I posted an ad on craigslist... look at this reply!

[Vlad the Impaler]

I just posted a normal ad on craigslist.. NOT in the sex section, in the dating section. Look at this reply I just got. Pretty sick.. I'm not bi and I hope her friend isn't a dude.



"hot 19 yrs old here looking for fun in bed only if a guy can come over , bi or curious guy is a plus and if u can meet and do my bestfriend first, then u and me alone at my house ..send me ur pic too.."

her pic:

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1164/babeyb0.gif

 

[DonGorgon]

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[Vlad the Impaler]

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What's the problem?

 

[Warrior74]

LOLOL. Good luck with that. I think you got a man or a troll on your hands. That add is designed to pull in guys...do you really think a hot 19 year old needs to get on craigslist to look for anonamous hookups?

Do you know any woman who writes like that? It sounds like male fantasy writing....

still...try it and report back. Let us know what happens.

 

[Franky Four Fingers]

You know the old saying "if it sound to good to be true...". I actually hope it is real for you but doubtful because theres a lot of bogus stuff on craiglist. I think Warrior74 got it right because of the bi/curious guy part. It sounds like the old bait (the picture) and switch and if you respond okay lets meet, you end up meeting a guy on the other end.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I realize it's probably fake and I got a little over-excited. I'm going to reply in a calm qualifying manner.

You never know though, some girls get their freak on over craigslist.

 

[AKA FLEX]

Probably just a queer looking for penus pics.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Probably just a queer looking for penus pics.

I never understood why guys send pics of their d!ck to girls they don't even know.

Why? I have never gotten the urge to do that.

 

[Axcell]

Probably just a queer looking for penus pics.

Haha.

 

[noirsake]

Probably just a queer looking for penus pics.

Explain to "her" that you are white and if "she" asks for a penis pic, send "her" a pic of a big ol' black one.

 

[Kerpal]

Fake.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

AKA FLEX was right. I'm pretty sure it was a f@g posing as a girl. "She" kept saying if I came over and screwed her male friend, I could then have her.

Disgusting. Damn weirdos.

 

[DonGorgon]

What's the problem?

Its lame.. why did you post this.???????????????

 

[decades]

dude this is a guy wanting to do a "curious" straight guy. notice you have to "do" the GUY first. Then guess what? The girl has to go babysit and you will never lay eyes on her. It's a scam.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Its lame.. why did you post this.???????????????

I am aware of that. I hate myself and want to die.

 

[Mavrick]

I am aware of that. I hate myself and want to die.

I hope you're kidding.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I hope you're kidding.

Don't worry it was a joke. However, I'm not very proud I got excited enough to post about this incident. I really need to get out more.

 

[daygameguy]

online stuff always scares me.. i stay away from online dating.

 

[DonGorgon]

Don't worry it was a joke. However, I'm not very proud I got excited enough to post about this incident. I really need to get out more.

Next time this happens hit "delete" and move on...

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

online stuff always scares me.. i stay away from online dating.

I don't have a problem with it but I have never had any luck with the free sites like Craigslist. Match.com is p/ssy galore but unfortunately I've gone through all the females in my area so I need a new identity.