I got robbed yesterday...

[tigre]

Yesterday was my friends birthday and we went to a club,needless to say I got wasted. Then about 4 am I left the club alone, and had this crazy idea to walk back to my house,its like 1 km away. So I start walking, stumbling into cars and **** and when im crossing this little bridge over this canal, 3 motherfvckers creep on my from my back and one of them pushed me or something I cant remember and I fall down on my ass and then he holds me down by my shoulders so I cant stand up. while hes fag ass friends empty my pockets(luckily they didnt steal my wallet since I was sitting down) and they stole my 360$ watch and my silver bracelet. Meanwhile I was trying to fight them but couldnt since I was so fvcking wasted, when they let go of my arms , the first thing I did was reach for my knife(I always carry a little pocket knife, well its more like a shank, that looks like a pen)and after struggling to open the stupid knife, I got it open and swinged at one of the guys back part of hes knee, but he moved and I missed. then the fags started running and I chased them. ahaha I crossed the avenue,without even looking if cars were coming or not. and ran after them thefastest I can , I even tripped and fell but got up and chased,them. but they got away.

luckily I saw my cousin who was eating nearby with his friend and we searched for the guys in his jeep,I was gonna **** em up with a baseball bat, but didnt find them.So then my cousin takes me home and I tell my mother what happened and then got my pistol and was about to leave on my car to look for the homos that robbed me, thats when my mom freaked out and called myuncle, and she took the car keys from me and I had to wait till my uncle got to my house and then we went looking for the guys that robbed me but didnt find them. the end. what sucks the most is that they stole my cel with all my numbers n sh1t. so anyone else have stories about you being mugged or mugging someone, please share.sorry for not writting in correct paragraphs, im just too lazy.

 

[bbestar]

About a month ago, me and my coworkers were leaving the store. Just before we got into the car, some random ni^^a comes running across the street with a 9mm from the church. By the way, this is on a sunday about 6:30 pm, and dark already.

I didn't realize we were getting robbed cause i was on the opposite side of the parking lot.

He goes straight for my coworker with the deposit, hits him on the head with the gun and pushes him to the ground, pointing the gun in his face saying give me the money

For a minute i thought my coworker was goin to fight him cause he is strong but after a few seconds he gave him the deposit money, and he ran back to the church into the hood.

$4000 dollars we lost that day, we called the police and I kept it cool, after about 20 minutes I realized that my friend could have died at that moment, and it was complete shock for me.

 

[I_Only_Live_Once]

bbestar, you're also a jesus freak, so getting killed wouldn't be a problem since you think you're going to heaven. If you really believed what you believe, then even if someone put a gun to your head, you wouldn't care.

 

[Soprano]

getting robbed must suck man

i somehow managed to have avoided it despite being in lots of wrong places at wrong times for long periods of time. i guess being a giant hulking freak of nature pays off sometimes. but guns > fists, can happen to anyone


sorry to hear bout it, luckily they didnt beat u down or anything ***** like that

 

[diplomatic_lies]

I've been robbed several times. Luckily it was non-violent (usually they ride by in a motorbike, slice your backpack straps with a knife, then ride away). Also had my pocket picked a few times, but now I carry my wallet with a metal chain so it can't be cut.

Worst is when the little girls try to steal your wallet, if you beat them up, other people think you're a bastard. Or else they go crying to some cop and tell them YOU tried to mug them.

Kids these days.

 

[Mr. Unique]

two years ago, I had some faggot wanabe thug try to yank my skateboard after school, He failed running miserably. I got my board back thanks to my friend who was talking to some chick at the time, but what the kid didnt know was that this guy who saw the whole thing came and aproached me, AND he knew exactly were he lived, The fag who tried to steal my board ended up with a broken window and a brick thrown in his house it felt so good. and I never got caught. I owe that kid one.

 

[backbreaker]

1. never walk anywhere any type of distance at night by yourself, or if you can at all

2. Never keep more than say... 20 dollars on you at all times, if you can help it.

I have an Amex card just for that, if I get robbed, I would gladly give it up, and just call Amex the next morning and get the card cancelled.. amex is just like having cash

My house was broken into recently, but I have never been robbed point blank... I am good at parking in lighted areas, watching my suroundings... people lick at their chops for opprotunties like that

I took karate for a long time growing up, but if I get robbed it's not an ego contest.. just give them want they want and live to fight another day.. or better yet, just live.

Just like when my house was broken into.. I know who did it.. the exact person.. however, my insurance covered everything in my house but like 100 dollars in cash.. and what do I gain in the long term by turning the guy in.. I just moved and lived to fight another day.

I mean, regardless if the guys are punks or not or if you think you can take them or what not, you don't know if one of them is stupid enough to be strapped or not and that can be the end of your life like that, because of a bad split second decision you made.

 

[Nexxus]

in the past year, my phone has been pickpocketted 3x
my wallet jacked once

nuthin' else really... never got stolen in a straight up fight or nuthin

PS - always keep some money in your socks if you go somewhere in the night, anywhere, since if you get jacked and you aint got no ride with the 20 or dollars in your sock you can get yaself a taxi back home

 

[reyalp]

when i was walking back to my car from bourbon st about a month ago, i had a guy run up on me and punch me in the back of the head. i keep a razor knife (one of those sheffield ones) in my jacket pen pocket on my sleeve, so that came out in a flash and i started swinging it. i know for sure i got the dude's hand with it. he took off running like a bat out of hell, i took off following the blood trail and eventually the adrenaline ran out and i started getting tired. i went ahead and called the cops. they showed up and we followed the blood trail until we found half a bloody t-shirt on the ground, there was no blood after that, i guess the dude tied it up with his shirt. filed a report, they gave me a ride to my car.

i learned my lesson, now i park as close as i can to bourbon st, even if it costs me $5. plus i take a buddy with me 99% of the time.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Originally posted by backbreaker
I mean, regardless if the guys are punks or not or if you think you can take them or what not, you don't know if one of them is stupid enough to be strapped or not and that can be the end of your life like that, because of a bad split second decision you made.

Especially if you live (or plan to travel through) a 3rd world country. Most of the muggers there would gladly give up their lives to rob you. We're talking about people who're gonna die if they don't eat in the next few days...

 

[bbestar]

Originally posted by I_Only_Live_Once
bbestar, you're also a jesus freak, so getting killed wouldn't be a problem since you think you're going to heaven. If you really believed what you believe, then even if someone put a gun to your head, you wouldn't care.

I have nothing to Lose, and everything to Gain.

If it is my time to go then it is, but I have full confidence and full assurance cause Its not upto how much good works I do or how much religion I have to get to heaven.

It is accepting what God has done for me, accepting his free gift of eternal life, thats all you need.

I know you understand life, son. You can plan all you want but you can never know whats around that corner or just ahead in your way.

But what we know is, what is right now. Right now you have the oppurtunity to find what you been looking for all your life. Friend lets be reasonable, about what you think about the Bible, God and Jesus Christ, and consider what he has said to you.

 

[backbreaker]

i mean, I've been in situtations where guys would pull guns on other guys just becasue of bruised egos... I had one guy try to fight me...unsuccessfuly I might add, just because his GF of a year was at sonic with me... and we didn't even like each other, we just were shooting the breeze.

You have to treat robbers like total AFC's.. you don't know what situtation brought them to rob YOU.. you don't know if they are crazy enough to have a gun and if they are crazy enough to use it.

Just like the time about 6 months ago I went to a house party, and this guy was trying to be cool and sucker punched this dude, who happened to be a crip... so the dude left, came back and pulled a gun on him.. needless to say half the people there, including the dude, were scared ****less.. just goes to show, you pick your battles.. wisely I might add

 

[I_Only_Live_Once]

Originally posted by bbestar
I have nothing to Lose, and everything to Gain.

Then you should be overjoyed if someone points a gun to your head since you think you're gaining, but I doubt you'd be like that.

Originally posted by bbestar
But what we know is, what is right now.

Exactly, and right now you don't know what happens after a person dies, you just THINK what happens based on your beliefs. If you die and find out that a different path was right and yours was wrong and you will be sent to punishment, what then?

 

[ethnomethodologist]

LOL, I don't know if that is excellent troll material or not, but it sure as hell works! THis has been tagged as emotion drivel

I used to pickpocket rich people, scam AFCs, search for openable windows without any cameras scanning them, and walk around holding a duffle bag to get food for lunch. I was a hella thief as a kid, didn't go public with it though since I was so damned scared of people seeing me as being a bad boy If I only knew what it meant to be a bad boy than

Yeah well, here's a quick mugging story from me. Pathetically funny to me, I probably won't write it properly, since I too am lazy.

I was at a halloween dance a few years back. On my way to go back inside from a cigggy some punk decides to throw a wrap around punch to me. He grabbed my face and pulled a double clean fishhook on my cheeks and hurtled me backwards. He grabbed my hair and pulled me down the flight of stairs and than kicked me in the side. All of this happened in front of about 30 kids all watching with learning eyes.

I tried to stand up but the guy must have pulled a few punches beyond what I can even recall. I felt like I was drugged, drunk, crazy, or sleeping, I couldn't feel pain or walk straight. I started swinging at the guy like a wildman, arms swinging wide and slow, throwing punches from blocks without transferring energy with thrust. I look back and felt like a little girl.

Out of nowhere the cops showed up and do you know what they did? They told the guy to get lost, they said he threw the first punch, I should just be allowed to go back inside.

Well the guy left, guess he chickened out when the cops came around. I was still dazed so I walk back up the stairs and tried to get back into the dance. The damned doordude tells me to get away and clean up my face. I touched it and there indeed was blood flowing freely and I could now feel the warmth of it flowing down underneath my jacket. One of my friends saw me and decided to escort me to a safe house...

As I walked with my friend we noticed we had some slackies behind us. I tried to run, but I couldn't do anything productive with my legs made of rubber. The guys caught up to us. I'd say I was pissed at my friend for running away, but I'm not, I respect his decision to protect himself first to this day, it would have been stupid for him to stand up to 5 guys.

When they caught up to us one of em decides to kick me in the head to say hello. I fall to the ground immediately, when I stuck out my hand to lift myself up another guy kicked it out from under me. I must have looked so funny with my face in the snow blubbering I actually cried:crackup:

Two of the guys grabbed my arms and pulled me up, I got a flurry of punches to my face and body. Damn did it ever hurt, I am amazed I didn't black out from the pain.

One chump asks me "what the fvck?!?!" I mumbled something in a sad as a dog tone "why did you fight my friend?" damned bastard didn't know sh!t all I thought, what's he talkin bout... "fvcker, gimme your money" So I pulled out my wallet and emptied my pockets onto the ground. Asholes checked me and patted me down to see if I was hiding anything. I stood there without socks on in -40 weather, I wanted the night to be over with...

Here's the funny part. After all the worked the guys did, it turned out to be a waste of time. They looked everywhere and found nothing.

Well nothing except six cents. Canadian cents too

 

[Bible_Belt]

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