I almost fvcked a 33 yr old milf with 2 kids and married but did make out

[jigga23]

I almost fvcked a 33 yr old milf with 2 kids and married

One thing on the top of my list has always been to fvck a milf that is married with kids etc. tonight it was well within my grasp. im 24 so still pretty young. I go out to the bars with my friend. he says were meeting up so chicks from his work. i was like are any hot and he said yea theres this one thats married and has kids.

I walk into the bar and immediatley i saw her she was a milf. i didnt talk to her at the first bar then we went to another. she sat down next to me and started talkin. i was like are you married? (saw her ring) then she said yea it sucks blah blah. so anyways later on shes all up on me then she says kiss so i do. then we make out etc a couple of times. all night she was like yea im old blah blah. i was like no youre not you look like your in your 20s. she later on says wow you smell good i replied idiotically with yea you smell good for a 33 yr old. i was wasted at this time. i was saying it jokingly though and i let her know. think that kind of hit her wrong. but it was great she was haning on me and my friend was like wow your a milf. hahaha. anyways her friend dropped me off at my friends house. i shouldve gotten her number earlier but didnt as i was getting out of the car i was nice to meet you and got out. geez i wish i couldve fvcked her. hopefully ill see her again.

 

[Lust]

One thing on the top of my list has always been to fvck a milf that is married with kids etc. tonight it was well within my grasp. im 24 so still pretty young. I go out to the bars with my friend. he says were meeting up so chicks from his work. i was like are any hot and he said yea theres this one thats married and has kids.

I walk into the bar and immediatley i saw her she was a milf. i didnt talk to her at the first bar then we went to another. she sat down next to me and started talkin. i was like are you married? (saw her ring) then she said yea it sucks blah blah. so anyways later on shes all up on me then she says kiss so i do. then we make out etc a couple of times. all night she was like yea im old blah blah. i was like no youre not you look like your in your 20s. she later on says wow you smell good i replied idiotically with yea you smell good for a 33 yr old. i was wasted at this time. i was saying it jokingly though and i let her know. think that kind of hit her wrong. but it was great she was haning on me and my friend was like wow your a milf. hahaha. anyways her friend dropped me off at my friends house. i shouldve gotten her number earlier but didnt as i was getting out of the car i was nice to meet you and got out. geez i wish i couldve fvcked her. hopefully ill see her again.

Nice, but you seem to have something against ****y and Funny. I'm guessing you aren't doing it right, cause you are worried about how she takes it. Forget about her feelings. Who cares? You're out to have fun.

Also, use fvcking proper grammar, christ, you write like a grade 2.

 

[jigga23]

i could tell she was somewhat of hustler. she had dudes coming up to her all night. it was weird with her cause shes way older. i felt i could not act the same as i would with someone my age obviously. i guess i could really fclosed if i really wanted too. it was like hey im not going to ask you. you ask me and im down. if i did i would really be a homewrecker.

 

[jigga23]

yea me and her were both loaded. the reason why i felt i couldnt act the same is cause my ex gf who was only about 2 years older than me would constantly say sh!t about me being immature cause i liked to fvck around a lot. ultimatley that played a big role in us breaking up. i guess all girls arent the same. I think after i said you smell good for a 33 yr old she was all mad. she asked for it though she kept on making a reference to it. hahaha take her to my place where my roomates 20-23 yr olds were having a party or go to her place where her husband is sleeping with her two kids. i guess i couldve made it work. but still kind of mind i didnt accomplish the task of fvcking a milf i tell everyone thats my ultimate goal sexually wise. its hard to guage cause she was acting a little slutty anyways.

 

[rakishness]

yea me and her were both loaded. the reason why i felt i couldnt act the same is cause my ex gf who was only about 2 years older than me would constantly say sh!t about me being immature cause i liked to fvck around a lot. ultimatley that played a big role in us breaking up. i guess all girls arent the same. I think after i said you smell good for a 33 yr old she was all mad. she asked for it though she kept on making a reference to it. hahaha take her to my place where my roomates 20-23 yr olds were having a party or go to her place where her husband is sleeping with her two kids. i guess i couldve made it work. but still kind of mind i didnt accomplish the task of fvcking a milf i tell everyone thats my ultimate goal sexually wise. its hard to guage cause she was acting a little slutty anyways.

Gotta Love Milfs.
Unless you are MARRIED to one. YIKES.

Give us updates when you can. Milfs are HORNY, EXPERIENCED, and UNIHIBITED.

 

[jigga23]

its almost intimidating. like fvck these girls been there done that and everything. they handle you you cant handle them.

 

[ryannath]

Man you act like it's so hard to bang a milf. It's not! I have 3 of them on my bedpost. Married milfs are by far the easiest to bang. I am 21 and the ones I banged were 27, 26, and 37. The 26 yr old was a hottie i must say (not so proud of the 37 yr old though) Anyway, they are easy, so it's not that hard. I have a harder time banging chicks my own age that are not married than I do older married chicks and I don't know why that is, but the single younger girls won't give it up as much, but I think it's that way for most guys. Milfs don't wanna go through all of the relationship crap, they just wanna get to the point and bang and that's why I like them. No relationship bs. Married milfs are bored with their husbands and kids and their everyday life is that way I take it, and they wanna have some fun.

 

[onyx]

I've ****ed 2 milfs in the past. The first one was when I was 19 and she was 40, the second was a few months ago, im 21 and she was 36. The first one I did when I was 19 was the best sex i've ever had, she taught me a thing or too also. Milfs are horny, and i find once you engage them in convosation, they are pretty damn easy to seal the deal with. Both of em were easy a HB8, the second one was the type of milf that you could tell was probably a 9 or 9.5 when she was about 20.

 

[sparky0000]

Why are you boys so proud of sleeping with mothers? Isn't that like bragging about buying a house in the ghetto that has the smell of urine running throughout it?

 

[rakishness]

Why are you boys so proud of sleeping with mothers? Isn't that like bragging about buying a house in the ghetto that has the smell of urine running throughout it?

WTF? Some moms are HOT as hell. They are just NEGLECTED because they are moms. Which makes it easier for young studs to lay game on them. And they fvck better then younger girls. Still don't think moms are hot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t4OC5YCMds
She is 36(divorced) with 2 teenage kids. Could you even imagine the type of wild sex you could have with a women like that? DAYUUUM

 

[PigAdlemPimp]

I've ****ed 2 milfs in the past. The first one was when I was 19 and she was 40, the second was a few months ago, im 21 and she was 36. The first one I did when I was 19 was the best sex i've ever had, she taught me a thing or too also. Milfs are horny, and i find once you engage them in convosation, they are pretty damn easy to seal the deal with. Both of em were easy a HB8, the second one was the type of milf that you could tell was probably a 9 or 9.5 when she was about 20.

Dude you must be in line for the tool of the year award, what a disgrace you are, you are 21 and fvcking stupid old 36 and 40 year old slvts that a dude in his 40's wouldn't even touch, not only that, but you think you are BIG for doing this, you are a fool my freind.

 

[rakishness]

This is by Rollo from another post "The single mommies will necessarily be intrigued by a new guy that's interested in them since ANY break in the doldrums of caring for a child and dealing with a defeated BF will make her feel desired again after pregnancy."

Think about that the next time you walk through the mall. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
I'm soooo bad. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

 

[djbr]

Ironically enough, as soon as I started to seen myself as an attractive fellow, my urge to fvck MILFs suddenly dissapeared.

I am all for the tight bodies around me in college!