I got the boot....

[mahon83050]

This is what a chick just wrote to me on myspace. We hung out three times (only one was a real date) had intercourse the second time and fooled around the third time. (I slept over both times)

"I just wanted to let you know that I'm not in a good place to date anyone right now. I have a lot on my mind and many things I need to work on."


I am not upset because my IL dropped to about 25% after our last meeting, I never called her since Friday and kind of acted uninterested.

I wonder if she dumped me first because she knew what was coming.

 

[Rata Blanca]

Bleh, just cut all contact.

 

[Dilberto]

She is bowing-out, because all she really wanted was some meaningless nookie. Don't take it personal, bud. At least you got some. She is nothing but a man-collector. Move on, and sever contact......NEXT!

 

[joekerr31]

she bailed because the sex sucked.

no offense man, but if you had rocked her world she wouldn't be bailing on you.

 

[Nouse4one]

get with her friend

What is IL?

 

[KarmaSutra]

What is IL?

Interest Level.

And I have to agree with Joekerr, she bailed because you probably hit that thing too soft.

Make it hurt, just a little. Make it memorable even for the next guy to plug her.

 

[mahon83050]

Interest Level.

And I have to agree with Joekerr, she bailed because you probably hit that thing too soft.

Make it hurt, just a little. Make it memorable even for the next guy to plug her.

We only had sex the one time. I tried to go down on her, but she stunk a little down there.

She was not that good herself and I am not sure if I agree with your comments.

 

[Dilberto]

Negligence of feminine hygiene- is a poor excuse for tuna fish. Try an asian girl- they never stink down there(mama taught them all to clean their coochie 3x daily)......yeah, that girl sure needed to, "work on herself!"

 

[D!ck Ramsey]

My guess is that she didn't orgasm.

Did you pull her hair? Grab/spank her ass? Tell her dirty things in her ear? Hit it doggystyle while playing with her ****? Tease her with shallow penetration? Ram it in good? Did you flip her around? Initiate change in positions? Grab/suck/bite the titties? Choke and then punch her in the ribs? (woops..that only works for the super-hoes)

Meh.. sounds like there just wasnt much chemistry. Plus she has fish-crotch. Ultimately not worth sweating over.

NEXT!

 

[Bible_Belt]

Chickspeak:
"I just wanted to let you know that I'm not in a good place to date anyone right now. I have a lot on my mind and many things I need to work on."

English:
There's no way I can tolerate a typical clingy wuss borefriend. If you are at my house all the time, you will get annoying. However, if you don't bother me about it, we can still have sex occasionally.

Reply to her that you were thinking the exact same thing, and that you are glad she feels that way. Play it right, and you leave open a good chance of a booty call sometime down the road.

 

[KarmaSutra]

We only had sex the one time. I tried to go down on her, but she stunk a little down there.

She was not that good herself and I am not sure if I agree with your comments.

Well then be more forthcoming with what happened. If she smelled like two badgers doing jui-jitsu in her snatch then you had better leave that sh!t alone.

If she isn't any good in the sack do away with her. And what the fvck are you doing on goddamned MySpace hunting chicks anyway? You live in the woods in Kentucky?

 

[mahon83050]

Well then be more forthcoming with what happened. If she smelled like two badgers doing jui-jitsu in her snatch then you had better leave that sh!t alone.

If she isn't any good in the sack do away with her. And what the fvck are you doing on goddamned MySpace hunting chicks anyway? You live in the woods in Kentucky?

Yea, I really do not care that she got rid of me, the feeling was mutual. I wasn't very aggressive in bed either. Anyways, when you are not really into eating snatch and the girl has no boobs, your options are limited.

I met this chick through myspace because we had a mutual friend on our friend list. Where I live in NJ sucks and there is nothing going on. If it were not for myspace, I never would of gotten laid in the first place.