I havent had sex in 3 months..about to die

[frivolousz21]

my hormones are raging..I could kill a animal

the longest ive went without sex since 17 is 4 months but I was high as a kite all day back then so i didnt care.

but now im dying.

my fiance is 8 and half months along.

so it will be atleast 2 months before we do it again.

I hope my son takes my mind off the extra test..I have.


damn!

I just thought id vent

 

[speed dawg]

Buy a porno

 

[DJDamage]

Why can't you hit that when she is pregnant??

 

[Kerpal]

I wish I had your problem. It's been almost 2 years for me, and that was the only girl I've ever had sex with.

 

[MikeViper]

And my threads get locked. Haven't had sex in 3 monthes? Do something about it.

 

[virtual_insanity]

dude, some fat people NEVER get laid, quit you're god damn whining and be thankful for what u have

 

[spider_007]

look at it this way, when you finaly do it; I'LL BE MIND "BLOWING"

Don't jerk it eather.

 

[frivolousz21]

look at it this way, when you finaly do it; I'LL BE MIND "BLOWING"

Don't jerk it eather.

haha, I cant beat off again..I am tired of that..its hard to even get in the mood for that.

but every woman I see im like DAMN.

yea it will be mind blowing..if we arent arugeing to no end.

relationships seem to be 10000 times harder without sex

 

[frivolousz21]

not that we are argue now..but there are times where im thinking OMG stupid woman

 

[wayword]

What's wrong with her 2 other holes?

 

[Royal Elite]

i C u got myspace..

Big friv..hit me up on my myspace..itz http://www.myspace.com/faminedadon ...peaze...

 

[Desdinova]

Why can't you hit that when she is pregnant??

It's recommended that you don't have sex when you're close to term. It might cause her to go into premature labour.

 

[Centaurion]

What's wrong with her 2 other holes?

This man speaks the truth.

 

[( . )( . )]

What's wrong with her 2 other holes?

Shes a god nut isnt she? And this chump wouldnt have a clue how to make her anyway I'm guessing.

It's recommended that you don't have sex when you're close to term. It might cause her to go into premature labour.

Pssh is that what theyre telling the beta providers nowadays?

 

[KarmaSutra]

It's recommended that you don't have sex when you're close to term. It might cause her to go into premature labour.

Only if your c0ck resembles a babies arm!

 

[Lars Porsenna]

Hm... more interesting what the child would have to say about that... )) sitting all peacefully in his womb there, suddenly being visited by his daddy´s ****.. traumatizing, I would think)

 

[cjyogz]

Why can't you hit that when she is pregnant??

Lol. Either the baby will bite the end of his willy off (yes, withs its gums) or it'll suffere severe brain damage.

Haha, just think of the sex when the baby arrives, it'll be none stop for days in a row

 

[spider_007]

Shes a god nut isnt she? And this chump wouldnt have a clue how to make her anyway I'm guessing.
Pssh is that what theyre telling the beta providers nowadays?

Tit-chump got a nut in the mouth from his daddy, no wonder he is f-ed up.

Haha, just think of the sex when the baby arrives, it'll be none stop for days in a row

he might have to wait a little more after the baby arives. Remember, she needs to heal. She is streached out to the max. And on top of that you got crying baby, 3am feedings, and wife with raging hormones.....Im starting to feels sorry for the dude.

 

[DJDamage]

It's recommended that you don't have sex when you're close to term. It might cause her to go into premature labour.

Yeah but Friv didn't have sex for 3 months. The 5th month of the pregnancy, that is not close to term.

http://ca.askmen.com/love/love_tip_250/259b_love_tip.html

when to stop

She should know at what month to stop having sex, as the doctor will advise her about it. But if you need to be sure, accompany her to her doctor's appointments.
Some doctors recommend that all women stop having sex during the final weeks of pregnancy. This is just as a safety precaution, because semen contains a chemical that may actually stimulate contractions.

Most doctors advise that you stop having sexual intercourse with her if she is at risk of:

A premature birth or labor
A condition called placenta pravia (Where part of the placenta is covering the cervix)

what to expect during & after sex

Sometimes we feel responsible if pregnant women have certain symptoms or pains during or after having sex that they normally wouldn't feel. But they are not caused by you per se, but rather the situation. These symptoms could include cramps, abdominal pain or even light contractions.

Women often experience mild contractions during sex and when having an orgasm, but these contractions are false alarms, and are not powerful enough to start labor unless it's imminent. These contractions may continue for about half an hour after sex. They are not dangerous to her or the baby.

Her uterus may experience spasms during sex which are different from contractions. This is normal and not dangerous.

She may feel some pain during or after sex if the fetus' head is situated deep in her pelvis. This is not worrisome.

She may get cramps during and after an orgasm. Sometimes this is combined with a backache. This is to be expected and is not a sign of any problem.

labor of love

Sex can be quite pleasurable while she's pregnant, for you and for her. Unless the doctor tells her otherwise, sex during pregnancy is safe for her and the baby. So don't feel bad about indulging.

 

[A-Unit]

Re:

I was gonna say, she's got a mouth, 2 hands, 2 feet, and an arsehole. It must be a sham, but girls NOW say women are horny when they're prego. Evidently not. Moreover, she could beat you off, or something. And her **** is still working, perhaps MORE sensitive.

Buy some books on the topic. Most catholic irish mothers didn't wait as long AFTER having the child to pop out 8 more, why should you, a DJ?

Good luck with that. Or, just pop some roofies and enjoy finding different holes at night.


A-Unit