backbreaker
Master Don Juan
your girlfriend who you really, really, really liked and were really into, breaks up with you, and is ****ing your roomate within 1 week.
Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.