how was your first time

[Sato21m]

ok guys lets hear some funny stories of the first time when u had sex

 

[oakraiderz2]

YES, im first. Anyway, my first time sucked cow nads beyond believe. We did it in a hot tub and i was in pain the whole time. I wanted to phuckin cry. And now it turns out her bytch ass cheated on me with some phucked up kid. Eveyone thinks im better than him and that shes a ho. Her life is real jacked up now, she said that she wanted to die yesterday, which is kinda funny. Too bad she still wont admit it. SHYT, but who cares, haha time to phuck her friend. She told me to keep it on the dl. Tell me i dont got skillz

 

[Sato21m]

my first time was funny scary i don't know damn but after i did it i felt like a real man.

Anywyas i was 14 by the time and she was 16 she had a bf and he was 19 . of curse she knew what she was doing i came like in3 or 5 mins damn what a shame lol and i came inside her i felt so stupid she thought that i wasn't virgin because i told her that I have done it before but with the facts she probably got doubts.
she also told me come tomorrow so we can do it again and i got scare since i came inside her i was like omg what about if she got pregnant i was a lil ***** i know but that was my first time

 

[xanderbaz]

Alright... First time... Jesus do I have a story to tell.
Well, this was about two, almost three years ago. I was just starting my Don Juan training, I managed to pick up this girl (back then I was still looking for relationships, which is kind of stupid, but I'll tell you more on that on another occasion).
We wanted to experiment and do it somewhere public (I of course didn't tell her it was my first time), so we decided to do it under the bleachers at the football field. She was like a student trainer, so she snuck out around the bleachers and we did it during football practice! Didn't last too long, though, I think I came in 10-15 minutes... But she surely came as well (reading tips in the DJBible pays off BIG TIME).
She used to date the quarterback and I think he saw a glimpse of us going off at it or something, cuz he hated me ever since. We even went into a huge fight that turned into a brawl - football vs. basketball-swimming-XC-waterpolo people... Crazy.
I tell you, if they were to turn my life into a movie, and that's after I turned to DJ philosophy, it'd make millions.

 

[Sato21m]

lol
at least u last 10 15 mins this ***** was on top of me moving like crazy and i couldn't help it3 or 5 mins damn what a ****ing shame lmao

 

[xanderbaz]

I had one thick condom, man... I didn't feel anything for a few minutes... I closed my eyes and did the mantra thing.
You know, take your mind away from it so you can last a bit longer... I wanted her to brag to her slutty friends.

 

[RedHerring]

Originally posted by Dayr0n
lol
at least u last 10 15 mins this ***** was on top of me moving like crazy and i couldn't help it3 or 5 mins damn what a ****ing shame lmao

Dude, you were 14, had sex, came inside her and she didn't become pregnant. One of my friends has ridiculous amounts of sex, and he said the first time he only lasted like 5 minutes, but eventually he lasted longer and longer. Now why are you so mad?

I bet there are >20 year olds here that haven't even made out.

 

[Sato21m]

is not mad but was a shame.
Dude i'm from cuba and there is different so thats probably why i had sex in such an early age

 

[Smooth as Anything]

Originally posted by oakraiderz2
YES, im first. Anyway, my first time sucked cow nads beyond believe. We did it in a hot tub and i was in pain the whole time. I wanted to phuckin cry. And now it turns out her bytch ass cheated on me with some phucked up kid. Eveyone thinks im better than him and that shes a ho. Her life is real jacked up now, she said that she wanted to die yesterday, which is kinda funny. Too bad she still wont admit it. SHYT, but who cares, haha time to phuck her friend. She told me to keep it on the dl. Tell me i dont got skillz

In a hot tub, the water flows away all the nature fluids... Thus no lubrication... Water is a terrible lubricant...

Originally posted by Dayr0n
Anywyas i was 14 by the time and she was 16 she had a bf and he was 19 . of curse she knew what she was doing i came like in3 or 5 mins damn what a shame lol and i came inside her i felt so stupid she thought that i wasn't virgin because i told her that I have done it before but with the facts she probably got doubts.
she also told me come tomorrow so we can do it again and i got scare since i came inside her i was like omg what about if she got pregnant i was a lil ***** i know but that was my first time

Your a ****ing idiot. Congrats!

...no seriously, your a ****ing retard. Your the kind of people who don't deserve to live. Thank you for being a productive citizan!

Originally posted by xanderbaz
Alright... First time... Jesus do I have a story to tell.
Well, this was about two, almost three years ago. I was just starting my Don Juan training, I managed to pick up this girl (back then I was still looking for relationships, which is kind of stupid, but I'll tell you more on that on another occasion).
We wanted to experiment and do it somewhere public (I of course didn't tell her it was my first time), so we decided to do it under the bleachers at the football field. She was like a student trainer, so she snuck out around the bleachers and we did it during football practice! Didn't last too long, though, I think I came in 10-15 minutes... But she surely came as well (reading tips in the DJBible pays off BIG TIME).
She used to date the quarterback and I think he saw a glimpse of us going off at it or something, cuz he hated me ever since. We even went into a huge fight that turned into a brawl - football vs. basketball-swimming-XC-waterpolo people... Crazy.
I tell you, if they were to turn my life into a movie, and that's after I turned to DJ philosophy, it'd make millions.

There's a fine line between confidance and arrogance, you had a nice experince -- but your movie would bomb like hiroshima.

Originally posted by xanderbaz
I had one thick condom, man... I didn't feel anything for a few minutes... I closed my eyes and did the mantra thing.
You know, take your mind away from it so you can last a bit longer... I wanted her to brag to her slutty friends.

Good work, except most condoms feel that way.

 

[Wont Stop Mackin]

I find it hard to believe for a 14 yr old got a 16 yr old For many reasons. One maturity level and why should she want a 14 yr old NON virgin when she has a 19 yr old bf, yet a lone a 14 yr old VIRGIN.

I lost my virginity about a month a half ago, im 16 and it was a few months after my birthday and about 3 weeks to a month of dating my current GF. I had confidence issues so i wasnt at lets say "full performance" but she seemed to be more a virgin than me, no lie. Not because of tightness or anything gay like that but she seemed to be enjoying it more than me, and i honestly did last about 15-20 mins before her mom came to pick her up and her mom was the only that came, cause i didnt finish and neither did she.

Since then tho i've regained confidence and the sex feels great, even with the condom, plus she finishes first and i after.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Originally posted by Smooth as Anything
In a hot tub, the water flows away all the nature fluids... Thus no lubrication... Water is a terrible lubricant...



Your a ****ing idiot. Congrats!

...no seriously, your a ****ing retard. Your the kind of people who don't deserve to live. Thank you for being a productive citizan!



There's a fine line between confidance and arrogance, you had a nice experince -- but your movie would bomb like hiroshima.



Good work, except most condoms feel that way.

Thanks for criticizing all of us. Thats the spirit.

 

[xanderbaz]

Originally posted by Smooth as Anything

There's a fine line between confidance and arrogance, you had a nice experince -- but your movie would bomb like hiroshima.

Smooth, you are one funny motherf*cker. I bet you'd pay $100 to see that movie... LOL. Don't be surprised if you see a movie titled "Life of Xander" in a couple of years or so... Burning down Box Office.

Originally posted by Smooth as Anything
Good work, except most condoms feel that way.

Not the ultra thin kind, mind you. And I don't recommend those, unless you want to blame your g/f's pregnancy on the condom. And they feel that way the first few times you use them... After you get used to them, it's fine. Nothing compares to skin-on-skin, though.

 

[Sato21m]

I find it hard to believe for a 14 yr old got a 16 yr old For many reasons. One maturity level and why should she want a 14 yr old NON virgin when she has a 19 yr old bf, yet a lone a 14 yr old VIRGIN.

Probably for you it is but not for me that used to tell me that i was cute and **** that the only problem was that i was a kid that was when i was around 12 but when i got 14 i got taller than her i think i changed a lil and she got attracted and that was why it happened

 

[Wont Stop Mackin]

ok ok, i believe you...

 

[Sato21m]

no more stories ??????

 

[El brujo]

I remember my first time as the best fùck I've ever had! I find it funny that everyone says that the first time never feels good. But that isn't my story, here it comes:

I was pretty AFC those days, I was 16 years, so was she. We had kind of planned it, because it was on the last day of school. A few days in advance I had cleaned up a little emty house in the middle of the fields, made sure all the spiders rag was cleaned up, put matrasses on the floor, lots of blankets, candles, scent sticks, etc... I wanted everything to be perfect, and I was kind of nervous, and the days before D-Day, I couldn't stop thinking about this: "man I'm gonna get devirginated the day after tomorrow! So, that day we first smoked some weed (I regretted that because I couldn't come for a whole hour!!!! ) , and then we did it. she said that it was so cute that I did all that trouble to make it all perfect (in other words: pretty AFC), but I didn't mind because that was the day that I wanted to happen. I was so obsessed about getting it, and now I'm glad that that urge isn't that big anymore. My advice to the ones that are soon gonna have their first time: Dont smoke any weed, don't drink before it. You have to stay focussed the first time to experience it totally.