Hi, First I want to tell you guys something about myself. I’m studying psychology in school, and I really like to use my psychological findings in real life too. I like to analyze the behavings of people, how they react in certain situations, and why they react in those situations. That is one of the basic principles in psychologie. Action and reaction. So this is just an introduction to what I want to tell you bout what happened to me a week ago.
People who have a cell phone, know there is a sms-function on it (short message service) I don’t know if it is also like that in the US, but here in Europe people tend to use that more than calling, and although I think it’s really unpersonal, I use it a lot when I have to think about things I have to say to people.
So a week ago an ex-girlfriend of me, whom I haven’t talked to in months, sends me this sms:
“Hi little boy”
This girl calls me little boy because I’m tall and muscled, just wanted you guys to know so you don’t think I’m small-shapen…
Here was my answer:
“hey little *****”
I call her this way because she treated me like sh1t when we dated in the past, because I still was an AFC.
So I sent back this message, expecting that she would send back immediately, but she didn’t, (I think she still thinks I’m still that Nice Guy from before). So I sent this message after 2 hours and a half:
“Let me guess, you sent me a message to check out if I would reply, to boost up your ego?”
After ONE MINUTE she sends me this back:
“NO! I wanted to talk to you about something, but if you don’t act friendly to me I won’t tell you…”
My replie (after a half an hour):
“Girl, I’m always friendly, except when the moon’s full...” Don’t tell me if you don’t want to, it’s your choice if you want to act all *****y like in the past, or be a nice girl just how I like it”
Again, after not more than one minute, she sends this:
“ok, here it comes:I heard from someone you made out with X on that party Saturday, and I think I’m a bit hurt… B1tches have feelings too, you know…
Haha here she admits that she’s b1tch!I took advantage of that situation, and I replied this:
“So, you admit that you’re a b1tch?”
Here’s a little tip: If a girl wants to talk to you about her feelings, never give attention to it in the beginning! But I guess you guys already know that. Immediately she sends me this:
“Nope, but you think I am. Don’t deny it. Just wanted you to know that I don’t like it that you made out with that slùt, that’s all. Don’t take advantage of that. It really hurts. C’est tout”
You see, she keeps on telling about her feelings, without me giving it attention to it. Btw: “C’est tout” is French for that’s all. My reply:
“I think that you don’t know what your feelings are, if you dump me, and after a while you’re in pain because I’m moving on… that’s ridiculous!”
LOL moving on… If she would know how much I moved on already… her reply, again very fast:
“I don’t care how ridiculous you think it is, but you will always have a little place deep inside my heart, no mather what…”
Oh boohoo… Do I have to start crying now? I didn’t want to pick in on her reply in a “nice guy” way, so I changed the topic:
“Oh boy, my head hurts, I’ve been studying now for two hours…Tomorrow I have a test of Psychologie, so don’t keep me up all night girl. Sleep tight”
ALWAYS be the last one to say goodbye, and ALWAYS walk away the first one in real life conversations with the lady’s. make them miss you. But she knew what I was doing, and she sent me this:
“It’s the best way, huh, just don’t react on my feelings! Tssss… ;-) Good luck with your big book of psych! Now are you dating X officially?
And she keeps on nagging and nagging… me:
“Nope I made out with her for fun, don’t want to date b1tches, I want nice girls. Don’t know any for the moment. Goodnight!
Hint hint, leave me alone… And while I was hinting her that I want to go to bed, I gave her a small hint that I only want girls that are nice to me and that she is not my type. She sent me back this (she really started to p1ss me off!):
Did you like kissing her? Did you rubbed her back the way you know how to do that? Did you look deeply into her eyes? I’m sorry, those are the questions that are going around in my head… Do you miss me (sometimes)? Kiss
Lol she’s starting to be a good girl! The part of rubbing her back: Rub with your fingertips very gently on her back, like a feather, make various patterns, go to her lower back, just above the @ss, go near her armpits (they really like that if you do it the right way.) Then stop. If they ask for more don’t give it to them.
Oh boy there was the missing me question… This time I didn’t reply coz I didn’t know how to answer on this one in my advantage and I was tired. After a half an hour she sends me this:
“uoY ssim I… (look for the hidden message)”
Oh boy… childish isn’t it? But I got her to tell me that she misses me, without me telling her what she wants to hear! Then I replied this:
“Y, the best thing to do is trying to forget me, moving on with your life, and search a nice guy whom you are happy with… Now sleep tight and dream of a gorgeous boy!”
Always tell her what she doesn’t want to hear. Her reply:
“You want me to dream about you????”
That felt really good! I almost changed my way of thinking about her. Almost! Then I remembered what she did to me in the past. My reply:
“you can dream about me if you want to but don’t forget I’ll ignore you in your dream, remember why you broke up with me? Again, try to forget me. Instead of dreaming about me you should dream about how your future would look like, dream of a happy future!”
Her reply:
I tried everything to forget you, nothing works! I used to be convinced that that future would be: us, working on the future together… Funny how things can change )-:… But never say never…sweet dreams…
Sh1t what a load of cr@p!!!! I almost was going to send back: “STUPID B1TCH DON’T YOU KNOW YOULL NEVER GET ME??? YOU PLAYED AROUND WITH MY FEELINGS AND NOW YOU COME BACK CRYIN!!!!” But I got a hold of myself and I didn’t reply and went to bed (again). After exactly seven minutes she sent me this:
“will you please answer this question (honestly from out the bottom of your soul) what your feelings are for me, what you feel when you look at me, think of me??”
Another hard one to answer… I’m not very good answering such a questions, I used to think that I was good at answering then, I used to answer such a question like this: “oh girl I still miss you and I want nothing more than to be with you, I’d kneel for you if you asked me to…” But instead of that I answered this:
“Guess baby!”
Didn’t I avoid this one well? Here’s what she had to say:
“I don’t know my sweet little baby…I’d really like to talk to you if you don’t mind… Would you like to come over to my house Saturday? I’d really appreciate it!”
D@mn she doesn’t know when to stop! But I almost got her right where I wanted her…
“Why don’t you come over to my house? It’s too far and I don’t have any money left to come by train…”
LOL it’s three dollars to go by train to her house, but I wanted to see if she really wanted to talk to me. Her answer:
“Allright, I’ll be at your house three pm Saturday, allright?”
my reply:
“Fine, good night! Kiss”
hers:
“goodnight baby”
So, that was the last I heard from her till Saturday, and then she came to my house and she tried to talk to me but I didn’t really feel like talking (coz I was a bit drunk) and suddenly we started making out and you know the rest…
Now, after all this, I have a question:
Could it be possible that a first-class b1tch can evolve into a sweet little girl? And if so, would it be a good thing to start dating her? I don’t know what to do, I think I like her again (and the sex). Or should we have an occasional fµck without further obligations?
Hope you guys send me some replies. By the way: sorry if my English sµcks, but it isn’t my native language.
Bye!
greetz
People who have a cell phone, know there is a sms-function on it (short message service) I don’t know if it is also like that in the US, but here in Europe people tend to use that more than calling, and although I think it’s really unpersonal, I use it a lot when I have to think about things I have to say to people.
So a week ago an ex-girlfriend of me, whom I haven’t talked to in months, sends me this sms:
“Hi little boy”
This girl calls me little boy because I’m tall and muscled, just wanted you guys to know so you don’t think I’m small-shapen…
Here was my answer:
“hey little *****”
I call her this way because she treated me like sh1t when we dated in the past, because I still was an AFC.
So I sent back this message, expecting that she would send back immediately, but she didn’t, (I think she still thinks I’m still that Nice Guy from before). So I sent this message after 2 hours and a half:
“Let me guess, you sent me a message to check out if I would reply, to boost up your ego?”
After ONE MINUTE she sends me this back:
“NO! I wanted to talk to you about something, but if you don’t act friendly to me I won’t tell you…”
My replie (after a half an hour):
“Girl, I’m always friendly, except when the moon’s full...” Don’t tell me if you don’t want to, it’s your choice if you want to act all *****y like in the past, or be a nice girl just how I like it”
Again, after not more than one minute, she sends this:
“ok, here it comes:I heard from someone you made out with X on that party Saturday, and I think I’m a bit hurt… B1tches have feelings too, you know…
Haha here she admits that she’s b1tch!I took advantage of that situation, and I replied this:
“So, you admit that you’re a b1tch?”
Here’s a little tip: If a girl wants to talk to you about her feelings, never give attention to it in the beginning! But I guess you guys already know that. Immediately she sends me this:
“Nope, but you think I am. Don’t deny it. Just wanted you to know that I don’t like it that you made out with that slùt, that’s all. Don’t take advantage of that. It really hurts. C’est tout”
You see, she keeps on telling about her feelings, without me giving it attention to it. Btw: “C’est tout” is French for that’s all. My reply:
“I think that you don’t know what your feelings are, if you dump me, and after a while you’re in pain because I’m moving on… that’s ridiculous!”
LOL moving on… If she would know how much I moved on already… her reply, again very fast:
“I don’t care how ridiculous you think it is, but you will always have a little place deep inside my heart, no mather what…”
Oh boohoo… Do I have to start crying now? I didn’t want to pick in on her reply in a “nice guy” way, so I changed the topic:
“Oh boy, my head hurts, I’ve been studying now for two hours…Tomorrow I have a test of Psychologie, so don’t keep me up all night girl. Sleep tight”
ALWAYS be the last one to say goodbye, and ALWAYS walk away the first one in real life conversations with the lady’s. make them miss you. But she knew what I was doing, and she sent me this:
“It’s the best way, huh, just don’t react on my feelings! Tssss… ;-) Good luck with your big book of psych! Now are you dating X officially?
And she keeps on nagging and nagging… me:
“Nope I made out with her for fun, don’t want to date b1tches, I want nice girls. Don’t know any for the moment. Goodnight!
Hint hint, leave me alone… And while I was hinting her that I want to go to bed, I gave her a small hint that I only want girls that are nice to me and that she is not my type. She sent me back this (she really started to p1ss me off!):
Did you like kissing her? Did you rubbed her back the way you know how to do that? Did you look deeply into her eyes? I’m sorry, those are the questions that are going around in my head… Do you miss me (sometimes)? Kiss
Lol she’s starting to be a good girl! The part of rubbing her back: Rub with your fingertips very gently on her back, like a feather, make various patterns, go to her lower back, just above the @ss, go near her armpits (they really like that if you do it the right way.) Then stop. If they ask for more don’t give it to them.
Oh boy there was the missing me question… This time I didn’t reply coz I didn’t know how to answer on this one in my advantage and I was tired. After a half an hour she sends me this:“uoY ssim I… (look for the hidden message)”
Oh boy… childish isn’t it? But I got her to tell me that she misses me, without me telling her what she wants to hear! Then I replied this:
“Y, the best thing to do is trying to forget me, moving on with your life, and search a nice guy whom you are happy with… Now sleep tight and dream of a gorgeous boy!”
Always tell her what she doesn’t want to hear. Her reply:
“You want me to dream about you????”
That felt really good! I almost changed my way of thinking about her. Almost! Then I remembered what she did to me in the past. My reply:
“you can dream about me if you want to but don’t forget I’ll ignore you in your dream, remember why you broke up with me? Again, try to forget me. Instead of dreaming about me you should dream about how your future would look like, dream of a happy future!”
Her reply:
I tried everything to forget you, nothing works! I used to be convinced that that future would be: us, working on the future together… Funny how things can change )-:… But never say never…sweet dreams…
Sh1t what a load of cr@p!!!! I almost was going to send back: “STUPID B1TCH DON’T YOU KNOW YOULL NEVER GET ME??? YOU PLAYED AROUND WITH MY FEELINGS AND NOW YOU COME BACK CRYIN!!!!” But I got a hold of myself and I didn’t reply and went to bed (again). After exactly seven minutes she sent me this:
“will you please answer this question (honestly from out the bottom of your soul) what your feelings are for me, what you feel when you look at me, think of me??”
Another hard one to answer… I’m not very good answering such a questions, I used to think that I was good at answering then, I used to answer such a question like this: “oh girl I still miss you and I want nothing more than to be with you, I’d kneel for you if you asked me to…” But instead of that I answered this:
“Guess baby!”
Didn’t I avoid this one well? Here’s what she had to say:
“I don’t know my sweet little baby…I’d really like to talk to you if you don’t mind… Would you like to come over to my house Saturday? I’d really appreciate it!”
D@mn she doesn’t know when to stop! But I almost got her right where I wanted her…
“Why don’t you come over to my house? It’s too far and I don’t have any money left to come by train…”
LOL it’s three dollars to go by train to her house, but I wanted to see if she really wanted to talk to me. Her answer:
“Allright, I’ll be at your house three pm Saturday, allright?”
my reply:
“Fine, good night! Kiss”
hers:
“goodnight baby”
So, that was the last I heard from her till Saturday, and then she came to my house and she tried to talk to me but I didn’t really feel like talking (coz I was a bit drunk) and suddenly we started making out and you know the rest…
Now, after all this, I have a question:
Could it be possible that a first-class b1tch can evolve into a sweet little girl? And if so, would it be a good thing to start dating her? I don’t know what to do, I think I like her again (and the sex). Or should we have an occasional fµck without further obligations?
Hope you guys send me some replies. By the way: sorry if my English sµcks, but it isn’t my native language.
Bye!
greetz