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I got a funny reaction before sex last night.

Eminem

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So I finally got this chick alone that I have been Djing for a while now. We are actually over a friends house. I was talking to this chick all night and it was getting late. So my friend says they are hitting the sack and if me and this girl want to hang we could for as long as we want. So I talk to her more and I kiss her firm on the lips. She starts getting all touchy so I tell her lets go in the guest room. We get in there and the lights are all off except for a night light. I get her clothes off and feeling on her awesome body, she had some great t!ts. So I eat her out and I'm getting excited. She pulls off my shirt and then gets on her knees and pulls down my pants. Along came my boxers, she looks right at my d!ck that was about 75% hard and says, holy sh!t.

I said "what?"

She can't get it in her mouth so she starts lipping it, I was thinking oh man am I going to kill this girls insides!

So anyway, I work on her a little bit more, because small girls need to get real relaxed for me. I straddle her and tell her to put a condom on me. She had a trojan, she rips the dam thing trying to stretch it over my c0ck. Then I gave her a magnum and she is trying to grip it with her fingers but can't get them all the way around, so I rolled the rest if it.

This is where it got fun....

I dip the head in a little bit and she squirms. Then I work that for a few, because I don't want to make her run. I finally get it to her cervix point and she is moaning. I'm digging because the girl is fly and she is so dam tight. She tells me I feel like I'm in her ass.

Has that happen to anyone before?

When it was all done, I banged her 3 times last night. She told me after that she had a kid and she thought she could handle me better than she thought because she has had a kid before. She finally said she felt like she was crowning!?

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b_elusive_eyes

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It sounds more like you were trippin on acid and had your little brother bent over the couch and you were boning his poor ass!!!! OUCH!!!
 

Kwah

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YOU MONTSTER!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!!!! :p

If half of what you said is true I am amused.
 

Eminem

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Ok Sailorgirl,

Come up to Mass and I will show you made up my lovely little lady. :D

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Shadow Dancer

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Originally posted by b_elusive_eyes
It sounds more like you were trippin on acid and had your little brother bent over the couch and you were boning his poor ass!!!! OUCH!!!

hahhahahhahahaha
 

Slickster

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You know what they say about guys who brag about how big their d*cks are?
 

blong1068

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Originally posted by Eminem
Ok Sailorgirl,

Come up to Mass and I will show you made up my lovely little lady. :D

E
Can I come too?
 
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