Why is it that lazy bums always prefer to blame someone/something else when it's actually them that's the root cause?
If OP were to wake up from his stupor of laziness and make efforts to socialised, and be considered a great joker (which he is without any effort), he'd have women within that social circle all vying for his time.
1st he needs to get out of his room, then more into the living room then gradually outside his house and then start to get a job.
@sosousage you're been here almost 2 years, inject some bravery into ur character and take that leap.