"I have a boyfriend." How do you respond?

[Taoist]

Re: Re: "I have a boyfriend." How do you respond?

Originally posted by EquityPrivate
Two problems. The first is the approach. Second is the BF problem.

Here's how this should play:

You: "We should get together this week. I'm headed to the burn ward at the hospital for some volunteer work on Wednesday and the Tractor Pull on Thursday. The tractor pull is going to be amazing because Grave Digger is making a comeback! Which one do you want to go to?"
Her: "Oh, sorry. I have a boyfriend."
You: "Well, he's definitely not invited. I bet he's not even a Grave Digger fan and has no feelings for burned children." *Smile* *Pause* "So, Thursday or Wednesday?" *Hold out pen and paper.*

Note: Never ask for the number. Just make it required.

Brilliant

 

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her: "oh sorry i have a bf."
you: "so?"

 

[solo1]

interesting reponses so far.

The ones i like the best are:
"when are you guys getting married?"
"that's too bad"
"so?"

And here's a good one i just remembered from sometime in the past, not completely sure how it went but it's something like this:


" Im not asking your bf im asking you."
"oh, but he's not the one im interested in..."