I don't think I like giving oral sex.

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I'm pretty new to this and I must say, the ***** smells. I mean shes not an unhygenic girl at all. Even after a shower, once those juices get flowin, its just not a smell I really care for. I think its rather gross.

Anybody know what I'm talkin about? Do all women have the same kind of smell?
 

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hellfire45 said:
Do all women have the same kind of smell?
Yes, and no. The basic Copulin scent stays pretty close, but then there are influences from diet, state of health, and basic immune group etc. that will add difference to the scent.
 

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PVssy smells like Pvsssy bro, get over it...

I personally get turned on by the scent, I stick my nose in it once its all juicy and sniff that sh!t like its cocain, I'd drink it out of a coke bottle if I could ;)


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I remember last year I was having a drunken one night stand type thing and the girl wanted me to go down on her. The problem was that I could smell her chacha from 5 feet away, even through her panties (it was after a long night of dancing and she was really wet). It had the distinctive smell of Riceroni, and it still haunts me to this day. Needless to say I didn't do it and just used the old fingers. That was actually my only experience with a pvssy so far, but I sure hope they aren't all like that.
 

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I guess I'll have to just get over it, I mean im a sex newbie so I guess I'm just not used to it yet.
 

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Let me kind of veer off topic...

DO NOT EVER EAT A GIRL OUT BEFORE HER PERIOD

I eat my girl all the time, but never in my life have I ever tasted ***** like before she got on her period mannnnn. Usually its kinda sweet, but before the period it gets a bitter taste like ginger and vinegar ughhhh seriously i'm just warning you fellas now before a female ever convinces you to do this...

STAAAY AWAAAY


-Cod3r
 

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Cod3r said:
Let me kind of veer off topic...

DO NOT EVER EAT A GIRL OUT BEFORE HER PERIOD

I eat my girl all the time, but never in my life have I ever tasted ***** like before she got on her period mannnnn. Usually its kinda sweet, but before the period it gets a bitter taste like ginger and vinegar ughhhh seriously i'm just warning you fellas now before a female ever convinces you to do this...

STAAAY AWAAAY


-Cod3r

Bahahah this is classic.
 

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I remember the first time I went down on a girl, I damn near threw up. And that was GOOD *****. I hate the samn smell. HOwever, you gotta do what you gotta do.

here is what you do, find the damn ball (at the top, always at the top) and just play with that.. it a) is the most effective way to get the girl off, and b) you get as little wiff as possible of the sent.. everyonce in a while I will go in the "pool' but I hold my breth and it's not for long. The only time I don't like doing it if that's the case is when she has hair... I don't do the whole hair thing really
 

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OMG...Rice-a-Roni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit

LoL:crackup:
 

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LMAO!!!
This thread is too fvckin funny.

... I like the "ginger and vinegar" analogy too. Pretty accurate.

Anyways. I hear you man. Eating pvssy sometimes is nasty.
But............... sometimes you get a pvssy that tastes like babydoll beauty itself!
All in all I'm not a fan, but w. the right pvssy/girl... I love that sh!t.

I remember this hot blonde 19yr. lil british bird, I hooked up w. in Thailand. Christ................... that pvssy was the gateway to heaven. It was probably the first pvssy I really enjoyed going down on... for MY pleasure. Its almost funny... I compare every chicks scent to her. So far she was par none... the flower.

So don't discount all the pvssy out there.

Another good trick is this. Finger her first... then steal a sniff of your fingers. If you can dig the whiff... then dive in. Otherwise... stuff your fingers back in there, and get her goin so well, she can't even make out the words "lick me!"
 

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Cod3r said:
PVssy smells like Pvsssy bro, get over it...

I personally get turned on by the scent, I stick my nose in it once its all juicy and sniff that sh!t like its cocain, I'd drink it out of a coke bottle if I could ;)


-COd3r
...thats kinda gross. :rock:
 

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The first girl I ever ate out was great. Smelled good, the most she smelt was musky sweat. Then I dated another girl and she smelt like god damn fish and she tasted like it too! THe difference between the two was, the first girl was the sensitive shy type and dabbles in masturbation/sex toys so she sexually knows herself. The other girl.. was also the shy type but wasn't the sexual type. Plus whenever I had sex with her, she didn't "prepare" before such as showering. THe first girl did however prepare. All I gotta say is, if you want a pleasurable experience for both you and her, suggest the both of you take a shower and emphasize on a clean p*ssy.
 

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Cod3r said:
Let me kind of veer off topic...

DO NOT EVER EAT A GIRL OUT BEFORE HER PERIOD

I eat my girl all the time, but never in my life have I ever tasted ***** like before she got on her period mannnnn. Usually its kinda sweet, but before the period it gets a bitter taste like ginger and vinegar ughhhh seriously i'm just warning you fellas now before a female ever convinces you to do this...

STAAAY AWAAAY


-Cod3r
:eek: You aren't the first poster to experience this problem.

:crackup:

EDIT: That thread had it all - trolls, people taking up arms against women and their stupid periods, all sorts of side arguments about menstruation and STDs, and Wyldfire making a passionate defense of the chick in the fake story.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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hot blonde 19yr. lil british bird
so she was the one? i guess they stash them all in thailand then. maybe it is just because the thai are so filthy ugly. whatever it is, i am stupified.
 

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you live in california. anything would look good to you.

if you like thai that is great. just was my little opinion. i encourage all american guys to get out and see the world. so, learn the language and have some fun. just don't expect me to be right behind you.
 

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All ***** smell! In varying scale, but most girls know how to cover that smell, god forbid the women you guys do, where did you pick them up? lol
 

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I have Thailand in my blood. Been there 15+ times, longest stay was 3 months (visa runs to Cambodia was fun!), and I have to say that your average Thai chick can't compare to chicks in Europe. Not in a million ****ing years! Never!

One of my worst experiences was with a ONS I picked up a club. She had been dancing all night and was really sweaty. But I was coked out of my mind, so I dowe in like the good trooper I am. One lick and I was puking my guts out. I was seriously retching my gut out. The light was dimmed and she was drunk so it took a while before she caught on what was happening. But when she did, hell broke loose. I was alternating between laughing my ass off, screaming "God damn that poon tastes like sh!t" and barfing my guts out. She started screaming as well and calling me an *******. I think she ran out of the room crying.

Hahahah I probably scarred her for life, but it was fun like hell.
 

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hellfire45, let me ask u what if that girl is a 10 to u would that make a difference ?

if the girl really turns me on, i'll dive in and eat it w/ a passion (only after she's showered n clean...)
 
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