority b!tch at texas a&m whos a total spoiled richattention wh0re.)

 

[Ice Cold]

Originally posted by DEKKA
no not yet... shes got 3 daughters tho. 25, 19, and 15 (the 19 year old is a really really hot sorority b!tch at texas a&m whos a total spoiled richattention wh0re.)

Keep at it then.

In the meantime I'll make her a grandma

 

[DEKKA]

common guys hasn't a 50 year old woman ever gave you a boner?

 

[IrReSiStIbLe]

Hey, If our man Ashton could do it, so can you.. Don't give up.. If worse comes to worse, she might fix you up with her hot 19 yr old daughter.. so either way, its a win-win situation..
Goodluck,
IrReSiStIbLe.

 

[Atratus]

Originally posted by DEKKA
no not yet... shes got 3 daughters tho. 25, 19, and 15 (the 19 year old is a really really hot sorority b!tch at texas a&m whos a total spoiled richattention wh0re.)

**** them too!!! Freeway to threeway! Fiveway!

Of course, you know the ****loads of trouble you're gonna get into. I can tell you aren't exactly naive about that. So that's why it's good. Give 'em your best shot Tiger!

PS. Older, experienced, enjoy the last dredges of life and go out with a bang women are HOT!

 

[princelydeeds]

Originally posted by drixsa

put it like this, you know that she is married and yet she still wants you. So take the high road and be a man on this one.

Huh?!? Be a man? What the he!! does this have to do with manhood

I say be your own man and do what makes you happy. You only live once and you only get one chance. Regret lasts a lot longer than guilt.

At 50 shes not gonna do anything to mess up what shes got at home. You have to let her know that you are mature enough to handle her in bed and that you can sex her without getting attached. If shes got a good deal at home you have to find a way to let her know that you can keep your mouth shut. She wants you to lay it down on her but she also doesnt want you getting pu$$y whipped and going all stalkerish on her. Plus, she has to be comfortable that you won't tell anyone at your job.

My advice is to start a convo with her about people violating your trust. Find a way, without saying driectly that she can trust you. Tell her you hate people who cant keep their mouths shut. Let her know and feel that you dont gossip or tell your business. Then on another occasion, ask her for advice on how to deal with a woman who is a little too clingy, tell her you met somone went out a few times and the chick told you she loved you. Let her know that you can fcuck without catching feelings. I used that last tactic recently on a coworker, worked like a charm.

Another thing is does she think of you as the bad boy who can sex her like crazy or the sweet little young innocent angel who she can mother? The two require different approaches.

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by princelydeeds
Huh?!? Be a man? What the he!! does this have to do with manhood

I say be your own man and do what makes you happy. You only live once and you only get one chance. Regret lasts a lot longer than guilt.

At 50 shes not gonna do anything to mess up what shes got at home. You have to let her know that you are mature enough to handle her in bed and that you can sex her without getting attached. If shes got a good deal at home you have to find a way to let her know that you can keep your mouth shut. She wants you to lay it down on her but she also doesnt want you getting pu$$y whipped and going all stalkerish on her. Plus, she has to be comfortable that you won't tell anyone at your job.

My advice is to start a convo with her about people violating your trust. Find a way, without saying driectly that she can trust you. Tell her you hate people who cant keep their mouths shut. Let her know and feel that you dont gossip or tell your business. Then on another occasion, ask her for advice on how to deal with a woman who is a little too clingy, tell her you met somone went out a few times and the chick told you she loved you. Let her know that you can fcuck without catching feelings. I used that last tactic recently on a coworker, worked like a charm.

Another thing is does she think of you as the bad boy who can sex her like crazy or the sweet little young innocent angel who she can mother? The two require different approaches.

WOW

you are suggesting on encouraging a wife to cheat on her husband so this kid can get laid.

doing what makes YOU happy is fine but when you are playing with others lives theres a line that sometimes should not be crossed.

It could break up the marrige and then you arent just messing with your own life your messing with her husbands and her three kids.

anyone other than her husband that tried to sleep with her knowing that she has three kids and is not getting divorced is not a man, nor deserves the ground he walks on.

im guessing by this post that you dont have any morals

and the truth is that a man without morals is not a man at all.

 

[princelydeeds]

Originally posted by drixsa
WOW

you are suggesting on encouraging a wife to cheat on her husband so this kid can get laid.

doing what makes YOU happy is fine but when you are playing with others lives theres a line that sometimes should not be crossed.

It could break up the marrige and then you arent just messing with your own life your messing with her husbands and her three kids.

anyone other than her husband that tried to sleep with her knowing that she has three kids and is not getting divorced is not a man, nor deserves the ground he walks on.

im guessing by this post that you dont have any morals

and the truth is that a man without morals is not a man at all.

I won't knock what you said every Man is entitled to his opinion. I happen to think yours is wrong. If you think Im wrong so what, I could not possibly care less. If you define yourself by your lack of desire for married women good for you. I call that shallow. I define my manhood by being true to me, walking my own path and standing up for my wants/needs/desires. My morals are my own, defined by me, not you or your PC views.

You get emotional, and start calling names (because I asked what his post had to do with manhood) and Im not a man? I push your buttons with a simple question, and you question my manhood? I laugh at you! I remember a few of your posts (there are well over 1500 of them) and every time you open your mouth I hear castrated male, you sound like a true AFC.

 

[drixsa]

castrated male?

sounds good

if you dont think i have any value to what i have to say, then id be happy to show you where the "block" button is.

im thinkin worst case senario 3 children have to suffer for a mistake that could of been provoked.

should 3 kids lives have to be fvcked with so that you can get off?

and gettin laid just does not seem that important in comparison to that.

i guess i just fail to see how you can call yourself a man and justify these actions at the same time.

if that makes me a castrated male AFC then so be it, i would happier be that any day then adapt values and morals that would think that this action is ok.

its not that i don't desire married woman, becuase some i would love to run around the block with.

It is the fact that i do not act on those wants, needs, and desires that makes me the man i am and every day more of the man that i want become.

 

[MrSpiffy]

50?!? mayb its just me, but thats a little too old and saggy ... ewwww

 

[So pimp its scary]

After reading through this post, if you are up to the challenge...

I would DARE you to pull some cruel intentions shyte. You know, go **** her daughters, then finsih off by ƒucking her.

I mean if you are going to ƒuck with karma, you might as well make it worth your while .

peace

 

[LowPlainsDrifter]

I agree with everyone that's saying "stay away from married women!"
That having been said, the age difference may seem extreme, but I don't think it should be an obstacle.
When I was 27, I went out with a woman who had just turned 51, and she was the best of the lot. I still miss her terribly...