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Humor in attending a family funeral.

Black Widow Void

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So today, I attend an out-of-town funeral. It’s my Uncle. He had a good life.

While at the service, I noticed a lot of hot attendees. I would think to myself… wow, she looks good, and then I’m like… Wait a minute we could be related somehow and I don’t know it.

Anyway I thought it was kind of humorous and thought I would share.
 

2Rocky

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I attended a funeral for an Emergency Room Physician friend who died unexpectedly. The nurses who attended were rather attractive and one of them told me to meet her at a bar downtown after the celebration of life. I followed her to the highway, she turned right, I turned left. I just thought it was bit morbid...
 

MatureDJ

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I remember a movie - I think it was "All of Me" (Steve Martin & Lili Tomlin) - in which this older gentleman was explaining how his macking widows at funerals was so successful that when he would hear about a funeral he could attend, he would get a hard-on. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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