Update:I glued the stress cracks in the neck first, and clamped it together, then I glued the headstock back on. Then, I sanded the racks and gouges, and wood fillered the cracks and gouges, and sanded again. I had no other option but to use black spraypaint over the damaged areas, then a spray can of automotive clear coat on top of that. After a lot of trial and error, I realized the blacks would not match up, so I masked off the body, and sprayed the whole neck with the black, and had to spray right over the emblems on the headstock ,and clear coated it a bunch of times. Then, I wet sanded with 600, 1000, 1500, and 2000 grit sandpaper, and polished it with rubbing compound thoroughly. It is super smooth, and shiny, but I can still see sanding marks really close up, but Im gonna let it go, at least for now. maybe someday, I will get some 2500, and finer paper, and try to make it glass. I cant see any remnants of the break at all, so Im pretty proud of myself. The finish isnt perfect, but its damn close, and I wasnt expecting it to be either. The untrained eye will not be able to distinguish my repairs, so thats good enough. I'd post pics, but my camera phone sucks, and thats all I have.
I even gave her a thorough fret sand and polish too, and yesterday I strung her up, and I played her at practice last night. It stays in tune just fine so far, and the sound quality is the same as ever. It might be my imagination, but my low E sound seems just a hair less bright and twangy than I like it to be, but I also switched to lighter strings lately too, so it might just be that.
So, hell, I fixed it all by myself, and Im pretty happy with the results. I also just mounted a few wall hangers for my guitars, so this wont ever happen again. Im definitely getting a strat next, or maybe a tele. I borrowed a friend s strat, and I LOVE the way it plays and sounds, but my Les is damn good too.