I am so ****ing dead she said I was the american PIE GUY

[Shootin4Dreams]

This date was from hell and please do not tell anyone about this date. But man I have been becoming confident to a put where this client I was attracted to called on end of the week and asked her out. She said, you have my number I was like awesome. I called her sunday tried to ask her out and she wouldn't go out so I was like alright thats cool. I called her back a few days later and we talked for like an hour or so and I feel like I made some mistakes I thought it wasn't a big deal until OUR DATE.

On the phone I told her about my gfs in past etc... Problem is I STARTED LIKING THE GIRL
BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAs COOL N **** ETC... but nooooo she started being bitchy tonight

Basically, she is dressed casual and we go to the bar this is all we do pretty much. I had fun but also it was atrocious. She starts going on about her whole life story talking about her past and all that her past boyfriends and all this stuff etc.... Which I thought was good, I was trying to talk some and she wanted me to tell me about my past Gf why we broke up etc... I was trying to be quiet about it she was like no its fine I started laughing and basically opened up to her and showed her what I used to look like and told her I wasnt exactly the most ladies man in high school and she said YoU WeRe THE AMERICAN PIE GUY in my head I am like oh god I said oh yeah rasberries and strawberries I know you got some fine pie I would think she is laughing said don't recite the movie. She also said to be honest and open and I just started laughing and she was like oh really, I can tell sarcasm from you. I said yeah doesn't work like that people going to do what they want. And also when I accidently opened up I said "This isn't going to plan' She giggled and said "How can you rob the bank and tell the banker?" I looked up at the TV like oh good lord this is embarassing trying to keep cool. She was trying to say I am getting to close to her area, she was fine with me rubbing her thigh but when I got close to her crotch she said you are getting to close I said you are not comfortable? I said well if your attracted to me it wouldn't be a problem. I don't know what happend to me I guess it is because I was attracted and into her or something MY MIND IS ****ED UP FROM THIS ****. I showed her my freestyle battle I did and old GF music video she was wanting to listen to that so yeah. I hope you aren't looking to get your "ejaculation" she said. She was telling me about one time seduced someone younger and I said yeah tell me more of that whisper it in my ear I told her she wouldn't do it. She freestyled to me and it was pretty dope she had some mad skills. I tried to get her to come over she said she would but then she said I got to go check on my daughter or something she called me after the date to see if I got home okay but I was mad (i didnt let it show) but I told her I was going out she said WHERE I said downtown I am not sure yet and I told her I needed a good laugh I told her this was an interesting date I feel like that I did a HORRIBLE representation of a man like I was partially self amused and ****y funny I felt but I think MORE BETA tendencies popped up. So I need help on HOW TO INTERALIZE THIS AND FIX!?

I felt turned on when I felt she was going to be feminine and nice but when she wasn't acting how I wanted and started being weird and not letting me lead the interaction I felt insulted, disrespected and I dont feel into her like I was this is messing with my head ADVICE!

 

[Steeze]

What's her number? She seems like a good time.

 

[dustmuffin]

You talk to much. Don't open up. Be vague. at least you didn't have a boner.

 

[ChrisFloyd]

Wow.
You must be a writer.

 

[Lozboss]

tl;dnr

Learn to be concise and not waffle and others may help you

 

[defensiveend96]

please do not tell anyone about this date.

*posts entire date on Internet forum*
Lol wat

Anyway I have to admit I did a fair bit of the masturbating when I was younger. I used to call it stroking the salami. I never did it with baked goods though.

Also dear fawkin diary dude you posted a god damn novel.

 

[Yewki]

... asked her out. She said, you have my number I was like awesome.

Don't ask if you can ask her out... strike while the iron is hot, ask her out right then and there

I called her back a few days later and we talked for like an hour or so

Talking this much on the phone is too much investment and shows you have little options.

She starts going on about her whole life story talking about her past and all that her past boyfriends and all this stuff etc.... Which I thought was good,

No it means she's actually a drama queen with no class

I showed her my freestyle battle I did and old GF music video she was wanting to listen to that so yeah. She was telling me about one time seduced someone younger and I said yeah tell me more of that whisper it in my ear I told her she wouldn't do it.

All she wanted to talk about was past relationships. Pretty standard for toxic girls. You shouldn't encourage it either as it makes you look bad too.

II tried to get her to come over she said she would but then she said I got to go check on my daughter or something she called me after the date to see if I got home okay but I was mad

Not sure why you got mad, you can't expect to always bang them on the first date. Learn from your mistakes and improve your chances. It's a number games.