I just LJBF a chick and holy sh1t

[Uncharted]

There was a girl in one of my classes who was obviously into me. She would pull me aside, call my name out of a group, lean into me while talking, all the obvious signs.

She is pretty good looking, the best in that classroom but probably HB7 overall. Her personality is kind of weird though - like she seems too smart, and she seems like she'd be b!tchy if you wanted a b1owjob from her. Ever get that vibe? Like an attitude that you know would show up but you haven't seen it yet? So I figured I would flirt with her but wasn't going to pursue anything.

She just called me up about 15 minutes ago.

Her: Hey so, when are we gonna hang out - just me and you?
Me: No we can't do that.
Her: Why not?
Me: Well I'm kind of seeing someone, so we should be just friends.

She went apesh!t. :cuss:

Her: Umm - what the fvck - i had no intentions of anything else! You really think I liked you? You're such an a55hole! Do you think you're God's gift to women?
Me: (hang up)

I had a gut feeling about it. She is psycho. And she probably would have given me grief about sucking my d1ck.

 

[floydb25]

This made me lolz... But yea, I used to be HEAVY into the stuck up, *****y, snobby, negative, prissy girls. The ones that had no low self-esteem, a plethora of issues and insecurities, but dressed and looked like pornstars (skin tight clothes), and were huge, fake, hot skanks. Kind of like, you want to **** them in every which direction, but also want to punch them in the face at the same time. Of course, I did the dumbest thing ever, and tried wifing them all up - literally as they were wanting the **** and *****ing about everything and calling me gay. Never banged any of them like an idiot, but got to deal with all their craziness. :cuss: :box:

 

[JoeMarron]

Hah ironically you probably have a better chance of getting said b1owjob now.

 

[Victory Unlimited]

There was a girl in one of my classes who was obviously into me. She would pull me aside, call my name out of a group, lean into me while talking, all the obvious signs.

She is pretty good looking, the best in that classroom but probably HB7 overall. Her personality is kind of weird though - like she seems too smart, and she seems like she'd be b!tchy if you wanted a b1owjob from her. Ever get that vibe? Like an attitude that you know would show up but you haven't seen it yet? So I figured I would flirt with her but wasn't going to pursue anything.

She just called me up about 15 minutes ago.

Her: Hey so, when are we gonna hang out - just me and you?
Me: No we can't do that.
Her: Why not?
Me: Well I'm kind of seeing someone, so we should be just friends.

She went apesh!t. :cuss:

Her: Umm - what the fvck - i had no intentions of anything else! You really think I liked you? You're such an a55hole! Do you think you're God's gift to women?
Me: (hang up)

I had a gut feeling about it. She is psycho. And she probably would have given me grief about sucking my d1ck.

Speaking from experience, I suspect that the ironic thing about your situation with this girl is this:

If you stay halfway civil to this girl for the next five years or so, she will try to screw you at least 3 times in order to balance out what she feels is a "Rejection Deficit". As I'm sure you're aware, most girls----especially girls who are even slightly above average have no real experience with the harsh reality of rejection. Though they are quite cavalier in how they dish it out-----they often have no body armor designed to "take it' themselves.

So brace yourself for this in the future, bro'. Now that you've been forewarned ("briefed"), you can just sit back and smile whenever she throws sex at you out of revenge, out of hurt feelings, or out basic female ego-----just to see if she can do it.

Have fun.


V.U.

 

[JohnChops]

hahaha I love how she got all defensive because you rejected her in a sense. In that split second she was thinking "What the hell is wrong with me? Oh wait no its not me ITS THIS GUY! Im sexy and this guy is a dirty pig who thinks hes going to fvck me on the first date!" (an after thought: damn I wouldve let him).

Ahhh thats so funny. Good story uncharted.

 

[Zarky]

Keep us updated

 

[VladPatton]

It's amazing. Guys have to sit there and take it like a man on the chin when getting rejected, and these bratty girls, who do the rejection and seem to acquire all the rights to it at birth, can't take it and go apeshıt! Suck it up, sweetheart, it's still a man's world.

 

[Zarky]

Nah, many guys act like d*ckheads when they get rejected too. Including shooting up women's gyms, etc.

Bad behavior is not limited to one gender.

 

[alpha_ash]

Nah, many guys act like d*ckheads when they get rejected too. Including shooting up women's gyms, etc.

Bad behavior is not limited to one gender.

Agreed When I get rejected, I LJBF them and show them how awesome my life is compared to their's. The usually come around but at that point I don't want them. Its like getting revenge for every rejected nerd in this world!

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

Nah, many guys act like d*ckheads when they get rejected too. Including shooting up women's gyms, etc.

Bad behavior is not limited to one gender.

Yes, but millions of men get rejected. Only a few act up. 10's of women get rejected...and they ALL act up.

Slight difference. Women are terrible at handling rejection. They take everything super personal which also makes them terrible managers, execs, CEO's, etc. I have seen men in the workplace take so much sh1t and they turn the other way and shrug it off. Women? :crackup: My god they lie, gossip, back-stab, turn everything about them and act like they are the greatest victim in history.

 

[K-mart]

You know I think I can contribute to this. Women's egos are hilarious.

I have a female roommate. she was into another roommate. Wanted to relationship him up. He rejected/friendzoned her for whatever reason. So of course she's pissed and doesn't know how to deal with it.

.. She comes to me to b1tch and complain and whatever about it. I'm cool, generally don't give a Sh1t and tell her to deal with it, lol. They really don't know how to handle rejection.

Either way her 'rejections-deficit' ticked up to one.

Tells me how she doesn't want just sex, etc. Says she hasn't F'ed in forever and has no intention to. I laugh because I know she's full of sh1t. I'm generally a funny/as$h0l1 to her because I don't want to get into it serious with my roommate

Lo-and behold she comes onto me and I take her to Ace's hardware for pipe cleaning. Hilarious...and now I can nsa fck my roommate. Indifference works in mysterious ways.

 

[Uncharted]

So I told my classmates about this today. Reactions were all over the map but the consensus was that this chick is psycho. They've known her for longer than I have. I'm thinking this might have been one of the first times that she was turned down that coldly.

 

[visions]

There was a girl in one of my classes who was obviously into me. She would pull me aside, call my name out of a group, lean into me while talking, all the obvious signs.

She is pretty good looking, the best in that classroom but probably HB7 overall. Her personality is kind of weird though - like she seems too smart, and she seems like she'd be b!tchy if you wanted a b1owjob from her. Ever get that vibe? Like an attitude that you know would show up but you haven't seen it yet? So I figured I would flirt with her but wasn't going to pursue anything.

She just called me up about 15 minutes ago.

Her: Hey so, when are we gonna hang out - just me and you?
Me: No we can't do that.
Her: Why not?
Me: Well I'm kind of seeing someone, so we should be just friends.

She went apesh!t. :cuss:

Her: Umm - what the fvck - i had no intentions of anything else! You really think I liked you? You're such an a55hole! Do you think you're God's gift to women?
Me: (hang up)

I had a gut feeling about it. She is psycho. And she probably would have given me grief about sucking my d1ck.

women loving dishing it but can't take it

 

[Uncharted]

Update for this thread!

HB: hey
Me: who is this?
HB: micheleeeee!!!! you deleted me??
(I don't respond)
HB: I heard you are dating xxx (other girl in class) now..
Me: are you stalking me or something?
HB: Haaaa... no I was just out with yyy and zzz and they said that xxx really likes you and that you went on a few dates and hooked up..
(I don't respond)
HB: r u mad at me???
Me: why would I be mad?
HB: I dunno... is she your girlfriend??
Me: not exclusive with anyone right now
HB: cool cool... what are you up to this weekend?

I haven't responded. Haha.

 

[lamobatsman]

Update for this thread!

HB: hey
Me: who is this?
HB: micheleeeee!!!! you deleted me??
(I don't respond)
HB: I heard you are dating xxx (other girl in class) now..
Me: are you stalking me or something?
HB: Haaaa... no I was just out with yyy and zzz and they said that xxx really likes you and that you went on a few dates and hooked up..
(I don't respond)
HB: r u mad at me???
Me: why would I be mad?
HB: I dunno... is she your girlfriend??
Me: not exclusive with anyone right now
HB: cool cool... what are you up to this weekend?



I haven't responded. Haha.

What if the convo was reversed and the guy was hb and hb was him? Is it beta then?

 

[Uncharted]

What if the convo was reversed and the guy was hb and hb was him? Is it beta then?

Absolutely!! Textbook beta. Except the chick would probably want more attention. I couldn't care less.

 

[5string]

Update for this thread!

HB: hey
Me: who is this?
HB: micheleeeee!!!! you deleted me??
(I don't respond)
HB: I heard you are dating xxx (other girl in class) now..
Me: are you stalking me or something?
HB: Haaaa... no I was just out with yyy and zzz and they said that xxx really likes you and that you went on a few dates and hooked up..
(I don't respond)
HB: r u mad at me???
Me: why would I be mad?
HB: I dunno... is she your girlfriend??
Me: not exclusive with anyone right now
HB: cool cool... what are you up to this weekend?

I haven't responded. Haha.

I don't understand. She's serving it to you on a plate. Why not hit it a time or two? You could walk away any time.

 

[Night-hawk]

This reminds of the time I was at a music festival. This gorgeous gal came along, walking around like she is top ****. I go up to her and chat for a minute, eventually I mention how she is 'average looking'. There must have been a fuse that short circuited because she went bananas. What! She goes and going up to random guys and asking them if they think she is average, as if this was an arrow to her sense of self. As if all her endless compliments were but glowing embers to the fire this little comment sparked in her. Granted, I did this because i wanted to see her response and it was not surprising. After she mentions something along the lines of 'should we go and make out would that make you think I'm hot'. I said 'maybe'. But before I knew it she hopped in a car and left, probably because she had an appetite for validation and wanted to get some entitlement back.

 

[Hydrak]

Womens selfconfidence is as fragile as a twig, its quite easy to exploit. Even the bishes who walk around like they own the world can change in just a few seconds if you play your cards right.

And yes, LJBF does wonder. It makes the chick think you arent interested in her looks/you have other options.

 

[The Duke]

This thread makes me giggle like a school girl. The stuff in this thread is so true. Heard all of this so many times.

A few weeks ago, I had an ex girlfriend I dated 3yrs ago text me. I didn't have her name in my phone anymore, but I recognized the number. I confirmed her number so I knew it was her for sure. Then I played the "I don't know who you are" card with her. Told her I didn't know anybody with her name. She assumed she contacted the correct person and catapulted into psycho biatch mode blaming me for her "hurt feelers" because I didn't still have her number. She told me how upset she was and I was an a$$hole like always blah blah blah.

lol, women. they are what they are. They will never be above men.