How's this for a negative hit?

[NEWBIE101]

Go up to a girl and be like "I like that skirt your wearing it looks good on you. You almost look as good as me today."

What do you guys think?

 

[RKS]

be like

"DAYUM GIRL, why you always trying to look as good as me, you know youll never get there!"

 

[semag]

I dunno... looks really close to C&F to me.

The C: Notice, you're giving yourself a compliment, or extolling your virtues, hence the arrogant or "****y" as we call it.

Funny: A little tough, I don't see a lot of funny in this one, maybe it's a ****y and neg hit.... I guess you could argue that complimenting yourself over her would be a little bit of situational irony, hence some humor, but that's stretching it a little.

 

[Oxide]

hey, why dont u wear the same skirt and say to her "daaaaammm, u wanna be copying me?"

just say, hey, i see you are looking good, trying to impress me? im pleased.

 

[donny osmond]

fock me, you guys really are s-hit at neg hits aren't you.

especially this one:

"DAYUM GIRL, why you always trying to look as good as me, you know youll never get there!"

heres a PROPER one:

'nice skirt, pity about the top'

I am the master, not to mention the funnyiest man you'l ever know of.



Donny

 

[Zelemont]

Originally posted by donny osmond
'nice skirt, pity about the top

Hah! I like it.