I read the 80% of woman story...

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When I was reading the 80% of woman story I was reminded of how many women have told me how their prior men never really satisfied them. More than most of them had never had an orgasim oraly. A lot of them had never had multi-Orgasims with a man. Less had never had an orgasim with their partner, but could by their self.

Everytime I heard that I was amazed. How could they never been satisfied. My goal during sex is not to get off but to have an amazing time driving the girl wild and taking her to limits she has never been.

Which like I said before isn't that hard to do thanks to her past experiences.

anyway I am woundering if anybody else has run into this situation or noticed this about past or current women?

and for the most part I believe 80% is right as far as relationships go but sexualally I am seeing well over 80 % unsatisfied woman. The great thing is they don't really understand what they dont' have until you give it to them, and from that time on you will always be the one that gave them what no other man did or most likely will.
 

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"80% of men can fake an entire relationship"

Sadly I did that with my ex for about 5 months of a year relationship. Anyway, I just do my own thing, I expect to get them off... it seems most of the times I get them off, but some of the shyt that comes out of these women's mouths.

"How come you fvck so much better than all the rest of the guys." - Girl I ONS'd

"That was disturbingly good." - Girl that claimed to want more than ONS, but started to flake.

"I don't know what it is about your d!ck, but I've never came like that before." - a ex-gf after the second lay.

"Are you ready to go again yet, you're pretty good." - Me and two buddes walk into the bar at midnight and we walk out two hours later, bring back three girls to my buddies place, and we each took turns in the bedrooms.... Never to be seen again.

"You are seriously good in bed... like very good." - a dirty the likes of which that type of compliment would actually say something :D.

Then there's always the generic one's 'that was good' etc... but those could mean anything. I'm not usually one to brag or to think that I'm really good at something without having something to back it up.

Sorry to toot my own horn (UNinterntinal pun), I've heard that shyt before too... that's why I decided to take the time and learn how to do it right, then when I do bone a chick it's something that she'll remember for a little while.
 

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so whats your trick, so pimp its scary?
 

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Originally posted by So pimp its scary


Sorry to toot my own horn (UNinterntinal pun), I've heard that shyt before too... that's why I decided to take the time and learn how to do it right, then when I do bone a chick it's something that she'll remember for a little while.


The best is when she is thanking you still the next day.
 

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It dosn't matter what comes out her mouth it matters whats in her mouth. If her tounge is cold than she had an orgasim. That should happe more than twice. If it don't than you are half ass'n it and a poor lay.

Bragging about what they tell you is $hit! Bragging about her legs quivering and not being able to stand is worth braggig about.

If a man fakes a relationship than he is a Class A AFC.

anyway the reason I wrote that was to get you all to see where we as men can be lacking. But as Dons we have to bring it DJ style and blow these girls minds while giving them the most amazing sexual experiences they have and will ever have.
 

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Originally posted by isotope
so whats your trick, so pimp its scary?
First thing that I learned was how to not blow a load within the first 30 seconds (though when I do sometimes, I just pretend like it never happened and just keep going for it... despite the discomfort for the following 5-10 seconds). I've taken the time to study tantra (not too intensely, just enough to learn what I needed to know).

Next, I don't tell the woman this, but I will take my sweet time getting her clothes off. After every piece comes off, I stop take a moment to look her in the eyes, or smell her or bite her neck a little bit.

Also, once we're both naked, I don't immediately stick it in... I like to keep the tension going, by lying on top of her and having my d!ck over her ***** rather than going right inside (this rubs their cl!t or something).

Last, I switch things up. Deep, slow, shallow, fast, slow, deep, shalow, fast, slow, deep and hard, slow and hard, etc... Or, just stopping, taking a moment to just feel every little bit of skin that is in contact with the woman... then when she least suspects it, just start pounding into the broad like two rabbits on viagra.

The thing is, I've never considered myself to be great at sex... but the things that I've been doing seem to have had a great effect.

The best position is doggy-style, where you have one arm on her arse and the other one reached around while you are diddling her ****.

Zerocelcius - I agree asking a woman what she tought your obviously gonna get something made up... and it smacks of insecurity, or if it's like in the example of the dirty... We were at the bar the next night, and she just came up to me at random and pulled out that quote. That is a different situation... really though it's not like it matters whether you believe me or not... I wouldn't believe me either when it comes down to it.

But, by your standards, I am class A afc... lol... I suppose I should be offended or something. Well, that's ok... All you've deen doing is reading into how much pleasure you give a woman, while the woman I'm with insist on telling me about it, even though I've never asked other than my first time having sex.... but I didn't know any better back then.

Maybe it's just a different standard between our age difference.
 

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by your standards, I am class A afc... lol... I suppose I should be offended or something. Well, that's ok... All you've deen doing is reading into how much pleasure you give a woman,
I seem to offended you.. hmmm. Not my goal but if you are offended that is somthing you might want to think about. I never said that I was reading into how much pleasure I gave woman. They have always told me. I don't think woman will hold back on telling that kinda stuff. Remember woman are communicators. If they feel even remotely strong about somthing they are going to talk about it. *(unfornunatly somtimes)*

Anyway more props to you for giving them it DJ STYLE.

Well since we are talking about what to do to get a girl off in true DJ style than I will lend some points. I know there are some guys out there that just want to Phuck and Flee so if that is your deal than go for it, but if you are intrested in being a good shag or bringing back some flames than here are some pointers.

First Oral cause if you do that than it is the best place to start...Hint hint.

Tease Tease Tease. Guys are like Bon Fires girls are like electric ovens you have to wait to get them up to 400 degrees.

Kiss, Nibble, brush, Glide, around the area slowly make it seem like you are going to touch her than go over her but let her feel your breath. Once she begains to moan and arch up towards you tease her a little more. Than start slowly. Than tease again. This will Drive her mad. Once you begain don't just focus on the ****oris. Go around it. Now we are teasing again but this time it is the ****. Once you move into the **** varied pressure is key, but try to keep a rhythem. One trick I learned is the Alphabet.

First do Capital letters than lower case letters. On closed lettters like O P B actually suck the **** * not too hard*

****Warning You can Get STD's From Oral****

On to the Horizontal Mombo.

If you have ever had a girl on top you know that she dos more horizontal movment than up and down. I know we all wish they would just go up and down and get off, but the fact is they get more stimulation by going horizontal *from your feet to your head*

Now we can use this when we are on top. Once in all the way press your pelvic bone area against their **** and rotate a small circle pattern against her. This works best if you dont' withdraw to much keep constant pressure against her **** and rotate. Very pressure slightly and speed slighthly. Again keep a basic rhythm to your timming. If you need to put on some Bump & Grind music and everytime the beat hits that is when you are pressing into her and starting the rotation.

Some other key things are take control, change possitions, very the intinsady levels and don't forget the rest of her body or yours when you are working it. Look into her eyes. caress her with your hands. Put her feet over her head. If you take control and make it exciting.

Now I'll be it that there are times for love.

In a romantic setting her is my favorites...

Bubble bath, straberry champagne, candles, and mood music. This my friends may seem corny to most but it will win big time with the ladies. Many girls have fantasies like this but reality is a back seat outside the club. So you will be the one and few that have made a dream come true.

In a romantic sexual setting descover her in every way and let her know that is what you are doing. Look deeper into her eyes. Make a concious note of everything about her. The way the light reflects off her skin. How she feels with every brush of your flesh. Amaze her by being amazed by her. Hold off on the animal instincts and actually caress her and take her in.

anyway it is late got to get back to the grind.... no pun intended.

if you try any of these things let me know how it went and what worked for you and what didn't. And if you have any input on skills or any questions by all means post away.

PCZ 'n Beats.

DJ Zerocelcius
 

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one more thing I forgot have fun!!!!!!!!

:D
 

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No no, I wasn't offended, I thought you were being a hater is all and worded it accordingly. I was laughing the whole way through... :D but in the end it was a misunderstanding is all...

The only reason the woman's comments stuck out in my mind was because it was more than the generic 'wow, you that was good.' that woman will spout out most of the time.

I was actually gonna make a poster out of it, myself as a movie, and I was gonna write that out as a review. But then I figured if I left that up that other women might get offended. My roommate loved the idea.

I like your pointers, I've once had sex in a lake... because in the water was the only place where we could do it, and also in the bathtub a couple of times... there's something about sex in water that just feels unbelievably awesome on the penis.
 

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****Warning You can Get STD's From Oral****

I'm always curious, would you get the STD on your genital or mouth & face? I have never seen anyone with STD on their face

I never do oral on a woman ever. Maybe on my wife in the future but never in a casual or not so casual banging. If she had just slept with someone a couple of hours ago, guess what?.........are you ready for this???............you are eating and enjoying some other guys load!!!!


The question is can someone be a great lay without the oral??
 

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I more or less save oral for a woman that I am steadily dating and that I know she's not with another man...

BTW, if she was recently with another man, she will make an excuse to not let your face near her puss.

Well, have you ever seen someone with herpes??? ON their mouth, it's called a cold sore.
 

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yes you can be a good lover with out oral. Not all STD's are visuabile. Plus even the ones that do have visual signs you can just carry with out ever having a outbreak. If you do do it they make oral dams or you can go ol'school and use sellafane, but there are reports that that may not keep out some STD's.

My advise is be as caucious with oral as you are sex.

Now the theory of lick'n is tasting another guy's stick'n. There are things called showers. If the girl you are with dosn't take showers than you should never be with her, but if she dos take showers or baths than the other guy is history with the soap and water.

So if your a fobe about that kinda stuff take your girl to the shower or run her a bubble bath before you get on it.

and to SO Pimp....

No Hateration!!

I re read it and saw where you were comming. I guess what I said was a bit offensive when it came to faking a relationship. I guess for me I don't understand why you would fake a relationship.

Maybe that is somthing some people on here are doing and they could use your help with it. Plus I would like to try to understand why you would fake a relationship.

anyway I wasn't hating, and I give Mad Props to anybody who can get the woman hallering.

PCZ 'N Beats

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Originally posted by zerocelcius
Maybe that is somthing some people on here are doing and they could use your help with it. Plus I would like to try to understand why you would fake a relationship.

anyway I wasn't hating, and I give Mad Props to anybody who can get the woman hallering.

PCZ 'N Beats

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The situation was that the girl I was dating was just became WAYY to needy, and insecure about how I felt about her... told me she loved me every 5min or less. I was just pushed away, I even cheated on this girl and she came back for more. I dumper her, slept with 7 other women that month before talking to her again, she came back for more. She drove 1500km to see me in my new city despite my telling her that things were basically over...

I gave up trying to give her the hint, and basically just stopped talking to her... but when she would finally reach me (when I ansewer my cell without looking at the number). To this day, she would dump ANY guy she was with just for the chance to be with me again... that is what was meant by faking the relationship.

Anyway, on the woman thing, oddly enough I got a text message today from a girl that was STR recently... it said "I just can't stop thinking about the time we spent together..." when 90% of the time we spent together was either having sex or foreplay.
 

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That is way diffrent than I thought. So she was hung up on you and just didn't get the pic.

When you said you faked the relationship I was thinking somthing like in the movie Alfie. Where he was out enjoying being single than came home to his "almost steady thing."
 

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I wont ever believe a girl that it was good unless shes grasping for air while shes saying it. I hate it when i pull out my **** and theyre always like NICE! im like wtf its 6x5 pretty much ****ing average....they will say every bs line in the books of women when you have sex with them.
 
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