So, I was talking to this girl today and she was really acting like a b1tch for no reason at all. I basically picked up that this relationship wasn't worth my time. Anyways, she was saying that I'm too full of myself and sh1t (Not really, it's just that one of her close friends doesn't like me at all so yeah lol) So rather than drag it out, I did the only thing that seemed right; I Kept the ****iest most full of myself "I don't give a sh1t" attitude ever. And now she hates me! She even blocked me on IM! But It's okay because I Fvcking LOVE MYSELF! AHAHA!!!
Excerpt from the awesomest convo EVER!:
Her: "you think everyone fvcking adores and will jump at the opportunity to talk to you. you're not my bestfriend and you're not close to me sooo i dont excited to talk to you, in short. I dont mind it. just dont expect me to be all like "OMG EDGE OMGOMGOMG HOW ARE YOU OMG""
TheEdgeOfAwesomeness: "Everyone should fvcking jump in joy to hear from me! I'm just that awesome! lol"
Her: "you do realize its things like these that you say that makes most of us cringe at your presence..right?" (She never does that lol. LIAR!)
*At this point I realize that the only thing I'm going to get from this is a good laugh, so I decide to get that laugh!*
TheEdgeOfSanity: "You do realize that I don't give a sh1t what any of you guys think, right? Or anyone else for that matter. 'Cause you guys can try to tell me I'm obnoxious and that too full of myself. And you can try to rain on my parade. But guess what! I've Got fvcking Giant Umbrellas so you can't touch me!"
Oh My God, I love myself! That was awesome. There may never be anything between us again, but sh1t man, that was worth it!
Excerpt from the awesomest convo EVER!:
Her: "you think everyone fvcking adores and will jump at the opportunity to talk to you. you're not my bestfriend and you're not close to me sooo i dont excited to talk to you, in short. I dont mind it. just dont expect me to be all like "OMG EDGE OMGOMGOMG HOW ARE YOU OMG""
TheEdgeOfAwesomeness: "Everyone should fvcking jump in joy to hear from me! I'm just that awesome! lol"
Her: "you do realize its things like these that you say that makes most of us cringe at your presence..right?" (She never does that lol. LIAR!)
*At this point I realize that the only thing I'm going to get from this is a good laugh, so I decide to get that laugh!*
TheEdgeOfSanity: "You do realize that I don't give a sh1t what any of you guys think, right? Or anyone else for that matter. 'Cause you guys can try to tell me I'm obnoxious and that too full of myself. And you can try to rain on my parade. But guess what! I've Got fvcking Giant Umbrellas so you can't touch me!"
Oh My God, I love myself! That was awesome. There may never be anything between us again, but sh1t man, that was worth it!