I Let The Jerk Run WILD

[Pecker]

I think that a crucial part of learning and growing into a DJ is personal transformation, and the biggest aid to transformation is acceptance of the idea that you have not, by any means, learned all there is to know about yourself.

I seem to have a few tricks up my sleeve yet. Namely, being a jerk.

One of my girl friends did something very, VERY rude last night. She used to be my girlfriend, but we've been just friends for several months now, the awkwardness is passed (we were friends before being together).

This doesn't have anything to do with getting her attracted. It has everything to do with refusing to graciously absorb disrespect. When I got home last night I sent her an incredibly angry email, written in the heat of rage.

Basically, she made plans to hang with me my good friend for his last night in town before returning to college. She made these plans mid-week. I called her yesterday at three in the afternoon and told her we should do something around eight. Then my guy friend calls around seven thirty pm. Apparently she had called him and explained that she was in Venice Beach looking for a place to have dinner with her OTHER (israeli) friends. We could either meet them there or wait around to do something around nine.

I call her and give her attitude about it. I tell her it's not cool, our plans were first, etc. But I calm quickly because dinner migt be interesting, and we might do something afterwards.

Dinner is two white guys in the crossfire of endless Hebrew jabbering. We might have said one or two words, total, the entire night. Then after dinner everyone said they were going home. It was around ten. I sent her an incredibly vehement and furious email basically explaining how she is a self-centered, oblivious, disloyal, inconsiderate moron for how she acted last night.

While I am writing this email, the Headgames Chick who I met online who lives five minutes away from me, instant messages me. She says "I'm really stoned if you wanna call." And my response is a swift "I don't."

I think I will seriously start limiting my contact with this ex of mine. She is of no use to me, not even a very special person. She will be offended, play innocent victim, pretend she doesn't know why I'm being so mean, etc, but I won't care. Cry me a river. It's about time I associated with girls who have some inkling, some vague concept of respect and reciprocity.

And I am through!

 

[myfriendblu]

sounds to me you don't like Jewish people

Jewish dudes are cool, but jewish girls are quite the bitc hes though

 

[b's nuts]

Originally posted by Pecker
While I am writing this email, the Headgames Chick who I met online who lives five minutes away from me, instant messages me. She says "I'm really stoned if you wanna call." And my response is a swift "I don't."

um, this was probably a booty call, she specifally let you know that her inhibitions were down, you should have gone and fvcked her.

 

[Pecker]

I AM Jewish, by the way.

But Israeli Americans can be difficult sometmes. They are very clannish, like a pack of wolves.

 

[Starman]

I once ate a bagel

 

[Player_Supreme]

hello, My name is Player Supreme and (holds head up proudly) I am a jerk...yes I am a player...a romantic preditor...a user and an abuser of women...and they like it!

Is you ass man enough?

Remember that episode of Bevis & Buthead were they went to the pound looking for the right dog? They went to the most masculine of dogs and would stick their arm in and if the dog licked it they went to the next dog. When a dog bit the shi*t out of them they chose up that dog.

Biatches are like those too fools, they are looking for a real mutha fu*cka who can handle them. They use “The Test” to select out the weak candidates.

When they test your credentials as a DJ they will do something that will determine if you are worthy or not to wear the crown, and to see how much you will put up with by :
1. Calling yo ass at the last minute to break a date.
2. Biatch will be vague when accepting to spend time with you. Ho might say some **** like “I might have to drop by my parents but I might be open, why don’t you call me to confirm. And if you symp yo ass out and do call her she will be busy.
3. Show up to meet you over coffee & bring a friend or a relative with some **** like “I hope you don’t mind” batting her eye lashes at you. “I hope you don’t mind while I walk the fu*ck out of here then”
4. Yo ass is expecting to tap that ass and she suddenly remembers she gots to stop over at her parents or some weak ass ****. “Ho you gotta do better than that if you wanna hang with me’
5. Or I’m not going to be here this weekend, I’m going away with my ex-oh just to talk.

I collected these variations of the test from a reliable source on Dating. A symp (AFC) will accept what ever crumbs a biatch throws his way. This is like saying your boss just cut your pay by 70% and if you stay then it’s a sure bet that you aren’t in demand at anyother companies around.

Putting up with some **** like this will show her that you don’t have options. Ho’s are like a Bank Of America loan officer. If you look like you need it your sho’ nuff not going to get it.

These trifling ass ho’s will not respect you if you don’t respect yourself. Cha’Ching you’ve just been demoted to the friend zone boy….

So what the fu*ck do you do? You stand yo DJ ass up to the baitch. That doesn’t mean you gotta “cut her head back to the white meat” . Jail is full of gorillia pimps.

Here is what I’ve learned to say. “Ok I understand that you wanna test a nigga, to see if I’ll put up with some **** that women try to put over on a fella. The answer is NO! Using my shaolin icy eye technique (for this you gotta have a black mom to learn this one), that’s your freebie, try some shi*t like this again and your outta her. Do you understand_______then I use her name. This cuts off resistance. Just put it in your own words!

The main thing is that you do not go along with whatever nonsense this biatch is trying to pull on a DJ . Shi*t we are all in this game together. It’s us against them and they have been kicking our asses for sometime. It’s time to even out the score as MillineumBrotha said in a private email to me“AJ 25 Her 0.