I can't find her, yet I need her #

Strong325

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Ok there's this girl I really like at school but I forgot to ask for her # before the last day of school. So this whole summer I have been thinking of her and I really want to talk to her on the phone but I have no # and no friends who come in contact with her. So how do I find her# during the summer?
 

Joe Schmoe

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Heres what you do. Forget about her and go get other girls numbers over the summer. Then you wont care so much. Oh and read the bible
 

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Gimme an O, gimme a N, gimme an E... u get the point
 

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Now when I read a post like this..... I have to ask myself:

first, why don't people read the bible before posting stupid posts?
second, what the **** is the point of this post?? What do you HONESTLY expect to happen??
I mean, do you think that magically, someone on this board will have her phone number? Or maybe we'll give you a magic spell that once cast will instantly give you the phone number of girls with whom you have absolutely no way of contacting? Or perhaps we'll give you some superb stalking tips!

Here's the best tip I can give ya: read the bible.

You already missed your chance with the girl, and you've passed the point of no return. You *might* still have a chance with her, but it will not be worth the effort, so you'd MUCH better get over her and open your eyes to notice the tremendous amount of beauty around you.....
 

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Ok, here's what you gotta do. Forget what everyone else said! You need to get one of those online detectives and get her address, go there at 2 AM and wait until morning. When she walks out of her house, follow at a short distance, only making yourself visible for small incriments of time,

**IMPORTANT**

Make sure she sees you at least a few times during the day, staring at her, then ducking away - it'll turn her on like crazy! Its like mental kino, and nothing makes a girl go crazy like that mysterious guy following her around all day in a trenchcoat!

That detective probably gave your her number too, right? Well call it! At 3 in the morning of course, make sure she doesn't hear your voice (heavy breathing helps, it really adds to the effect!) then hang up. Wait ten minutes, repeat.

By now the girl is hot with wanting for you, and its time to grab her and drag her into a dark alley and...well i guess you know the rest! Good luck man, hope it all works out!
 

Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

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Oxide

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OMG djoneday, YOU showed me the light! im doing this to every girls i see. OH, i got more tips too!


What a better wa to get to know her than giving her a ride to school. slash her tires, ring the bell and ask her if she needs a ride.

She says she is too good for you? Take a baseball bat to that stuck up face! couple hits and you and her can laugh together at her new face.


Want a girl to like you? get her parents to LOVE you! show up naked at the door with a cheese cake. Hit on her mom, make the girl jelous! Use heavy kino on your future wife in law. Grab her by the arm, yell out "I NEED SOME SUGGAAh!" and run with her to the bathroom. The girl surely will get jelous, she might even beg you to stop...!


Good luck my man!
 

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he's young as hell...let him be afc.

i think it's sweet.

try the internet, if you know her last name, and a general idea where she lives, then you can find it. if you decide to go against everyone here's advice, IM me and i'll find her for you :cool:

if a man is ever afc, it should be when he is still a boy. i don't think you can officially be any kind of chump that young anyways.

what is life without it's stories??? don't be so gung ho on what people think of you.
 

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know what's really sweet? the look on her face when she realizes she very well may have a stalker! Go get em tiger!

Note: GREAT!!! advice Oxide, ill be sure to use those on my neighbor (This girls a 10!!!) tomorrow!
 

iqqi

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if he calls her on the telephone, he is not a stalker.

if she says she is not interested, and he calls AGAIN, then he is pushing it. i see nothing wrong with it.
 

Oxide

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and if he calls again she'll be wet for him!
 

Channel your excited feelings into positive thoughts and behaviors. You will attract women by being enthusiastic, radiating energy, and becoming someone who is fun to be around.

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