How to use the UG to get the HB

[MDgood]

Every hot chick has an ugly friend. It's one of those ying/yang things in the universe that nature does to arrive at a balance and keep from collapsing in on itself.

I was at a bar on Saturday night, just getting a nice buzz on, and not really planning on meeting anybody. Then this HB 8.5 with a total rocking bod comes in with her UG 3 friend. I'm sitting at a table, and they sit down a few feet away from me at the bar.

My favorite thing to do at bars is to play Jane Goodall/ Charles Darwin, and watch the behavior of the male apes descend on the HBs. Talk about natural selection in action. As expected, the HB soon had no fewer than 4 guys around her, each wanting her affections, and each getting selected out of the dating pool for being a clueless AFC.

At first I wasn't going to do anything, neither of them were my type. But then Mr. Alcohol said, "Hey, MDgood, let's see how well you can do..." Naturally, Mr. Alcohol being my friend, I obliged.

I was patient and looked for the opportunity to move in. But how? How do you get the HB to notice you, especially when her bytch shield has gone up to max power because of constant AFC attack?

Simple enough. I moved up to the bar and struck up a conversation with the UG 3. As soon as the HB saw that her UG friend was laughing and having a good time, the HB came to me. After the rapport had been built up to a comfortable level, I bought all three of us a few shots, getting us to a nice drunk level. The other AFCs were ignored. I was in control. When the bar closed, I walked out with both of them.

Now being that this is not a porno, no threesome occured. What we did was talk in parking lot until we sobered up enough to be able to drive home. But they did ask for my number, which I gave them, and although I was just called by the UG, that's only a lead in to getting back to the HB if I so choose. Honestly, I have no clue what I want to do now, but the fact remains: I came, I saw, I conquered, and at the end of the evening it was the HB talking to me.

 

[Iceberg]

Watch out for the UG, man. Once they sink their claws in, they never let go! Better bring in one of your boys to take one for the team.

 

[DjDreamer]

Befriending a UB in the presence of her HB freind will make you attract the HB because you show no desperation and she will be jealous (if she finds you attractive).

That's a nice strategy...

 

[bugsquish]

"I was just called by the UG"
Looks like you got yourself an UG If they both think you're after the UG, and/or the UG is after you, then the HB probably isn't going want to step on her friend's toes.

 

[MDgood]

Originally posted by bugsquish
"I was just called by the UG"
Looks like you got yourself an UG If they both think you're after the UG, and/or the UG is after you, then the HB probably isn't going want to step on her friend's toes.

Have some FAITH in your fellow DJ! You're very right, of course one could expect the UG friend to come after me. The HB told me her UG friend thought I was hot early in the night. I followed up with the, "I just broke up with the girlfriend, I'm not looking..." speech. I was able to skillfully back off from the UG and concentrate eye contact & kino with the HB.

At worst, the HB is going to defer at the moment to her UG friend, all of which is to be expected. But whereas I can call back the UG and twist things around so that I can meet up with the HB again in the near future, the UG can only go as far as I want her to with me. And there's always a high chance that the HB, being a woman who just, was thinking that there was no way I'd be interested in her... the HB is also ripe for the picking: she just dumped her boyfriend after she caught him cheating on her.

Yes, there are DJs who would have easily been banging the HB out in the parking lot, but I'm not that good.

 

[DjDreamer]

Someone should write about how to lose a UG in 10 days...

 

[Iceberg]

Originally posted by DjDreamer
Befriending a UB in the presence of her HB freind will make you attract the HB because you show no desperation and she will be jealous (if she finds you attractive).

Thta's a nice strategy...

It's a beautiful strategy. It's just that some women would stab a girlfriend in the back without a second thought, however others might have some shred of loyalty and allow her UG friend to try and mack the DJ. So if the UG likes you, her hot friend might just step away and let you two make a love connection.

 

[MDgood]

Originally posted by Iceberg
It's a beautiful strategy. It's just that some women would stab a girlfriend in the back without a second thought, however others might have some shred of loyalty and allow her UG friend to try and mack the DJ. So if the UG likes you, her hot friend might just step away and let you two make a love connection.

Exactly... and let's put that fact into the context of what we can expect to occur between the HB and the UG soon.

1. The UG calls me. I call her back tonight. We will have a nice little converstaion that's going to include both of our dating plans. I will inform the UG that having just gotten out of a major LTR, I "do not feel as if I am ready to date, I just want to hang out." Note the chick language with the use of the phrase "I do not feel". It is not even necessary for the HB to be mentioned in this conversation, but much of what I say will not be in the context of "I had a good time with you", it will be in the context of "I had a good time with you two girls."

2. After the conversation, the UG will almost certainly call the HB up with a complete status report. They will proceed to analyze everything I said. During the conversation the UG and HB will reflect deeply on my desire not to have a relationship, but just to hang out and meet up from time to time.

3. At that time, the HB will begin to realize that I am fair game. The HB, who I know from our parking lot conversation is not afraid to phuck until she is blue in the face (a point I forgot to menion: talking about sex in my presence), will begin to understand that there is no need for her to be loyal to the UG.

And we'll see how things go from there

 

[STR8UP]

Originally posted by Iceberg
So if the UG likes you, her hot friend might just step away and let you two make a love connection.

Yea, you gotta be real careful in this kind of situation.

My girl has a less than attractive best friend that likes my business partner ALOT. She has another friend that also took a liking to him, and this one is actually doable.

So we were all at a club Saturday nite, and when we left the better looking chick wanted to stay around and party (they were glued to each other on the dance floor). My partner was all for that, and I had been making sexual comments to my girl all night so she was primed and ready, but we still had a third wheel. And third wheel she was.

Another girl that was with us called her hubby to pick her up, and we were hoping the fat friend would take the hint and catch a ride...but NOOOO.....she made it a point to jump in between the four of us, and needless to say noone got laid.

In your case MD, I would bet you are past the point of being able to segue into the hot chick. The UG has the hots for you. The hot friend is gonna take a backseat. She realizes her UG friend doesn't get the opportunites she does, and she's gonna look out for her in a case like this.

Let me know if you're able to prove me wrong here.

 

[dontmindme]

lol

ya know..there's probably a site called donjuanita with a post called, "How get use your hottie girlfriend to get the guy of your dreams"

 

[MDgood]

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