Alright. I AM SO FVCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW. I have just been utterly betrayed by one of my very good friends, and I need to vent.
Here's the story. I have known this guy, Matt for a really long time, and I hang out with him more than anyone else. Last night, we had a small "get together" where Matt came over and brought his female friend Jenny, and there was another girl, Rachel who was supposed to come but didn't. Before this, Matt had told me I should stay away from Rachel because he wanted to go out with her. I said fine, whatever.
As the night went on, and Rachel couldn't come, I started macking on Jenny. It's all going well - I'm being a nice guy, the center of attention, everyone is laughing at my jokes, etc, and Jenny is all over me.
Next comes a truly amazing series of ****blocks that simply boggles the mind. It's around 3AM, and we're all starting to get kinda tired. Matt is looking worse of than the rest of us, so I suggest he go to my guest bedroom and fall asleep (which would leave me conveniently with Jenny). He refuses, instead staying on the couch where all 3 of us have been sitting this entire time. ****block #1.
I get annoyed with this arrangement and move over to a different, slightly smaller couch, and Jenny joins me.. We leave Matt to go to sleep on the first couch, while we get ready for a heavy-duty hookup. However, instead of being nice and cooperating, Matt instead chooses to STAY UP and go and look at us on the other couch every few minutes. ****block #2.
Alright, fine. I get a blanket and lay it over me and the girl, and I finger her for awhile until we both fall asleep (it's around 5AM now). We wake up at 7:30, and whaddaya know... Matt is STILL UP. No action for me. This entire time, Matt refuses for any reason to leave and give me any privacy with Jenny. Not even once. ****block #3. I manage to finger the girl again, but am left with blue balls.
After that, Matt starts insisting they have to leave (he gave the girl a ride to my house). Why? Beats me. He doesn't have to be anywhere, none of us are doing anything, and my house is as nice as any. They left about 15 minutes ago, and I am now writing this message. ****block #4.
What PARTICULARLY pisses me off about this is that in the past I have actively HELPED this guy to get action. I have hosted parties exclusively so he could get with some girl, I even lent him my room so he could watch movies with a girl, and I never came in once. And this is how he repays me... By denying me action with a girl that was obviously super-into me, and would have been a really great lay. Oh, and did I mention that this guy was drinking my booze and smoking my weed this entire time, which he didn't chip in for at all?
The girl was completely into me too, which just makes it even worse. She was talking about how much she wants to fvck me, for chrissakes. She also happens to be thin, flexible, and by her own description, very kinky in bed and loves giving head.
When she left, I gave her my number, and on the other side of the paper, I wrote the definition for ****block: "when your friend does everything possible to stop you from getting laid, aka the greatest act of betrayal, aka SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE BLEEDING LATER."
What should I do about this guy?
Here's the story. I have known this guy, Matt for a really long time, and I hang out with him more than anyone else. Last night, we had a small "get together" where Matt came over and brought his female friend Jenny, and there was another girl, Rachel who was supposed to come but didn't. Before this, Matt had told me I should stay away from Rachel because he wanted to go out with her. I said fine, whatever.
As the night went on, and Rachel couldn't come, I started macking on Jenny. It's all going well - I'm being a nice guy, the center of attention, everyone is laughing at my jokes, etc, and Jenny is all over me.
Next comes a truly amazing series of ****blocks that simply boggles the mind. It's around 3AM, and we're all starting to get kinda tired. Matt is looking worse of than the rest of us, so I suggest he go to my guest bedroom and fall asleep (which would leave me conveniently with Jenny). He refuses, instead staying on the couch where all 3 of us have been sitting this entire time. ****block #1.
I get annoyed with this arrangement and move over to a different, slightly smaller couch, and Jenny joins me.. We leave Matt to go to sleep on the first couch, while we get ready for a heavy-duty hookup. However, instead of being nice and cooperating, Matt instead chooses to STAY UP and go and look at us on the other couch every few minutes. ****block #2.
Alright, fine. I get a blanket and lay it over me and the girl, and I finger her for awhile until we both fall asleep (it's around 5AM now). We wake up at 7:30, and whaddaya know... Matt is STILL UP. No action for me. This entire time, Matt refuses for any reason to leave and give me any privacy with Jenny. Not even once. ****block #3. I manage to finger the girl again, but am left with blue balls.
After that, Matt starts insisting they have to leave (he gave the girl a ride to my house). Why? Beats me. He doesn't have to be anywhere, none of us are doing anything, and my house is as nice as any. They left about 15 minutes ago, and I am now writing this message. ****block #4.
What PARTICULARLY pisses me off about this is that in the past I have actively HELPED this guy to get action. I have hosted parties exclusively so he could get with some girl, I even lent him my room so he could watch movies with a girl, and I never came in once. And this is how he repays me... By denying me action with a girl that was obviously super-into me, and would have been a really great lay. Oh, and did I mention that this guy was drinking my booze and smoking my weed this entire time, which he didn't chip in for at all?
The girl was completely into me too, which just makes it even worse. She was talking about how much she wants to fvck me, for chrissakes. She also happens to be thin, flexible, and by her own description, very kinky in bed and loves giving head.
When she left, I gave her my number, and on the other side of the paper, I wrote the definition for ****block: "when your friend does everything possible to stop you from getting laid, aka the greatest act of betrayal, aka SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE BLEEDING LATER."
What should I do about this guy?
