I think I've finally found a reason to stop masturbating.

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Viper

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Hello and I think I'm going to stop masturbating, not that I have a choice. I don't how the hell I got it, but recently this, I don't know what to call it, spot developed on my **** and it bleeds whenever I try to masturbate. By just recently, I mean, I've been masturbating for a good 2 years now and it's just started to happen. Last time I masturbated, I had to put a ****ing band-aid around my ****, to stop it from bleeding. So, what do I have to say? I hope it ****ing heals, because if it doesn't, my entire sex life from now on is ruined.
 

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Err, you're 15 mate.. I doubt this is gonna cripple you for life. It'll heal, don't worry about it.
 

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But you should definitely go and see a doctor. Those lesions could be indicative of an infection (and no, not necessarily and STD). But it may be fungal, viral, or bacterial, or it just might be due to excessive...uhhhhh...friction.
 

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Originally posted by Viper
Hello and I think I'm going to stop masturbating, not that I have a choice. I don't how the hell I got it, but recently this, I don't know what to call it, spot developed on my **** and it bleeds whenever I try to masturbate. By just recently, I mean, I've been masturbating for a good 2 years now and it's just started to happen. Last time I masturbated, I had to put a ****ing band-aid around my ****, to stop it from bleeding. So, what do I have to say? I hope it ****ing heals, because if it doesn't, my entire sex life from now on is ruined.
It's because you rubbed yourself raw, smart guy :rolleyes: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Good lord, another masturbation thread.

Here's the one step solution to fixing your problem:
  • Find a real girl.
 
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